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Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Just itching to find an official avenue to call me the worst poster on the board?! Now's your chance!!!!!!

Send all entries to tffpsheepgame@gmail.com. Rules are same as the other sheep game; send your answers as

1. gently caress nick saban
2. san-fransisco sixty-niners
3. etc
.
.
.
10. etc

Subject name on the email should be "Sheep answers from [YOUR SA USERNAME]"

QUESTIONS

1. Which NCAA fanbase has the worst poster-base?
2. Which NFL fanbase has the worst poster-base?
3. Which NCAA fanbase has the best poster-base?
4. Which NFL fanbase has the best poster-base?
5. Which poster would be easiest to have a beer/watch a game with?
6. If MourningView/Intruder were to retire tomorrow, who would he appoint as his replacement?
7. Which poster would most likely produce an entertaining segment on the Paul Finebaum show?
8. Which TFF poster would be the first pick for a real football team?
9. Which TFF poster would make the best head coach for your team?
10. Who is the posting MVP?
11. Who is the least valuable poster? Nothing personal, of course.

Deadline's a week from today: Friday, May 20th. I will be abstaining from voting.

Scionix fucked around with this message at 08:03 on May 14, 2016

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Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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school of hard knocks boys

none of you nfl posters should be worried anyway im gonna get worst board poster by a large margin

edit: favorite submission so far: person sending me his real name with real gmail account and no forums name attatched. excellent

edit 2: where are all the ncaa posters cmon family all these nfl peeps are boring

Scionix fucked around with this message at 06:37 on May 14, 2016

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
I have reworded the questions to be less survey-ish.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Grittybeard posted:

My answers were equally divided between NFL posters, College posters, and posters who no longer actually post :colbert:

no I mean you're the only person I recognize from NCAA threads that sent in answers

still waiting for the "roll tide" to every question email

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Intruder posted:

What if I were to retire tomorrow, what then

Put me in that question :colbert:

sorry u haven't probated me like fourteen times I'll get u in there fam

edit: ok theres no way you can resist probating me for that post just slide it in there I can take it

thus far I am thinking NFL posters share some sort of weird hive mind and NCAA posters are all independent, free thinking autists

now that I think about it its the perfect metaphor for the soul-less husk of football that the NFL is compared to the whimsical lopsided rape scandal obfuscating wonderland that is the NCAA

Scionix fucked around with this message at 08:16 on May 14, 2016

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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v2vian man posted:

op i hope you're ready to spend time figuring out who "andy dalden av guy" and "yelling chubby guy" are bc i don't think anyone knows forum names any more

I will count both as big bob pataki

e: 16 entries thus far, btw

Scionix fucked around with this message at 18:14 on May 14, 2016

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
everyone that voted least valuable poster as "me lol" or "gee I'm just guessing who's gonna get the most votes golly gosh" is a weiner

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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No Safe Word posted:

Isn't that literally the point of a sheep game though

look lets not overcomplicate things ok

Alaois posted:

i was just being honest about my posting

yeah I thought filling yourself out for every category then answering "the opposite of me" for worst poster was a bit presumptuous but who knows we'll see

edit: we are at twenty seven responses. :wow:

Scionix fucked around with this message at 08:32 on May 15, 2016

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
I don't even know who the gently caress half of these least favorite votes are so I don't think anyone has to worry about TFF eating itself

NFL posters are weird

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

i haven't sent mine yet. you aren't allowed to start until you get one from this ol pussy

You have until midnight!! Tonight!!

Also I have a question for all the NFL ppl. Is Mel Mudkiper's thing where he switched allegiances to the steelers because of tebow then switched back to denver after they won the superbowl a gimmick or did he actually do that.

e: also there are forty-two submissions total atm

Scionix fucked around with this message at 13:27 on May 20, 2016

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Ehud posted:

hello I was trying to figure out when the reveal takes place

please advise

deadline is midnight tonight so probably sometime tomorrow? Let's shoot for 8PM tomorrow, central time.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Metapod posted:

It's the time you wish you had

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Silly Burrito posted:

You mean I stayed home on a Friday night just for this and it's not ready? Well my life has been wasted.

i said it was due midnight tonight what you think im gonna spreadsheet this poo poo instead of slaying, like, six pussies? like haha wouldnt it be funny if I was playing rocket league instead but no actually im donig really cool stuff with all my attractive friends, so you can wait, buster

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Benne posted:

You violated the spirit of the game by making a deadline, but not revealing the answers immediately afterwards.

