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Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Good job OP

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Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

net cafe scandal posted:

Most of the backstories in this game are exactly the kind of poo poo you'd find lurking around in a Rob Liefeld or Todd McFarlane illustrated comic book in the 90s. It's a very self-aware kind of camp, which I enjoy.

It's also bucking the trend of every piece of media in this, our post-9/11 America, being some grimdark antihero nonsense. When was the last time you saw a genuinely positive character like Tracer as the face of something?

I love Tracer lover her quirkiness and how she always says mate and has an English accent

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Me 2007: drat, this video game looks like it has fun gameplay, I think ill get this!

Me 2016: [watching pre rendered trailer footage] OMG dat rear end doe! :xd: That character looks Waifu as gently caress LOL! Day one preorder for sure.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

In Training posted:

Thought this said Seth MacFarlane and got interested for a bit.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Imagine video games in that year. Holy fuckawesome

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

mysterious loyall X posted:

yelllow river boys 's urinal st. station was a classic

http://youtu.be/73_VVBGaRzU

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

net cafe scandal posted:

Tfw the new Overwatch cinematic short releases right when you get out of church 👀🙏

That actually gives me bad feels, due to masturbation guilt.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Waifu

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Lmfao loving this whole ironically into Overwatch thing guys, imagine ACTUALLY playing this garbage lmbo

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

net cafe scandal posted:

There are also a already 22 gang tags for this game and possibly almost as many Overwatch avatars as there were Homestuck avs back in 2012

In alot of ways, Overwatch is sorta like the 'Homestuck' of FPS games. Including the fact that both are loving awesome.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012


Awesome. I Love modern gaming/internet culture.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Bobnumerotres posted:

i just played for like 5 hours lmao i need a break

5 hours? That's all? :smug:

Guess you guys don't love your waifus as much I love mine. Pitty.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Hey guys so all discussion of Overwatch can now be held in the official Overwatch megathread.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3777116

TiA!

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

I have to admit I am hopelessly, positively, head-over-heels in love with this game. I mean, not so much the game itself (I hardly ever get kills actually lol), but moreso the beautiful women that are in it.

Seriously, after a long day at work it's great to come home and play some OW. Just seeing Tracer's smile and hearing her say "Calvalrys 'ere, love!" in her cutiepie accent genuinely melts my heart and all feels right in the world. (Seriously. I love her. She is Waifu for laifu! :xd: Lol.)

But seriously. This game is GOTY '16, and quite possibly 2017, as well. If the promising looking season pass that I bought is any indication. If you're on the fence and still haven't bought this yet, you are missing the gently caress out.

Edit: Cleaned up some spelling.

Retarded_Clown_ fucked around with this message at 00:20 on May 27, 2016

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

TFW tracer will never kiss you IRL.

[img]C:/Windows/Users/BronyForlife/My Documents/Photos/Reaction/Sadpeepee.jpeg[/img]

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

EDIT: doesanyone. Know. Howto. Post. pictures

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

My memorial day/birthday weekend. Sorted.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Larry's Burning-Man Style Sister: What's up fag? You using my monitor to play you lovely MOBAs? lol

Larry: For the last time. Overwatch is not a moba.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

[showing my confused and mildly worried date the funny meme picture] Well If you played Overwatch, I can assure you, this would be hilarious

[Later, after getting rejected for a second date]

ME: Eh, 3D girls are over rated, right honey?

TRACER: Yeah! Don't worry love, Cavalrys 'ere!

ME: 😍

Retarded_Clown_ fucked around with this message at 22:31 on May 31, 2016

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

http://kotaku.com/inside-the-surprisingly-big-overwatch-porn-scene-1778229605


good article.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

anyone with these kinds of avatars gets auto,atically added to my ignore list.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=122105

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Knuc U Kinte posted:

They get added to my buddy list.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

lol all the guns do no damage ok *goes back to killing 400+ cops on one map with a flamethrower that makes them die in an instant in screaming burning agony* oh look a bulldozer *destroys an entire room by firing an RPG, including killing teammates* man i think i will need to defend here a while *deploys a bipod machine gun and kills every cop in the county*

man i sure wish i was playing calladoody 591 where guns hurt *kills 4 cops with 1 shot from a .50 cal sniper rifle, gets cheevo for it* *does the same thing with a grenade launcher, gets another cheevo for it*

gee sure wish i could get a change of pace *plays mission where you race nukes past a gauntlet of cops* man even that isn't quite doing it for me *kills 5000 russians attacking a secret base from hardcore henry*

sure wish i could stand out from my teammates *switches from build that eats bullets like pez and destroys everything with a machine gun to a medic build that yells at people to get them up off the ground* hm still not different enough *uses sentry gun and flaming trip mine build instead* but i'm still even using armor i want to run around in a suit and murder a million people *clicks a button, now dodges bullets effortlessly and runs around like sonic killing everything with akimbo pistols, firing the pistols to the saturday morning cartoon beat*

there are a lot of reasons to hate paydude but really the only one here that isn't wrong as gently caress here is 'stealth sucks' which it does

