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Oct 4, 2004

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Scionix posted:

everyone that voted least valuable poster as "me lol" or "gee I'm just guessing who's gonna get the most votes golly gosh" is a weiner

:smug:

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Oct 4, 2004

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Can this thread be the Ehud Wedding Reception GDT while we patiently wait?

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Oct 4, 2004

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Ehud posted:

they started dancing so I offered to take my wife's shoes and bouquet to the car

This is your opportunity to escape.

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Oct 4, 2004

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pillsburysoldier posted:

I want to believe you're posting from a laptop and not a phone

Voice dictation.

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Oct 4, 2004

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I assume it was marble cake.

And how many songs can you possibly fit on a floppy? They all midi?

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Oct 4, 2004

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Ehud posted:

During the ceremony they did a unity candle and the pastor was talking about how they were two flames becoming one and let no one extinguish the flame and the bride accidentally blew out the unity candle when she was trying to just blow hers out.

This happened to a friend of mine. She then became a Super Catholic and proclaimed she would be subservient to her husband.

That's my unity candle story thanks for listening.

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Oct 4, 2004

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Metapod posted:

How quickly did that marriage fail?

Still married. 4 kids and counting. She's now a Catholic school teacher and thinks contraception leads to abortion.

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Oct 4, 2004

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Scionix posted:

QUESTION 8: WHICH TFF POSTER WOULD BE THE FIRST PICK FOR A REAL FOOTBALL TEAM/




Ehud: 22
Swickles
Benne
Metapod
v2vian man
grittybeard
fartknocker
3 Dong Horse
Febreeze
Christ Pseudoscientist
Raku
Spiros
Probably Magic
Turdsdown Tom
Silly Burrito
Eifert Posting
Jrizzle
The Puppy Bowl
AAA Dolfan
Maxwells Demon
Chichevache
Big Ol Marsh Pussy


You're forgetting someone :(

quote:

Daltos: "Some shitlord who claims he's 6'3 240 but fails to mention how much of that is cheeto weight"

So...me!

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Oct 4, 2004

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I didn't suck nearly as much as expected. Nice.

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