But hey, if you're slaying mad pussy instead of playing a goon forum game, more power to you.

fine I'll bump it up to like 10AM ish

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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45 (correct) entries; high score is 91, with two others scoring 90. Will type up the votes later today.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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e: TGHATS NOT PREVIEW

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Alright I'm gonna post the first two results, then go grab breakfast, then post the rest while I finish the last 3 questions.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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DISCLAIMER: at the end of every post I will show you what I would have answered, seeing as some of these questions require you to put some skin in the game. It's only fair! Also I will not be doing updated standings because gently caress that noise also its more suspenseful or something. You keep up yourself or just find out after the last question.

QUESTION 1: WHICH NCAA TEAM HAS THE WORST POSTERS?



Alabama: 19
Benne
Cavauro
Metapod
Grittybeard
Spiros
Turdsdown Tom
Burginator
Yoshifan823
186
Silly Burrito
Eifert Posting
Pops Mgee
AAA dolfan
Seiferguy
TheGreyGhost
Hotlanta Man
The Kraken
Toilet Mouth
Swickles

Penn State: 7
Febreeze
Chris James 2
Ehud
Kalli
The Big Jesus
Turbo Flaming Chicken
Big Ol Marsh Pussy

Ohio State: 4
v2vian man
christ pseudoscientist
Daltos
The Puppy Bowl

A&M: 2
Chichevache
Anals of History

Michigan: 2
Alaois
Cruel and Unusual

Notre Dame: 2
Probably Magic
Felter Chesthard

Black Sheep
whypick1: Louisiana Cougars
fartknocker: all of them
3 Dong Horse: "gently caress college ball"
Arkham's Razor: Florida State
Raku: LSU
Parmesan Basil: "I don't follow children's games"
JRizzle: Georgia
Maxwell's Demon: Tennessee
Fizfashizzle: Rutgers
Knightmare: Arkansas

I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN: IOWA STATE for 1 POINTS

Scionix fucked around with this message at 16:22 on May 21, 2016

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
QUESTION 2: WHICH NFL TEAM HAS THE WORST POSTERS?



New England Patriots: 20
Whypick1
3 Dong Horse
Alaois
Christ Pseudoscientist
Chris James 2
Turdsdown Tom
Burginator
186
Silly Burrito
Jrizzle
The Puppy Bowl
Ehud
Seiferguy
Maxwells Demon
TheGreyGhost
Anals of History
The Big Jesus
Toilet Mouth
Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Swickles

Seattle Seahawks: 15
Benne
Cavauro
Metapod
v2vian man
grittybeard
Sprios
Parmesan Basil
Yoshifan823
Eifert Posting
Pops Mgee
Kalli
Hotlanta Man
Cruel and Unusual
Knightmare
Chichevache

Green Bay Packers: 2
Arkham's Razor
Fizfashizzle

Black Sheep
Fartknocker: Kansas City("because of parmesan basil")
Febreeze: Andy Dalton
Raku: Broncos
Probably Magic: Cowboys
Daltos: Bengals
AAA dolfan: Saints
Felter Chesthard: Giants
Turbo Flaming Chicken: Ravens
The Kraken: Jets

I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN: GREEN BAY PACKERS for 3 POINTS

Scionix fucked around with this message at 16:23 on May 21, 2016

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Benne posted:

You violated the spirit of the game by making a deadline, but not revealing the answers immediately afterwards.

But hey, if you're slaying mad pussy instead of playing a goon forum game, more power to you.



Grittybeard posted:

I'm up so it doesn't matter to me, but I thought we were doing this at 8 PM Central.


WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME TFF

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Spiros posted:

Do you Scionix, don't worry about the haters

the last time I did that I couldn't post for a year!!!

I'm just gonna space the posts out for most of the day I think. Next answer will come within an hour

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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swickles posted:

Why aren't my answers included?

you might've been one of the two people with an incorrect email format. Just double checked all the emails I got and no "swickles" in the subject line. If you want to re-send I can maybe sneak you in if you put yourself on SCOUT'S HONOR for your answers

e: ok I figured out which one you were. not my fault ur dumpy rear end couldn't get the format right but I'll shove you in last minute

Scionix fucked around with this message at 16:20 on May 21, 2016

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
QUESTION 3: WHICH NCAA TEAM HAS THE BEST POSTERS?



