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 Goons have returned to UO and are dominating once again in the name of Lowtax, obesity, and cheetodust. We are playing on UOForever(https://www.uoforever.com) – the only UO shard worth playing anymore, RIP Hybrid. We are playing as EQMS again(for any of you who played with us before) and our focus is PVP, PKing, and drinking pubbie tears in game on on the UOF forums. If you’ve ever wanted to be a part of a goon force that is still dedicated to killing pubbies, taking all their poo poo, and then talking poo poo to them after they rage, this is the game/guild for you. Another great thing about UO and goons is that PVP fits our playstyle well – once you get a character built up(which takes about 1 day of afk macroing, funded by us) you can effectively contribute to our PVP efforts immediately(all you need to do is setup a few hotkeys). Yes, even if you’ve never played UO before, you will be killing the “l33t pvpers” on your first trip out into the field. If you have played UO before, you have a leg up in this race. Heres the essential links: https://www.uoforever.com – official server website https://www.uoforum.com – official server forums(where we drink all the tears) UOF launcher: The staff has created a launcher that will download UO for you and update it. Getting this and running it is the first step setting up your UO. http://www.uoforever.com/download.php Clients to use: Sallos -- http://www.uoforever.com/patches/Sallos/Sallos.zip -- this is the best client to use for PVP, its extremely simple(you will need to hotkey your spells and 2 or 3 targetting hotkeys) and easy to learn UOSteam – http://uoredemption.com/upload/UOSteam104.exe -- an upgrade from Razor, this client is good for setting up macros to train characters or perform menial crafting tasks Razor – the oldest and most well known client, it is pretty much a shittier outdated version of steam A good guide for sallos can be found here: http://uoforum.com/threads/keiths-s...ge-guide.49547/ Guild information: EQMS is the guild we play as and it’s a mix of pubbie who have paid 200k to join and goons who join for free obviously. If you check out the PVP forums, you will see endless threads crying about us which will give you an idea of the rape we have been giving pubbies. We use mumble for VOIP: IP: vc.dmgzone.com Port 64738 pw britgy We also use a series of skype group chats to coordinate our efforts, so adding me to skype will help you get involved. Skype: GluttonySDS How to PVP Instead of writing out a big guide on how to play the game on here, we’d prefer to teach you over skype chat or voip. The basic idea is that we all group up, load a spell, and then cast the spell on the person closest to us using 1 hotkey to load the spell and 1 hot key to target/cast the spell. So easy a newb(goon) can do it. Some battle videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4MgWYxbqB4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4MgWYxbqB4  Summary: There is no game like UO when it comes to making pubbies rage. Goons are currently the most dominant guild on the server so joining in will get you insta access to pubbie rage and tears.
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Even if you have no interest in PVP -- EQMS(the goon guild) has expanded significantly into PVE and could always use any PVE-centric players or even crafters trying to make us supplies(although we are quite self sufficient in stock/gear).
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May 13, 2016 15:44
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What happened in that gif? I wasn't aware of something like that even being possible in UO classic
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May 13, 2016 17:58
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I need to get back into this. I lost interest after getting sick and forgetting to refresh my house which lost untold amounts of gold and rares.
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May 13, 2016 19:19
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jabro posted:I need to get back into this. I lost interest after getting sick and forgetting to refresh my house which lost untold amounts of gold and rares. We have everything you need to play the game -- regs and pots for days and some start up gold if you need. 
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May 13, 2016 19:28
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Will definitely get this downloaded and set up after work. Very excited.
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May 13, 2016 19:35
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Why not Rel Por?
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May 13, 2016 19:37
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Alexander DeLarge posted:Why not Rel Por? UOForever has by far the largest population of any freeshard out there -- UO kind of sucks when you are on a server with 11 people.
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May 13, 2016 19:42
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FormerFatty posted:UOForever has by far the largest population of any freeshard out there -- UO kind of sucks when you are on a server with 11 people. I haven't looked in on UOForever in a couple years, I was just worried about the map being too big for the numbers it had. Looks like it's doing well. I'm in.
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May 13, 2016 19:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHue-HaXXzg
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May 14, 2016 14:00
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haha guys go rape them pubbies 
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May 14, 2016 22:52
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Blazing Zero posted:haha guys go rape them pubbies 
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May 17, 2016 17:00
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Is non-magic PvP basically worthless?
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SweetBro posted:Is non-magic PvP basically worthless? You mean like playing a dexxer? No, theyre less effective when PVP groups get large(more than 7 or 8 people) but aside from that, theyre basically OP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j6W-hfCkHA
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May 18, 2016 16:07
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Found the new thread!
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May 18, 2016 22:27
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Hey guys, I just started on the server a month or so and was wondering if I could join the guild. Thanks for the help.
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May 19, 2016 21:59
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fastbucks posted:Hey guys, Of course -- add me to skype: GluttonySDS
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May 19, 2016 22:18
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I'd love to get in on this too. I have a character half built from a while ago that I just started macroing up again. Would it be cool if I joined? -- sent you a skype message
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May 20, 2016 04:06
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 Almost 12 years ago, UO owns.  Strategy fucked around with this message at 05:33 on May 20, 2016 |
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May 20, 2016 05:27
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Anyone know why \ doesn't let me guild chat when using Sallos?
