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Was thinking about doing some risky business in the next day or so and I am trying to see if a dental dam is a good choice to make dicey oral a little less risky or dirty..anyone in gbs have any advice?
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I have never, nor do I know anyone who's ever admitted to using one. Probably like trying to lick a lollipop with a sandwich bag over it. What's the point? Also I don't lick lollipops, I just bite the thing off and chew it.
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May 16, 2016 01:29
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JustAwful posted:
Pm me :bigtran:
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May 16, 2016 01:30
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JustAwful posted:I have never, nor do I know anyone who's ever admitted to using one. Probably like trying to lick a lollipop with a sandwich bag over it. What's the point? i was wondering why there's balls of candy everywhere 
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May 16, 2016 01:32
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May 16, 2016 01:32
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Dental dams work 100% of the time because the moment you pull out a sheet of plastic and try to lay it over her pussy she's putting her clothes on and walking out.
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May 16, 2016 01:33
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Dental dams seem like a good way to show someone how horrible condoms feel.
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May 16, 2016 01:34
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RedMage129 posted:Dental dams work 100% of the time because the moment you pull out a sheet of plastic and try to lay it over her pussy she's putting her clothes on and walking out. Didn't think about it, I guess it will be awkward?
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May 16, 2016 01:36
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May 16, 2016 01:36
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anybody wana jump off the hoover dam with me
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May 16, 2016 01:37
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Oh boy. That seems like a reasonable thing to stick my dick in.
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May 16, 2016 01:37
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No one in the history of the world has used a dental dam. not even like in "Booty Call" when they used plastic wrap
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May 16, 2016 01:39
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nooo
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May 16, 2016 01:39
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May 16, 2016 01:40
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Shaquin posted:anybody wana jump off the hoover dam with me pm coordinates
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May 16, 2016 01:42
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No, but I've heard that fantasy poon, like abstinence, comes with a 0% chance of STIs 
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May 16, 2016 01:50
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I'd rather get herpes quite frankly
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May 16, 2016 01:52
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Once, my friend got it from PP when she was there to get her birth-control. It was exactly like you think it would be, like licking a sandwich bag. She was not a fan either. We also tried a female condom she got from the same place. It was awful and trying to get it in her correctly without cracking up was hard enough, but the non-stop pussy fart noises during sex were an insurmountable issue.
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May 16, 2016 01:52
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if someone was wearing a dental dam, could you, theoretically, poop into that someone's mouth and have them pull it out and throw it away like a condom full of semen?
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May 16, 2016 01:56
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Lisa needs braces
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May 16, 2016 01:58
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bunnyofdoom posted:Dental dam! Lisa needs braces! Dental dam! Lisa needs braces! Dental dam! Lisa needs braces! Dental dam! Lisa needs braces! Dental dam! Lisa needs braces! Dental dam! Lisa needs braces! Dental dam! Lisa needs braces! Dental dam! Lisa needs braces! Came to post this
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May 16, 2016 01:59
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WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU
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May 16, 2016 01:59
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MiracleWhale posted:I'd rather get herpes quite frankly Come to think of it, maybe we should just call this whole "sex" thing off.
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May 16, 2016 02:03
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satanic splash-back posted:if someone was wearing a dental dam, could you, theoretically, poop into that someone's mouth and have them pull it out and throw it away like a condom full of semen? i dont see anything stopping you
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May 16, 2016 02:46
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May 16, 2016 02:49
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The real question is, why is this oral going to be dicey?
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May 16, 2016 02:50
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Incitatus posted:The real question is, why is this oral going to be dicey? have you met op's mom?
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May 16, 2016 02:56
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What the gently caress is the point? Licking pussy through a sheet of saran wrap isn't going to be great for either of you. If you don't like the taste or pussy just hit it with a shot of Binaca or fingerblast a few breath strips up there.
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May 16, 2016 02:58
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MiracleWhale posted:have you met op's mom? 
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May 16, 2016 03:09
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I don't think anyone has ever used one. They are mythical.
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May 16, 2016 03:09
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Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a loving Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth... He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and hosed some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
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May 16, 2016 03:24
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. Ok yeah I'm not gonna be the next Steve gently caress bursting nodules.
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May 16, 2016 03:27
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I find that they're only useful if you're trying to divert some of the flow.
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May 16, 2016 03:33
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Sulphuric rear end in a top hat posted:I find that they're only useful if you're trying to divert some of the flow. Name/post combo
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May 16, 2016 03:35
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Use them to get back at prostitutes who do that shameful sneak-a-condom-onto-your-dick-with-their-mouths maneuver by cheeking one before going down on them and then ruining everything. It doesn't always work since the only people who want to go down on a pro are kissless turbonerd manchildren, but then again, here we are...
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May 16, 2016 03:53
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. 
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May 16, 2016 03:56
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Bubble gum is prohibited in this school young man
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May 16, 2016 03:57
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Don't give prostitutes oral dummy.
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