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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

JiveHonky posted:

dude u ever cry in an airport on VAPE


im pooping! posted:

smoking is for losers, vape lyfe bruh

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penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot
y wuld u cry in an airport when u can get drunk and walk on the luggage carosel and get strip searched for fun because they pull ppl off every group of flights for a mandatory search and they profile and etc etc o u dont believe me or the other ppl that have experienced this? better lie about the whole thing on ur darknet blog or wat the gently caress ever

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i cried tears of happiness when i was leaving Phoenix.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Chinatown posted:

i cried tears of happiness when i was leaving Phoenix.

These are the kinds of stories that we need, in the cyring @ the airport megathread.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
finally a real thread in GBS that i can savor

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
when i walk by someone crying in the airport i feel so good because im like welp i have a lovely seat and terrible gas but at least im not on the verge of a mental breakdown!!!!


then i get real drunk at the bar and pick a fight with the overweight woman at the ticket counter

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Chinatown posted:

when i walk by someone crying in the airport i feel so good because im like welp i have a lovely seat and terrible gas but at least im not on the verge of a mental breakdown!!!!


then i get real drunk at the bar and pick a fight with the overweight woman at the ticket counter

u have issues

i just leave big buds of weed in my backpack and come back from buying 50 dollar 7 piece sushi meals to an unhappy blondette scowling at me after she spent 10 minutes n the bathroom cleaning out EVERY TRACE OF THE NARCOTICS THAT WILL SEND US TO PRISON FOREVER

she had no issues during a drunk triggering to send me to said hell prison so she could gently caress some tall handsome boy tho

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

penis man posted:

u have issues

i just leave big buds of weed in my backpack and come back from buying 50 dollar 7 piece sushi meals to an unhappy blondette scowling at me after she spent 10 minutes n the bathroom cleaning out EVERY TRACE OF THE NARCOTICS THAT WILL SEND US TO PRISON FOREVER

she had no issues during a drunk triggering to send me to said hell prison so she could gently caress some tall handsome boy tho

That's insane but did you ever cry at an airport and if so, what was your crying @the airport experience? :)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
is discussion of crying while waiting at a taxi pickup station (whether at an airport, train station, etc) allowed?

because i feel as if that is fertile ground for a revelation of our basic human sorrow

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Mozi posted:

is discussion of crying while waiting at a taxi pickup station (whether at an airport, train station, etc) allowed?

because i feel as if that is fertile ground for a revelation of our basic human sorrow

I think you should go ahead - megathreads by nature are open to a bit of a "branching out" of the discussion over time.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I'm going to cry at a new airport next week.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Minimalist Program posted:

I'm going to cry at a new airport next week.

Which airport?

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
hahaha 5

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
A guy I know flew to Utah to meet some guy he had been talking to on Grindr or something. He got there and hosed the guy in the rear end and the guy being power bottom had a total mental breakdown because he was a die hard Mormon.

He said he cried the whole trip back bc he wanted to marry the dude. That's my crying in the airport story.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Everytime I have a connecting flight in Atlanta I cry

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Can anyone suggest the best airports to have a good relationship meltdown with your boy/girlfriend? I'm thinking about a good summer vacation plan w/ the ol' ball and chain and really want to make it clear to her as we wait for our flight out that our relationship will never go anywhere because of my massive anger issues.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Chinatown posted:

i cried tears of happiness when i was leaving Phoenix.

:same: but New Jersey

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Auckland International has a KFC so it's usually tears of joy for me OP

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




I once saw a man in Abu Dhabi airport who looked like he was beyong crying and on the brink of madness. He was sitting there, wrapped in airline blanket staring blankly into space in front of staff tiket desk. He was probably unable to leave Abu Dhabi due to his lovely staff tickets and it was the end of Ramadan so all flights were overbooked lol

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
I hae cried on the underground at least 2-3 times

the people sitting across from you get pretty weirded out and it makes you cry more. 3/5

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot
I've been looking for a thread like this for a while. I don't travel that much, but I do have a few stories to share.

