Traditional Dog Weddings

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two dogs humping in a meadow while the wedding party gathers around wagging their tails and barking

# ¿ May 14, 2016 13:26

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Luvcow: One day nearer spring

dogs waiting in the receiving line so that they may get their turn to smell the bride and grooms anuses

# ¿ May 14, 2016 13:29

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

several dogs hired for the specific purpose of stopping any squirrels from disrupting the ceremony

# ¿ May 14, 2016 13:30

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dog at the dog/cat wedding awkwardly trying to use a litter box to show he is openminded

# ¿ May 14, 2016 13:49

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all guests receive a commemorative bone as a gift

# ¿ May 14, 2016 15:01

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the bride barks nervously as she notices that one of the servers they've hired is also the "police dog" that her friends had hired for her bachelorette party

# ¿ May 14, 2016 19:40

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the grooms parents, sparky and dusty, are horrified to see that the brides family is all mutts

# ¿ May 14, 2016 19:41

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

the bride wants the groom to throw the garter, but she also refuses to let go of it

# ¿ May 14, 2016 22:27

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

all the single bitches get ready for the bride to throw the tennis ball, their tails wagging in anticipation over who will be the one to catch it, maybe it will b SQUIRRELLLLLLL!!!!

# ¿ May 14, 2016 22:29