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May 20, 2016 07:11
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Fausty posted:Anyone know why \ doesn't let me guild chat when using Sallos? You have to put a space after it. also "| space" for alliance chat. All goons can join EQMS.
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May 20, 2016 18:41
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FormerFatty posted:Of course -- add me to skype: GluttonySDS Sorry I'm only interested in playing if southern is.
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May 20, 2016 19:05
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Opinionated posted:Sorry I'm only interested in playing if southern is. Southern was just active a month or two ago before he got new job... he actually led our spy team and infiltrated a zerg guild led by defectors from EQMS that were hellbent on defeating us.
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May 23, 2016 15:47
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Ughhhuuuu not this again. It always pulls me back. ALWAYS. Apparently I briefly played UOF in the past, because I have a couple starter characters on two accounts. Did they used to only allow 3 chars and 2 accounts? Because thats what I seem to have.
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May 24, 2016 18:00
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Deuce posted:Ughhhuuuu not this again. Yep. You are allowed 4 characters on 3 accounts now. And you can add more characters to accounts at 1mil each, to a max of 7 chars per account.
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May 24, 2016 22:00
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Got wineskin working with uosteam + uo so I guess I'm playing again. For a new character on UOF should I go archer/provo? Currently macroing hiding and musicianship at the bank, but if there's a better alternative to starting fresh then I'll stop.
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bomb posted:Got wineskin working with uosteam + uo so I guess I'm playing again. For a new character on UOF should I go archer/provo? Currently macroing hiding and musicianship at the bank, but if there's a better alternative to starting fresh then I'll stop. Archer/Provo is definitely a low-cost and quick way to get started making money. And if you have a new account, abuse the hell out of the [New] player status. You keep your entire inventory on death, and can instaport to the brit bank at any time. (in combat, overweight, dead? no worries) Got myself a recall rune to a rune library. Die -> Port back, hit healer (who will also give insta full heals to new players) recall back, Im farming again in about two minutes. I don't think other players can even attack you? Either that or the reds I ran into were chill dudes! Be sure to keep an eye on skill totals and lock things up just under the cap to hang onto those benefits longer. I've seen a lot of templates for B-Archer as: Archery Tactics Anat Healing Music Provo Magery But no resist seems odd to me, so I'm going to try out 75 magery, 85 healing, 85 anat, 55 resist. Deuce fucked around with this message at 21:37 on May 27, 2016 |
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May 27, 2016 21:35
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Damnit why do free UO shards always have to have a ton of custom weird poo poo that I, personally, don't like. I wish more people would play on UO:Second Age. It is to UO as project1999 is to everquest, yet they have like 80 people at prime time while p99 has like 1200... sigh. That being said I'll probably try this, what is the population like? OP seems to indicate it's decent but doesn't actually mention a number.
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bomb posted:Got wineskin working with uosteam + uo so I guess I'm playing again. For a new character on UOF should I go archer/provo? Currently macroing hiding and musicianship at the bank, but if there's a better alternative to starting fresh then I'll stop. I tried them all and just as a heads up, Bootcamp is/was the best. That being said, I'm using a Retina iMac, so not sure if that is true for laptops and everything else.
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From the forums:quote:Question - how do you know when a guild like eqms is affected aa gently caress? He's definitely not mad or anything....
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You can tell that guy is in his 30's at the least because he still references teletubbies. And he still makes bitch rear end posts like that. UO loving broke some people real bad.
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Freakazoid_ posted:You can tell that guy is in his 30's at the least because he still references teletubbies. And he still makes bitch rear end posts like that. This guy is broken as gently caress -- he paid us 5mil gold to ally his guild, started some drama with a diff guild in his alliance, we came in and killed everyone causing him to flip out and break the alliance and then his guild fell apart. SAAAAAALLLLLLTTTYY
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He's not done yet!quote:Did you notice that he had no comment in reply to any of what i said? All he did was post a gif .. LOL !
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Got it! Client issue was fixed.
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Jun 2, 2016 05:34
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In as Magic. Trying to get my poo poo straight.
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Ima Grip And Sip posted:In as Magic. Trying to get my poo poo straight. Hahaha -- this man got to experience mumble last night.... albeit without archersnon 
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FormerFatty posted:Hahaha -- this man got to experience mumble last night.... albeit without archersnon Speaking of mumble, did the mumble info change? I've done a computer rebuild and trying to log in kicks back an error saying bad password or certificate
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Deuce posted:Speaking of mumble, did the mumble info change? I've done a computer rebuild and trying to log in kicks back an error saying bad password or certificate That's one of the joys of mumble. An admin has to reset your cert in the mumble server.
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jabro posted:That's one of the joys of mumble. An admin has to reset your cert in the mumble server. Yeah, I am now "Deuce" with a period on the end. Not that it matters because I don't actually have a character in EQMS after two weeks.
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Deuce posted:Yeah, I am now "Deuce" with a period on the end. Need in? I can get you in tonight.
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