Oslo Airport (Gardemoen)



This small airport has a good atmosphere and I always look forward to a visit. The security staff are very polite, but also thorough and since most of my wardrobe and bags are military surplus they've never failed to pick me out of the line for a public pat-down at the security checkpoint. The locals generally just stare silently as I struggle to bend over and unlace my boots, which usually gets me going then and there. My experience is that you can go for a good 15 minutes before anyone says anything. The souvenir shop is quite expensive, but bringing home some of the delicious smoked salmon is well worth it. One time I managed to knock over a stand off troll figurines as I was looking through the cooler. I was surprised that the retail clerk simply watched me awkwardly while I tried rearranging them, and I could only cry a little bit before running for my plane.

Score: ✈✈✈✈

Dubrovnik Airport



Waited 5 hours at this airport for a flight back home after vacationing at Hvar Island. It was very warm and people kept holding seats for family members that were fetching drinks so I had to stand quite a bit, but my knees are pretty bad so halfway through I sat down on my backpack while messing around on the laptop until the batteries ran out. I could not find the correct converter for the power plug in any of the kiosks I went to so I ended up crying a bit while standing in line. The security control was a bit weird, as the staff looked a lot like police officers and they demanded that I actually start my laptop to prove that it was a real computer. Their English was very bad and so I started crying pretty hard as I tried explaining the situation. In the end they just sent my laptop through the scanner twice so I'm not sure what that was all about.

Score: ✈✈

thotsky fucked around with this message at 17:04 on May 31, 2016

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Biomute posted:

I've been looking for a thread like this for a while. I don't travel that much, but I do have a few stories to share.

Oslo Airport (Gardemoen)



This small airport has a good atmosphere and I always look forward to a visit. The security staff are very polite, but also thorough and since most of my wardrobe and bags are military surplus they've never failed to pick me out of the line for a public pat-down at the security checkpoint. The locals generally just stare silently as I struggle to bend over and unlace my boots, which usually gets me going then and there. My experience is that you can go for a good 15 minutes before anyone says anything. The souvenir shop is quite expensive, but bringing home some of the delicious smoked salmon is well worth it. One time I managed to knock over a stand off troll figurines as I was looking through the cooler. I was surprised that the retail clerk simply watched me awkwardly while I tried rearranging them, and I could only cry a little bit before running for my plane.

Score: ✈✈✈✈

Dubrovnik Airport



Waited 5 hours at this airport for a flight back home after vacationing at Hvar Island. It was very warm and people kept holding seats for family members that were fetching drinks so I had to stand quite a bit, but my knees are pretty bad so halfway through I sat down on my backpack while messing around on the laptop until the batteries ran out. I could not find the correct converter for the power plug in any of the kiosks I went to so I ended up crying a bit while standing in line. The security control was a bit weird, as the staff looked a lot like police officers and they demanded that I actually start my laptop to prove that it was a real computer. Their English was very bad and so I started crying pretty hard as I tried explaining the situation. In the end they just sent my laptop through the scanner twice so I'm not sure what that was all about.

Score: ✈✈

Sounds like you had some decent cry'es at these airports.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
Standiford Field, Louisville Regional Airport (SDF)



This is a airport i visit frequently, although not usually while crying. At this particular occassion, i had just returned from a trip to beautiful Costa Rica during the winter months in February. February in Costa Rica is very nice and it is a nice country but im not reviewing Costa Rica im reviewing SDF. When the plane landed at the gate i began to lament that it seemed the airport put a much larger priority on the UPS planes and their traffic as the packages had a larger and nicer terminal than the people. I began to wail and catterwhal about this to anyone who would listen but got nothing but the cold shoulder. Southern belles and men in linen suits alike did nothing but ignore me, and the staff were no better. Rude and impolite all around, so much for Southern Hospitality (TM)! After I gathered my bags and things and went outside i was even more thoroughly depressed by the weather and by the terrible smell at arriving flights pickup that im pretty sure was pee. A thoroughly miserable experiance all around and not a friendly or good place for an airport cry.

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thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot

Minimalist Program posted:

Sounds like you had some decent cry'es at these airports.

Yeah, I don't like being hassled when I cry so Norway is the best. Croatia was not so good because things gets so sticky what with the heat and snot and all. Also people are rude and start hassling you when you cry there even though I definitely heard other people cry in the bathroom stalls and on the beach and stuff. That really carried over to the airport. Still, it's good to let it out.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Chinatown posted:

i cried tears of happiness when i was leaving Phoenix.

ya i came in here to say that if you dont cry tears of happiness at leaving sky harbor then i question your mental health

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
I cried at phoenix airport cause i had to wait 6 hours for a connecting flight to vegas because of storms.

