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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
two dogs humping in a meadow while the wedding party gathers around wagging their tails and barking

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
dogs waiting in the receiving line so that they may get their turn to smell the bride and grooms anuses

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
several dogs hired for the specific purpose of stopping any squirrels from disrupting the ceremony

alnilam

Interracial wedding between dog and cat, both sides are supportive but awkward about it and don't end up mingling much with each other during the reception

alnilam

alnilam posted:

Interracial wedding between dog and cat, both sides are supportive but awkward about it and don't end up mingling much with each other during the reception

cat dad gives speech about how beautiful it is to see such harmony when only a decade ago their people were so adversarial to each other

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
dog at the dog/cat wedding awkwardly trying to use a litter box to show he is openminded

alnilam

Luvcow posted:

dog at the dog/cat wedding awkwardly trying to use a litter box to show he is openminded

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
wedding cake is array of expertly stacked bones

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
all guests receive a commemorative bone as a gift

Scathach

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


all the wineglasses are shaped like toilets



google THIS

every dog wedding caterer has a 100% 5-star rating on Yip

cat caterers are lucky if they get a 3

Robot Made of Meat

Who's the best man? Who's the best man? You are! You know you are!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
the bride barks nervously as she notices that one of the servers they've hired is also the "police dog" that her friends had hired for her bachelorette party

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
the grooms parents, sparky and dusty, are horrified to see that the brides family is all mutts

cuntman.net

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Who's the best man? Who's the best man? You are! You know you are!

Macnult

the bride throws a bouquet of flowers behind her and chases after it.

City of Glompton

the groom pees himself nervously, and the bride's mother instructs her to rub his nose it it...you know this couple is in for a ruff time.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Dogs are cool

Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 00:29 on May 15, 2016

<3 <3 Vanisher

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
If it rains cats and dogs at the wedding that is good luck

google THIS

the bride wants the groom to throw the garter, but she also refuses to let go of it

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

the bride wants the groom to throw the garter, but she also refuses to let go of it

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
all the single bitches get ready for the bride to throw the tennis ball, their tails wagging in anticipation over who will be the one to catch it, maybe it will b SQUIRRELLLLLLL!!!!

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

When the bride and groom drive off from the wedding, the rest of the guests chase after them.

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Munchables posted:

When the bride and groom drive off from the wedding, the rest of the guests chase after them.

December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
a dog wedding should be between two dogs, none of this cat-dog nonsense, it's Rover and Belle not Rover and Cat Moss.


City of Glompton

google THIS

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Groom growls and snaps at other guests that approach cake while he is eating his portion

MrWillsauce

I'm a modern bitch



cuntman.net

I am The Fury posted:

Groom growls and snaps at other guests that approach cake while he is eating his portion

cuntman.net

this is a good thread

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

symbolic

the groom's brother can't come due to his house arrest and court-mandated shock collar

big black turnout



the ceremony is slightly religious but nothing too dogmatic


alnilam

joke_explainer


google THIS posted:

the bride wants the groom to throw the garter, but she also refuses to let go of it

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
bride is mortified to see that one bridesmaid's dress is a different shade of gray than the rest


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Luvcow posted:

the bride barks nervously as she notices that one of the servers they've hired is also the "police dog" that her friends had hired for her bachelorette party


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

blaise rascal posted:

bride is mortified to see that one bridesmaid's dress is a different shade of gray than the rest

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