Washington State: 6
Grittybeard
Eifert Posting
Seiferguy
TheGreyGhost
Turbo Flaming Chicken
Toilet Mouth

Michigan State: 4
The Puppy Bowl
Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Cruel and Unusual
v2vian Man

Florida: 4
Metapod
Benne
Ehud
Swickles

Miami: 3
Burginator
Felter Chesthard
Chichevache

Alabama: 2
Raku
Cavauro

Northwestern: 2
Alaois
Maxwells Demon

Minnesota: 2
Kali
Arkham's Razor

Rutgers: 2
Spiros
Daltos

Penn State: 2
Anals of History
Fizfashizzle

Black Sheep
whypick1: South Central Louisiana Mud Dogs
Fartknocker: Faber College
3 Dong Horse: "gently caress college ball"
Febreeze: University State
Christ Pseudoscientist: Michigan
Chris James 2: None
Probably Magic: Standford
Turdsdown Tom: Umass
Parmesan Basil: "whichever team is most just"
Yoshifan823: South Carolina
186: Wisconsin
Silly Burrito: LSU
Pops Mgee: Yale
Jrizzle: Mizzou
AAA Dolfan: FSU
Hotlanta Man: Clemson
The Big Jesus: Tennessee Vols
Knightmare: Colorado
The Kraken: Texas

I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN: TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS for 2 POINTS

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Cavauro posted:

in choosing alabama for both the worst and best posters it looks like i really "bit the corndog" as they say

how could we not be the best, having given you future hall of famer, quarterback AJ McCarron,

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Ehud posted:

sorry I am on edge because I have to go to a wedding today

hahah owned retard

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Ehud posted:

no I don't want to do the electric slide with you, aunt patty

the last wedding I went to I was a groomsman and the whole thing was really fun then 80% of the people there got food poisoning and the best man almost passed out during his speech he was so sick

I didn't get sick :smug:

we were also doing a super orthodox greek wedding in a venue right next to a 100% black wedding in Atlanta so that was fun

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Ehud posted:

This wedding is interracial and the bride's dad doesn't approve of interracial marriage but also he's doing the ceremony because he's a pastor lol

I hope you know this person real well 'cause lol

whypick1 posted:

My college answers reflect on how much I pay attention to it.


So you're saying you didn't get sick because you stole from the other wedding? Smart move.

to this day nobody knows wtf got everyone sick. I ate everything everyone else did, including their lovely idea of fireball and kalimari at like 8 in the morning. thank god for waffle house

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Ehud posted:

It's my sister in law so the racist pastor is my father in law hahahahaha!!

pls tell me he is an alabama fan

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

My plan is to go to Swickles wedding and yell racist things

On that note Oddly enough when my sister and brother in law got married there was a lot of negativity about her being white from his family. They're Cuban

ofc there was he married a white girl what is he crazy

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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QUESTION 12: WHAT RACE IS YOUR FAVORITE POSTER

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Doltos posted:

the last wedding i went to i was best man for a goon poster

also brutal self own

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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QUESTION 4: WHICH NFL TEAM HAS THE BEST POSTERS?



Miami Dolphins: 14
v2vian man
grittybeard
Arkham's Razor
Febreeze
Burginator
Yoshifan823
AAA Dolfan
Ehud
Hotlanta Man
Anals of History
Felter Chesthard
The Big Jesus
The Kraken
Swickles

Cleveland Browns: 6
Cavauro
3 Dong Horse
186
Seiferguy
TheGreyGhost
Eifert Posting

Jacksonville Jaguars: 5
Benne
fartknocker
Alaois
Raku
fizfashizzle

Cincinnati Bengals: 3
BIg Ol Marsh Pussy
Probably Magic
Jrizzle

New England Patriots: 3
Spiros
Turdsdown Tom
Kalli

New York Giants: 2
Metapod
Daltos

Green Bay Packers: 2
Christ Pseudoscientist
Pops Mgee

Minnesota Vikings: 2
whypick1
knightmare

Baltimore Ravens: 2
Cruel and Unusual
Chris James 2

Arizona Cardinals: 2
Silly Burrito
Maxwells Demon

Black Sheep
Parmesan Basil: Kansas City Chiefs
The Puppy Bowl: Tennessee Titans
Turbo Flaming Chicken: Oakland Raiders
Toilet Mouth: Seattle Seahawks
Chichevache: Pittsburgh Steelers

I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN: CLEVELAND BROWNS for 7 POINTS

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

i voted my heart because i luv 2 post online with my bengals bros but really if i could have voted for the entire afc north i would have.