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.
In Sheremetyevo Airport, we all cried, except the Russians.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
San Francisco International Airport - I was dumped and then had a wedding to fly to the next day - it was a really fun wedding and I was quite distracted by the festivities. Soon it became Sunday, the day I return, and my ride dropped me off at the airport really early so I had a lot of hours of isolation to ponder my situation. The full weight of what had happened really hit me while I was waiting in the terminal and I definitely got teary-eyed and weepy. I wasn't full on sobbing or anything but I was pretty sad, like listening to bright eyes and eating comfort food sad. No one said anything to me and the burger place worker didn't deign to comment on the obvious cry for help I was making with my burger order.

Score:

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Would one of you kind folks please record yourself the next time this happens and then post it?
I have searched every porn site out there for "crying at airport" videos and apparently no one shares my fetish.

please
I really need this
TIA

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...


i like your rad dog btw op

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

DamnCanadian posted:

In Sheremetyevo Airport, we all cried, except the Russians.

if you've ever flown Aeroflot in St Petersburg you are already not afraid to die

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
You should check out Boise airport, you could have some fresh hot French cries. Made from local Idaho Potatoes©

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Where do I stand if I cry after jacking off in an airport bathroom?

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

Stockton Metropolitan Airport


While returning from getting a sandwich at the airport's Subway I encountered this gentleman who seemed in despair and asked him if anything was wrong. "Everything," he said, "and it can never be made right again." In his pale gaze, dulled by loss, I saw a sorrow which transcended the mere individual to speak for all humanity, a plaintive cry against the cruelty of the vast black cosmos. His profound grief, both noble and pathetic, expressed a howl from the deeps of time, like a chained beast which knows only pain. My spirit was captured in that eye, as the murderer's grim visage is imprinted in his victim's eye. I fell into the seat beside him; I wept quietly, grieving for the doom that comes to all that breathes, and the ultimate failure of all who strive. Also, I ordered a "Spicy Italian" and received an "Italian B.M.T.," so I have to subtract a star for the oversight.
Score:

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

noctambulous nebab posted:

I will be spending 9 hours at Istanbul soon.

and that's just to check in

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Alan Smithee posted:

if you've ever flown Aeroflot in St Petersburg you are already not afraid to die

i flew Aeroflot last august, it was surprisingly decent.

and sheremetevo airport in Moscow is also okay.


the worst airline the I ever used was the Turkish Pegasus, without a doubt. they had no air circulation in their airplane, a short connecting flight from Amsterdam to Istanbul was hell on earth.

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot

H.H posted:

i flew Aeroflot last august, it was surprisingly decent.

and sheremetevo airport in Moscow is also okay.


the worst airline the I ever used was the Turkish Pegasus, without a doubt. they had no air circulation in their airplane, a short connecting flight from Amsterdam to Istanbul was hell on earth.

What about the crying tho?

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Companion Cube posted:

Stockton Metropolitan Airport


While returning from getting a sandwich at the airport's Subway I encountered this gentleman who seemed in despair and asked him if anything was wrong. "Everything," he said, "and it can never be made right again." In his pale gaze, dulled by loss, I saw a sorrow which transcended the mere individual to speak for all humanity, a plaintive cry against the cruelty of the vast black cosmos. His profound grief, both noble and pathetic, expressed a howl from the deeps of time, like a chained beast which knows only pain. My spirit was captured in that eye, as the murderer's grim visage is imprinted in his victim's eye. I fell into the seat beside him; I wept quietly, grieving for the doom that comes to all that breathes, and the ultimate failure of all who strive. Also, I ordered a "Spicy Italian" and received an "Italian B.M.T.," so I have to subtract a star for the oversight.
Score:

Uh wow, this is awkard, because that man was actually me, crying at the Stockton Metropolitan;

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

sorry about doxing you

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thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot

Minimalist Program posted:

Uh wow, this is awkard, because that man was actually me, crying at the Stockton Metropolitan;

That's a weird coincidence, because I was also at Stockton the 10. July 2014 and I heard you crying over my game of minesweeper. We could have exchanged notes, but I try not to talk to people. I had my mom take this commemorative photo from the visit.

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