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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Harvey Updyke was right, actually

This is also true

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Ahahaha Christ Pseudoscience you punk rear end bitch

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I also noticed the page where you guys were not sure what team I actually a fan of anymore and that is very funny

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

What happened to jeffersonlives?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
He just quit posting, then he dropped off the face of the internet later on. His twitter account is an egg now saying go away :(

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Dang I did better than I thought barely knowing any of you. I would have sworn that Fiz would have won being a professional football player because of that Indian league he played in. And for the record, when I answered the question for person to grab a beer with, I said "Ehud (though he would have a non-alcoholic drink)" at least!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fsif posted:

What happened to jeffersonlives?

The Jets finally broke him.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


NC-17 posted:

The Jets finally broke him.

Kinda hard to have a different reaction to keeping Geno while banishing Fitz

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

seiferguy posted:

Dang I did better than I thought barely knowing any of you. I would have sworn that Fiz would have won being a professional football player because of that Indian league he played in. And for the record, when I answered the question for person to grab a beer with, I said "Ehud (though he would have a non-alcoholic drink)" at least!

I don't think he even played, but Ehud is the only dude who has linebacker size

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Ahahaha Christ Pseudoscience you punk rear end bitch

I regret nothing

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

gonna fight you irl

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

jeffersonlives was probably the last poster I could imagine would be able to survive without the forums, since he was so prolific and had such an absurd base of knowledge of everything he posted about.

I can't believe he let real life get in the way.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He was seriously almost autistic with legal knowledge. I think he likely had one of those brains that just remembered everything

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
And he absolutely loved reducing football to numbers and advanced stats.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
And yet his beautiful mind couldn't understand that Sanchez was utter dog poo poo

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Chichevache posted:

And he absolutely loved reducing football to numbers and advanced stats.

that's called autism

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Jefferson was a stat slave and it was hilarious when he'd get pissy about someone mentioning human nature and motivation playing a part in the football game because YOU CAN'T QUANTIFY IT

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

NC-17 posted:

The Jets and Mets finally broke him.

Fixed that. Jefferson was known in the MLB thread to have insane amounts of knowledge about each team's farm system (which, even for midcore-to-hardcore fans of baseball is pretty niche). Whenever someone would pop up and say how their hot new prospect was doing well, Jefferson would come in and poo poo all over them saying their prospect was going to fail. He wasn't wrong, but man he upset a lot of people during that time.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jeffersonlives was a cool dude who eventually realized social media has an extremely low replacement level.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

seiferguy posted:

Fixed that. Jefferson was known in the MLB thread to have insane amounts of knowledge about each team's farm system (which, even for midcore-to-hardcore fans of baseball is pretty niche). Whenever someone would pop up and say how their hot new prospect was doing well, Jefferson would come in and poo poo all over them saying their prospect was going to fail. He wasn't wrong, but man he upset a lot of people during that time.

This goon sounds amazing

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Wasn't he crazy good at poker as well?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Doltos posted:

And yet his beautiful mind couldn't understand that Sanchez was utter dog poo poo

I thought he was a big proponent of Tim Tebow over Sanchez in 2012.

Weren't we all.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

A Man and his dog posted:

Wasn't he crazy good at poker as well?

well yeah he was football rain man

seiferguy posted:

I thought he was a big proponent of Tim Tebow over Sanchez in 2012.

Weren't we all.

He was a big tebow fan yeah, he wanted the Jets to run the Tebow offense

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

well yeah he was football rain man


He was a big tebow fan yeah, he wanted the Jets to run the Tebow offense

Maybe we've been wrong all this ti-BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Where did jeffersonolives go

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







jefferson "mark sanchez has comparable rookie year stats to John elway" lives

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
starting tim tebow over mark sanchez isn't the wrong move though

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
I thought we hated jeffersonlives. Or was that another Jets fan?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
it's you, actually.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







most hated jets fan is probably mcmagic

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
he was the goddamn worst in the MLB threads but everybody in there are mostly aspie number crunchers anyway

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Parmesan Basil posted:

I thought we hated jeffersonlives. Or was that another Jets fan?

mcmagic

I have a comic about them somewhere

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Ehud posted:

I have a comic about them somewhere

This was a good comic and you should find it and post it again.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

found it

jeffersonolives and mcmagic

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

found another

AAADOLF and mcmagic

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

might as well post my entire library since I only did 3

Ehud and mrs ehud

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I miss nnnAdam

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ross Angeles posted:

I miss nnnAdam

He was cool

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Hilarious and deeply missed

That is a rather accurate interpretation of my Canadian posting days

Why'd your wife dye her hair mid convo

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
*camera pans out slowly and TFF is revealed to be a snowglobe that jeffersonlives holds while he rocks in the corner of Slippery Slope Board and Care*

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