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Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
When God decides to give you cancer that doesn't quite kill you

When God decides to have a truck run over your arm and rip it off instead of your head

When God decides to make you want to kill yourself but makes you too much of a pussy to use a gun so you try eating an entire bottle of tylenol and wake up in a hospital with a completely destroyed liver

When God decides to do anything that sucks less than the absolute maximum possible

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Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

Wulfolme posted:

When God decides to do anything that sucks less than the absolute maximum possible

When God decides to keep you alive even though that is definitely worse than being dead to you but much more preferable to your grandparents who don't really have to deal with whatever is horribly wrong with you but know deep in their hearts that it is all part of God's plan and don't have to emotionally deal with you being gone even though your life is torment

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

Crowsbeak posted:

Those are all miracles because you got another chance. Be thankful. Also when I see The Milky Way and loving shooting stars are another miracle.

Shooting stars are usually an object from space being destroyed as it enters the atmosphere. Miracles frequently seem to involve something being destroyed.

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