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John Zandig 107 75.35%
DJ Hyde 35 24.65%
Total: 142 votes
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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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FOR TOO LONG WE HAVE WAITED

FOR THE RETURN OF A LEGEND

BUT NOW HE IS BACK

JOHN F'N ZANDIG IS BACK IN CZW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oB-M5yclC8

Also they are going to shoot a TV pilot. Discuss all John Zandig and CZW related topics in this thread. Reflect on his career, legacy and prognosticate on his future.

You may also discuss other lesser talents and indies such as:

PWG and their upcoming shows Prince and THE NUGE

EVOLVE and bad angles involving wrestlers who will die of steroid abuse

British promotions people claim to watch

Those promotions that discriminate against men and only allow women to wrestle #MRAFishing

That group that runs in Chicago and people like

Whichever Appalachian promotion I fall in love with next.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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Basic Chunnel posted:

Ironic that Zandig should take the name he did when he is the Jerry Only of wrestling

People have been begging for this Zandig to return for years.

Unlike the other one, his return won't suck.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
If you need more Zandig tonight's Tuesday Nitro will be all Zandig bumpers: http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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Big Coffin Hunter posted:

John Zandig for Wrestling Observer Best Promo 2016

Bruiser Brody Memorial Award

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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If you need more Zandig we're doing another Zandig night tonight!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling Tune in.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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oatgan posted:

how quickly can zandig make it to reseda

Those cheapskates couldn't afford him.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

I'm pretty sure they can afford a 6 pack of Natty Light and a sandwich

You are confusing the Ultraviolent Icon with one of the people he books.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

C. Everett Koop posted:

How do we not have a :zandig: JEEZUS emote yet?

If only we could have him slamming a dude into a windshield and screaming C Z loving W.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Chris James 2 posted:

Urban Wrestling Federation is coming back to PPV. The hourlong return show, "Bloody Bullet," is out today on demand for $9.99

If they would only make the other shows available.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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JoshVanValkenburg posted:

Where can I get the old UWF shows? their website is a nightmare.

You can't. People have dug up the first two but apparently no one bothered recording the other ones and they weren't released outside of PPV.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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exploding mummy posted:

if anyone doesn't know about the UWF there are a few key points

1. It's all about the money
2. The wrestling is actually pretty drat good
3. There are a thousand people and its never clear what the gently caress is going on
4. Don't gently caress someone else's bitch

Definitely disagree about #2 but that is the charm.

A favorite UWF memory:

27 paid.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
At the end of the day Steve the Hustler was a better promoter than Dario Cueto.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Need I say more?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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Thank you.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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If you don't vote for Zandig vs Deej as WON Feud of the Year you are delusional.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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Testekill posted:

Zandig for wrestler of the year also

Flair/Thesz Award or Most Outstanding?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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oatgan posted:

BOLA is september 2-4

cody rhodes
kamaitachi
jeff cobb
mark haskins

If I wanted an oddly proportioned steroid man I'd book Zandig not Jeff Cobb.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

I am continually baffled by how fat Chris got. Goddamn.

I'm baffled by his lack of commitment. He'll never live up to his potential.

He could be much fatter.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I choose to believe it is a different Beau James.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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I'm down to watch Zandig gently caress him up and then cut a motivational promo.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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The_Rob posted:

70 bucks is honestly a lot though. I agree we should be paying good money for good wrestling, and if it keeps going up all they are doing is pricing more and more people out of their shows. Not to mention its 70 bucks for a ticket you'll probably spend like 20 bucks on beer 25 on a t shirt. It's a lot for every month. I'm fine if it's just for bola, they are bringing in lots of big names I just hope this isn't the new standard.

Who is it pricing out? You'll pay $70 for lovely seats to go to any slightly big touring act. It's decent seats to a baseball game and the cheapest possible seats for UFC.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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exploding mummy posted:

$50 gets you front row reserved at Evolve

EVOLVE has trouble selling out a venue that size too.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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beggar posted:

I had about half a yelp review written about the orpheum in ybor city, so I will just say I wish evolve ran at one of the dozen better venues on that street, and i hope they have the sweetest of sweetheart deals to run there.