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012


lol all the guns do no damage ok *goes back to killing 400+ Genjis on one map with a pulse bomb that makes them die in an instant in screaming burning agony* oh look a payload vehicle *destroys an entire room by using a Dragonstrike, including killing teammates* man i think i will need to defend here a while *deploys a gattling turret and kills every defender in the server*

man i sure wish i was playing calladoody 591 where guns hurt *kills 4 Bastions with 1 shot from a Widow's kiss, gets cheevo for it* *does the same thing with a Venom Mine, gets another cheevo for it*

gee sure wish i could get a change of pace f *plays Control* man even that isn't quite doing it for me *kills 5000 Reapers attacking a secret base from hardcore Hanzo*

sure wish i could stand out from my teammates *switches from build that eats bullets like pez and destroys everything with a machine gun to a medic build thas uses Crossfade * hm still not different enough *uses Sonic Amplifier and wall ride build instead* but i'm still even using armor i want to run around in a skintight asspants and murder a million people *clicks a button, switches to Tracer and now dodges bullets effortlessly and runs around like sonic killing everything with akimbo pistols, firing the pistols to the saturday morning cartoon beat*

there are a lot of reasons to hate Overwatch but really the only one here that isn't wrong as gently caress here is 'censorship of sexuality in games sucks' which it does

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Pablo Gigante posted:

I'm not an Overwatch porn consumer, that's what's so insane about this.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Black Baby Goku posted:

Tracer needs to have her rear end in a top hat reamed

.....Yeah. I think this is the point in the thread where it's time I leave for Games, where they dont speak about Tracer in such a vulgar way.




EDIT: Just got from Games. It's actually worse there. gently caress This Bad Earth.

Retarded_Clown_ fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Jun 1, 2016

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

I really don't appreciate the Overwatch porn. It's p. gross. I think this thinkpiece about it that I copied to my clipboard says it all:

overwatch porn overwatch hentai tracer getting hosed gifs overwatch pornography

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

tumor looking batty posted:

add me as yaBoiSpb pc

Here comes dat boi

O poo poo waddup 😂😂

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

i should play mei more

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Lets dial the Larry stuff back a tad. It's veering into cyberbullyish territory. IMO We should only poke fun at him during the rare times he says something incredibly foolish.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Black Baby Goku posted:

He's a bigot and I say we roast his rear end!

Bigotry has no place in the Pz. If what you are saying is true than I shall have to recomsider my "no roasting" policy ( And I ain't talkin Arby's! )

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Knuc U Kinte posted:

His balls are big, because he never fucks or cums.

he hosed meryl

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

thats big boss. snake and meryl lived in his lovely shack for a few months in alaska together until he "dissapeared" one day. probably joining philanthropy.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Bill Barber posted:

Snake hosed EVA at the end of MGS3.

no they just made out until he passed out because she fiddled him to get the (fake) philosophers legacy.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

in the peace walker radio drama (which is canon) he gets real bashful and hesitates to tell kaz how many women he's slept with, and is about to say he's a virgin when suddenly theyre ambushed you NOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Gear_Solid:_Peace_Walker_-_Heiwa_to_Kazuhira_no_Blues


quote:

Miller: Say... what's your count with the ladies?

Snake: Huh?

Miller: How many women you've been with?

Snake: Huh. You first.

Miller: This many. Actually... this many.

Snake: drat...

Miller: You?

Snake: Me? I've........

Snake: Hm?

Miller: ... Snake...

Snake: You noticed, huh? ...We're surrounded.

Miller: Guess we've stumbled onto somebody's turf. Here they come. Two of 'em.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

if aids is cool just call this game miles davis

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Blizzard is Awsome because their Epic Influence made elder scrolls make a card game and iD make quake a team shooter. loving awesome.

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Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

i really enjoy how much long term overall damage blizzard has caused the gaming industry with WoW, Hearthstone, and Overwatch.

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