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Jun 28, 2008

I thought every multiplayer game tried desperately to not split the multi queues

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Jun 28, 2008

net cafe scandal posted:

Funny post about loot boxes

lol

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Jun 28, 2008

I have never seen so much retarded bullshit spewing from the bottom-feeders of this website, or indeed any website, of this caliber before. You are an embarrassment to your parents, to your loved ones and to the human race as a whole. It boggles my mind that anyone as stupid as you can manage to remember to breathe every 3 seconds and keep yourself upright. To answer your question, take them to a Pokémon Center to revive and fully heal them.

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Jun 28, 2008


Lol

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Jun 28, 2008

Wormskull posted:

Never mind, they are nobody and added me because they quote, Thought I was a god.

Congrats

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Jun 28, 2008

Nuk3town (the BLOPSIII version) is the worst shooter map in history because its nuketown but when they added it to the game they replaced every playlist with NUKETOWN 247 and it was the only map you could play on PC for like 2 months.

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Jun 28, 2008

ALso it played a 4 second FMV at the end every match that would 50/50 crash the game lol.

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Jun 28, 2008

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

... *eyes welling up like a bitch* Hats. Sandvich. 2Fort2Furious. Lil Jon/LazyTown mash up. Highlander. *closes eyes then blinks fast to stop tears falling* loving internet sucks gay dog shits these days motherfuckers.

Lol

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Jun 28, 2008


Seriously...

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Jun 28, 2008

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

Not gonna lie lads, before this game came out I was in a pretty bad way. I was a pretty lonely guy. (I'm a 29 year old virgin and had a HUGE chip on my ahoulder about it, and sex/women in general.) I never dated, stayed in most nights, and was really starting to get cynical about love and whatnot. I was reading red pill subreddits on the daily, and becoming pretty bitter when it came to the concept of love and companionship. "True companionship is not real, its a media creation", "Women will just take your money and leave you", "Love is just an emotional reaction to chemicals, like chocolate. Find a new bar" etc. etc. But when I first popped in Overwatch to my Xbone, EVERYTHING changed.

Tracer, for all intensive purposes, healed my soul. I had been out in the cold for a long, long time when it came to love. But then this girl, this woman appeared before my eyes. She was gentle and sweet, with an adorablely chipper attitude and accent, and I melted like butter. She showed me that true love is possible. A lot of healing began that day, and by the end I sat in front of my 50' tv in my mancave, balling my eyes out. I will forever be indebted to Blizzard for showing me that true love WAS still possible. And I will always praise this game because of that, opinions be damned. This game is special to me. Not for it's fun factor (which is enormous), but because it truly made me want to live again.

THought about this post again today.

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Jun 28, 2008

goferchan posted:

if you kill someone with tracer's new xmas skin on sometimes she yells out "SLAY BELLS" now :stare:

:stare:

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Jun 28, 2008

Is this the Pimp Zone's "219 Gun" moment?

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Jun 28, 2008

PleasingFungus posted:

gently caress this. i'm going to play Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

I think this 3 to 5 times a day.

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Jun 28, 2008


Lol

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Jun 28, 2008

I heard it from CS but I don't know the origin either.

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Jun 28, 2008

I looked it up and apparently Smurfing is another way to say Laundering money and at some point it was adopted into gamer slang for basically cheating the system in a similar way. The more you know.

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Jun 28, 2008

Wormskull posted:

I think I'mma stream competitive, in about 10 to 15.

Bruh. The Nintendo conference is on.

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Jun 28, 2008

I hope somebody clipped it.

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Jun 28, 2008

Tinker Tankie Soldier Spy posted:

it's scary to think how good that guy's owns will be if he's got that much raw talent as a teen

Yeah, takes a lot of natural talent to own Larry Parrish. Dude is basically impossible to shake.

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Jun 28, 2008

I really loved the CTF in titanfall 2 but the maps were too big for it and the titans didn't make sense for the mode. But I wish they made a refined version of that with CTF specific map remixes.

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Jun 28, 2008

Wormskull posted:

It's out right now. I don't know exactly what form it takes since I haven't tried it yet though.

You're still talking about the turd lol

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Jun 28, 2008

I've been playing Quake Live recently and jumping constantly and dying a lot to the 30 people who have been playing Quake III for 5 hours a day since 1999 so maybe jumping isn't always the right choice

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Jun 28, 2008

It's kinda like how if I keep using run up dust as Millia eventually people are going to use blitz shield and get huge counter hits on my unsafe bull crap.

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Jun 28, 2008

You should play QL with me then because it happens to me a lot

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Jun 28, 2008

I like watching people after death because I learn a lot. Like before watching a few last man standing survival epics I didn't realize walking doesn't make a sound and how much the sound clues you into your surroundings, because 90% of the time it's just rockets going off. But when it comes down to the wire that stuff is insanely important

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Jun 28, 2008

Goomba stomp: typing into all chat the phrases that trigger sound clips like mcfly and then biff says HEY MCFLY

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Jun 28, 2008

The Quake Live voice chat is 100% completely insane in every server I join.

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Jun 28, 2008

trying to jack off posted:

i would have 300 ping and it wouldnt feel as good

I'm in a server rn and there's a dude with 60 ping who just joined and immediately 4 people said Ah Australia Mate? or some variation lol.

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Jun 28, 2008

Even being monstrously lovely at QL makes me feel sad that I've put so many hours into COD and Titanfall lol.

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Jun 28, 2008

Congrats on reading page 1382 of the Overwatch meme thread.

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Jun 28, 2008

Why wouldn't you just make that one gif

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