Gabe has run some really, really bad venues during the DGUSA/EVOLVE run, probably because they are the cheapest and the live crowd doesn't really matter compared to the iPPV.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Jealous of all the people who already jumped aboard the AAW and BEYOND bandwagons.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

NienNunb posted:

Why do people not like PWG anymore?

And before you say it MRT I'm sure you never liked it in the first place.

Excuse you I love Pro Wrestling Gorilla

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

There's that PWG action I know and love.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Keith Lee d. Brian Cage. Really good.
Suge D(c) vs. Joey Ryan double count out? for the DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship
Fox d. Tremont. Everything I wanted even though it was fairly short. Ridiculous swanton from the balcony for the finish.
Crusade For Change d. Hit Squad etc. This started out as a really great brawl then faded about 3/4 through. Flat finish.
Hero d. Kimber Lee 3. Every Big Guy vs. Little Guy match until it looked like Kimber was kicking out of every move. Then the third piledriver worked.... Davey Richards fakeout promo afterward. Hero is fantastic.
Dijak d. JT Dunn and Chris Dickinson. Really good with many fun triple threat breakups and counters.
Tanya d. Suge D(c) for DDT IHC. She deserved it!
Riddle sub. John Silver. Pretty good. Riddle does a very fun variation on the catchpoint stuff.
Team Pazuzu d. Team Catchpoint. Ok.
David Starr d. Johnny Gargano. I was pretty tired and checked out on the couch in the lounge upstairs.
More DDT title shenanigans. I believe Joey Ryan left with the belt.
Brian Fury sub. Tommaso Ciampa. It's a shame Fury is retiring. He is great.
Jonathan Gresham d. Zack Sabre Jr in 3 falls. 1/2 Double pin. 3 sub.



Let's get to the real news.
Inter Species Wrestling returns Sat. Nov. 19th at Tuxedo Junction in Danbury!


How is this not the same night as UFC at MSG?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Zandig's next date is the 13th, right?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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Durk Hendrunkqs posted:

Yes at CZW. TV taping earlier in the day then The Boss Is Back show later in the evening on iPPV.

I don't know if I am going to be physically able to go but I really want to go.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Welcome to the era of the Big Guy.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIvON03Av3B/

Really excited for this. He worked as hard as anyone at the end of his WWE run. I don't know if I'd call him good, but he tried and it'll be fun to see how he does.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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I have to imagine he loses this like Christian lost the Captain Charisma trademark he filed for after WWE neglected to.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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KungFu Grip posted:

He apparently owns the catchphrase straight up and WWE missed out completely. He also has an LCC called Feed Me More he made around the time WWE finally decided to trademark Feed Me More. Possible unrelated but didn't WWE's trademark for former Diva Kaitlyn just get approved this year lmao.

If the catchphrase was created while he was with WWE he's going to have trouble with it. Christian owned "Captain Charisma" for awhile but lost it because it was just something WWE neglected to file for, when they did they got it.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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Chris James 2 posted:

With all that stuff he has upcoming that's riding on that phrase, he has to be pretty confident they aren't going to pursue anything in terms of the trademark

Christian was using it on TNA TV. It's possible Ryback used the phrase before he was with WWE and can prove it. It'd be really funny if he didn't. The fact he only filed for the trademark last year makes me wonder.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

rovert posted:

Ryback's asking price is $4,500 apparently. So....

He'll be petitioning for his opponent to make the same amount.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Super No Vacancy posted:

do you think mancow wears sunglasses all day. hes at his WORKPLACE

Sounds like my kind of guy/cow.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I have to give credit to highspots, they just refunded everyone for The Boss is Back due to the problems with the stream. The problems were pretty bad but credit to them for issuing blanket refunds instead of making you contact them for one.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
gently caress all these other indies

https://twitter.com/GCWrestling_/status/843590927021215745

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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I'm hard.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

Don't get too excited, he's been booked for exploding matches in the US before that got cancelled.

Too late.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

C. Everett Koop posted:

poo poo it's been a while since onita suckered someone into doing a match and then not come through with it

Negativity is not allowed in this thread. Onita is a good man.

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