*in a faded, echoing voice from the distance* gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Spiros posted:

I picked the Pats because Shrimp is a national treasure and the sheer rage their fanbase whips up on this board makes them real good

uh, mods?????

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Metapod posted:

It's true shrimp is a national treasure

Ehud bring shrimp to the wedding

2 RING SHRIMP

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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did you remember to wear your trump lapel?

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Metapod posted:

If there is a dj request young thug and see what happens

If there's not a dj play some young thug and see what happens

first you get that money then you get that power...

I actually have work to do now, I will be back later tonight to finish the questions. Im sure we're all on pins and needles!!!

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
QUESTION 5: WHICH POSTER WOULD BE EASIEST TO WATCH A GAME WITH/HAVE A BEER WITH



Ehud: 7
fartknocker
Febreeze
The Puppy Bowl
Seiferguy
The Kraken
Fizfashizzle
v2vian man

Wheez the Roux: 7(RIP)
3 Dong Horse
Burginator
Jrizzle
Maxwells Demon
The Big Jesus
Chichevache
Swickles

Kawalimus: 4
Arkham's Razor
The Grey Ghost
Anals of History
Big Ol Marsh Pussy

Febreeze: 3
Turbo Flaming Chicken
Benne
Silly Burrito

Some version of "Myself": 3
whypick1
parmesan basil
daltos

Big Bob Pataki: 3
Hotlanta Man
Pops Mgee
Ehud

Scionix: 2
Raku
Knightmare

Sour Diesel: 2
Chris James 2
Spiros

Black Sheep
Cavauro: Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Metapod: NickRowFillea
Grittybeard: Detroit_Dogg
Alaois: Roasted Donut
Christ Pseudoscientist: Gendo
Probably Magic: Mel Mudkiper
Turdsdown Tom: Chichevache
Yoshifan823: Ross Angeles
186: Soothing Vapor's Wife
Eifert Posting: Grittybeard
AAA Dolfan: FizFashizzle
Kalli: Larch
Felter Chesthard: DO YALL WANT A HAM
Cruel and Unusual: 4 RING SHRIMP
Toilet Mouth: Sash!


I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN: BIG BOB PATAKI for 4 POINTS

Scionix fucked around with this message at 04:45 on May 22, 2016

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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Metapod posted:

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

Life outside of the posting realm is difficult, sometimes. Thank you Ehud for carrying the thread while I was away. More answers incoming.

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Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

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QUESTION SIX: IF MOURNINGVIEW/INTRUDER WERE TO CHOSE TO REPLACE THEMSELVES, WHO WOULD THEY PICK?



Roasted Donut: 7
Alaois
Silly Burrito
Anals of History
The Kraken
Fizfashizzle
Chichevache
Big Ol Marsh Pussy

Mel Mudkiper: 5
Benne
Cavauro
Metapod
v2vian Man
Chris James 2

Ehud: 4
Febreeze
Probably Magic
The Big jesus
Knightmare

Febreeze: 4
Maxwells Demon
AAA dolfan
Pops Mgee
Arkham's Razor

Some version of "Myself": 4
Parmesan Basil
Raku
Turdsdown Tom
Eifert Posting

Ross Angeles: 3
Hotlanta Man
Felter Chesthard
Turbo Flaming Chicken

Swickles: 2
Seiferguy
Christ Pseudoscientist

Some version of "Nobody": 2
whypick1
186

Black Sheep
Grittybeard: C2C-2.0
Fartknocker: AAA dolfan
3 Dong Horse: Intruder
Spiros: Warcrimes
Burginator: Gendo
Yoshifan823: Regnelvec
Daltos: "some other dumb idiot"
Jrizzle: Kalli
The Puppy Bowl: Grittybeard
Ehud: Ozu
TheGreyGhost: DJExile
Kalli: "a sucker"
Cruel and Unusual: Kawalimus
Toilet Mouth: Declan McManus
Swickles: "whoever pledges to ban scionix first"

I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN: ROASTED DONUT for 8 POINTS

Scionix fucked around with this message at 04:44 on May 22, 2016

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