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John Zandig 107 75.35%
DJ Hyde 35 24.65%
Total: 142 votes
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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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TUS posted:

Chuck Taylor commentating Trent matches is beautiful.

So is Chuck calling Cole fat and then laughing at himself

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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Congrats Cody I hope you do a good job. May your indy career erase stardust from my memory.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

As long as Kurt Angle's granting wishes, I want him vs Hero. Angle in BOLA would be swell, too.

I've said it before, a pwg Kurt Angle match would never end

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Has Kurt wrestled roddy yet? It's a rematch a decade in the making.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Thatcher/Roddy, hatchi matchi

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Glad tommy's getting one more bola in

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Hell of a final four. Can't wait for zack to repeat and wrestle himself for the strap

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Also pentagon and fenix were the best LU guys last year so I'm real glad they're back

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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You can download it in like 6 months!

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Lmao check out JRs tall hat

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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NickRoweFillea posted:

Why do people not like Timothy Thatcher

Idk who these people are but they sound like dumb idiots

The_Rob posted:

Thatcher vs Roddy is my most anticipated match at PWG 13.

Also this

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Hero gonna kill that fool

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Basic Chunnel posted:

why's he bowing out?


"Been there, won that"

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Tommy End vs ZSJ, sorry grozz

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Bard Maddox posted:

Roddy should have kicked the entire locker room's rear end

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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I assume the latest rev pro show

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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WWE should send young boys on excursions, it'd be good for them

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Cody Rhodes- Will wrestle for ten minutes and then leave when he hears a fan use an insider term
Kaimatachi- Fur coat based suicide pact with Marty Scurll
Jeff Cobb- A fire hydrant turned into a wrestler by a magic spell. Here to throw around little boys.
Mark Haskins- The Brock Lesnar of TNA
Dalton Castle- Suplex Liberace
Pete Dunne- Bruiserweight. Goes singlet shopping with Braun Strowman.
Sami Callahan- The ill fated Solomon Crowe, but cooler and grosser and maybe a cat now?
Tommy End- Kickboxer. Satanist. Very cool, love him lots.
Trevor Lee- Very rude young caveman. Real strong, beautiful hair.

Adam Cole dropped out, and was replaced by

Cedric Alexander- Has been awesome for a long time, finally getting the heat he deserves.
John Hennigan- aka Mundo aka Morrison. The real Tough Enough success story.
Jack Gallaher- Gentleman Grappler. Has a cool technical style and a gnarly corner dropkick.
Chris Hero- Best in the biz. Elbows galore. Body positive. I hope he wins.
Mark Andrews- Does flips, kind of a jobber I guess? Looks like Draco Malfoy.
Ricochet- Aka Prince Puma. So good, amazing flyer, won in 2014.
Marty Scurll- Snaps fingers, see Kamaitachi.
Matt Sydal- aka Evan Bourne. Better than ever, loves cactus drugs.
Kyle O'Reilly- MMA ghost. Won in 2013. Will never wrestle Tommy End.
Fenix- Really cool luchador. Loves that dang middle rope. Ear shattering superkicks, his thigh must hurt so much.
Zack Sabre Jr- Current champ. Armbar loving mega British technical wizard. Won last year.
Will Ospreay- The new hotness. Terrible tshirts, cool dives. Should be forced to surrender his spot in the tournament to Vader.
Pentagon Jr- Basically the coolest. Skeleton monster who loves breaking arms. To cool to ever win anything.
Jushin "Thunder" Liger- hosed up that they keep pushing these old 90s guys

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Hey man I worked very hard on that stupid post

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Is it super dragon vs excalibur

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Grozz Nuy posted:

I don't want to be too harsh on the guy

I do. He stinks.

E: He was the aj lee of the mens division

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Basic Chunnel posted:

He was the only good one??

he was pretty good in a bad stretch and thus looked better than he was but as soon as better talent comes in he gets left in the dust

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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now im scared that he read my twitter and is coming to beat me up/explode his leg all over my house

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Big Papa Meltz finally gave his boys five stars

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Thauros posted:

He still has a LONG way to go before he catches up to the Ace of the Universe tho :colbert:

No, John Cena only has the one five star match, they're even now

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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I want to see a super cut of wrestlers telling their 2 Cold Scorpio dick stories

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Being disgusting is to Sami what being big and beautiful is to Hero

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Keith Lee maybe? He's not that fat I guess.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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For the record, I said "he's not that fat I guess"

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Hello friends, I ordered 13 through pwg's site a month ago and am still waiting for it. Am I better off contacting them or highspots?

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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13 came today along with bola, I guess because I ordered 13 when I preordered bola they just waited to send everything. Thank you for your prayers in this trying time, God bless PWG.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Happy Happyist posted:

Any idea on why PWG isn't interested in this? Are they trying to keep their cult following vibe?

probably the same reason they don't move to a bigger venue


also idk if them already having stuff on the highspots service affects their decision at all

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Roque11 posted:

This Flo Sports deal will mean more money and exposure for indie wrestlers. Now they won't have to bother with going to WWE. Looks like WWE's big streak of signing I die names from around the world ends in 2016.

Hachi machi

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Durk Hendrunkqs posted:

Eddie is still good free eddie

Eddie was always the better wolfeverything

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Pwg doesn't do tag matches anymore didn't you hear

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Every time Joey Styles gets fired the world gets a little more beautiful

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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exploded mummy posted:

The WWE canned him a few months ago and doing the commentary for Evolve was his first gig after that


Nah he had time to ruin king of trios first

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Junpei Hyde posted:

Did he say anythign partticularly dumb during KOT or was he just poo poo

I haven't finished it so I can't speak to night 3 but he's just a lovely announcer

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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The_Rob posted:

Excalibur and Chuck Taylor should just commentate every Indy show, and wwe too.

this post is un-be-lievable!

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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

*makes off the cuff remark about hating that everybody does cooler flips than I do*

Adam Cole is a doughy gently caress

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