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John Zandig 107 75.35%
DJ Hyde 35 24.65%
Total: 142 votes
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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChEyinuj8uE

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

all of zandig's poo poo in japan is amazing

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oatgan fucked around with this message at 04:36 on May 16, 2016

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

john zandig makes a lot more sense when you think of him as the ultimate warrior of ultraviolence

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I know who Zandig is but what's the angle?

JEEEEEZUS!

fans have been chanting for zandig every time dj hyde cuts a promo so deej came out and talked about how far czw has come without zandig and how hard he's worked to rebuild all the bridges zandig burned. Zandig's music hits and Deej laughs at the fans for being so stupid and runs them down for not respecting the work he does (deej is literally the hhh character but more overtly heel and he's booked like a jobber when he wrestles). While he's laughing maniacally Zandig's music hits again and he walks out to a nuclear pop. Zandig says Deej is a pussy and "the booking loving sucks." He said deej needs to retire and do office work and that John Zandig should book CZW. Right after that he said he wouldn't want to come back to this lovely company even if they asked him because everyone who works here is lazy. The crowd cheered for all of this and Hyde warned him not to show up to tournament of death. Zandig promised to return and take over if CZW doesn't embrace ultraviolence once again and send Deej back to his mommas backyard (Tournament of Death is held at DJ's parents farm every year). Literally every complaint Zandig had about CZW is directly because DJ Hyde has slowly tried to rebuild all the bridges zandig burned like bringing guys to Europe and Japan

Then he beat up Joey Janela in the parking lot

https://twitter.com/combatzone/status/731685534175768576?s=09

oatgan fucked around with this message at 19:11 on May 16, 2016

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

WadeBartender posted:

Isn't Facade the dude who broke his neck trying to do a moonsault(possibly a double moonsault) that went super viral or something?

that's the wrestler currently known as shynron

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

thank you rovert

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

MassRafTer posted:

Bruiser Brody Memorial Award

petition to change the "bruiser brody memorial award" to the "john zandig award"

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009


who gives a flying gently caress about this spotmonkey lucha poo poo zandig has mastered the style

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

KungFu Grip posted:

Brian Cage is out of PWG tonight due to a family issue

how quickly can zandig make it to reseda

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

pwx puts on pretty nutty shows, Carolina goons should check them out

here's a match: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StAP-Q3YQ4s

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

extremely hype for the gresham/silver tiny guy showcase and riddle/ciampa beating the piss out of each other

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i was not ready for the volume of that tweet

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

https://twitter.com/CZWFans/status/739586948101246976
https://twitter.com/LeticiaVee/status/739586747303104512

lmbo he also squashed masada in a couple minutes, beat up hornswoggle, and did a canadian destroyer. ZANDIG IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

give him the drat book, deej

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i cant handle this kind of excitement

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

john zandig is the ultraviolent ultimate warrior

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i own the first show on dvd

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

urban wrestling is the emptiest the hammerstein ballroom has ever been to the point that the venue is almost unrecognizable

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

was it lowlife louie ramos?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009


this was just on espn

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

yes

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i never really cared about cody but i'm curious what he looks like in a crazy spotfest in front of a crowd thats wild for whatever he decides to do

p.s. book him against chris hero

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

realistically cody might finish that list within a year and he could do about half of it in a single weekend

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oh my god why is it streaming through google hangouts

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

https://twitter.com/IAmCody_21/status/741484856601874432

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

at Tournament of Death John Zandig literally buried DJ Hyde alive with a digger

oh and ricky shane page won, congrats ricky you deserve it

oatgan fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jun 12, 2016

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

a ring announcer cant show up in sweat pants!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

PWG THIRTEEN!

Chuck Taylor vs Trent
Jeff Cobb vs Trevor Lee
Sami Callihan vs Marty Scurll
Tommy End vs Adam Cole
Tim Thatcher vs Roderick Strong
Death by Elbow vs The Young Bucks
Kyle O'Reilly vs Zack Sabre Jr

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

im not that into callihan vs scurll but otherwise that's a pretty good card #freespeedball

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

its me

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

zandig is already in the only hall of fame that matters

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Pinstripe Hourglass posted:

Hey, so, Shimmer 81 is happening tonight and it's literally a 20 minute walk from my apartment. It was the most conveniently located indie show I'd ever seen for someone who doesn't own a car, so I bought two GA tickets for my sister and I.

Just wanted to ask what should I expect, what are the mores, etc?

t-shirts tucked into belted jeans

shimmer is good. Long shows with good wrestling top to bottom

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

will ospreay might die trying to have a good match with vader in 2016 and vader will use the new legitimacy he gets from accidentally injuring will ospreay into a new japan comeback

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

BOLA is september 2-4

cody rhodes
kamaitachi
jeff cobb
mark haskins

oatgan fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Jun 28, 2016

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i need to know more before i commit and i need to get tickets before i book a flight

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oatgan posted:

BOLA is september 2-4

cody rhodes
kamaitachi
jeff cobb
mark haskins

dalton castle
pete dunne
sami callihan
tommy end
trevor lee
adam cole
johnny mundo
jack gallagher

oatgan fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Jun 28, 2016

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i've seen enough movies featuring john hennigan to know

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oatgan posted:

dalton castle
pete dunne
sami callihan
tommy end
trevor lee
adam cole
johnny mundo
jack gallagher

chris hero
mark andrews
ricochet
matthew riddle

oatgan fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jun 30, 2016

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