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Aug 14, 2010
It’s been a while since we’ve had a good GBS thread about crying in the airport, so without further ado here’s a brief list of various airports I’ve cried in, along with a brief summary of the crying incident and my review of the experience. Feel free to chime in with your own reviews and experiences about other airports and remember – it’s okay to be frank about your feelings, in the crying at the airport megathread.


Auckland, New Zealand:

Not much to say about the airport in Auckland, New Zealand. I only visited briefly and broke down crying before even making it past security, because I heard a big father yell at a small child in a way that reminded me about my own childhood and how my dad always yelled at me. Basically my father always thought I was a disappointment. I took a cab to the airport and the driver was really nice and his accent reminded me of Flight of the Concords, which is my favourite band. Anyway I had a good cry and a lady behind me in luggage check line in asked me if I were okay and I nodded and wiped my eyes and said yeah and that made me feel brave. I’d stopped crying before I made it to the front of the line. The lady at the counter was very nice and helped me reattach the little green destination strip to my suitcase because it’d come sort of loose when I put it on. I had a cup of coffee in the airport bar, and saw another man crying there but I had to board before I could talk to him. The architecture is unexciting but the planes go high enough up I guess.
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Singapore Airport, Singapore

Had an 8 hour layover in Singapore while flying home from Borneo. Had about 20 minutes of quality crying time in a lounge area that overlooked the main terminal, but I was interrupted by a Russian family quarreling really loudly in an adjacent sofa. I could not cry loud enough to drown them out and eventually I gave up and went away. Singapore is an exceptionally clean city, which is reflected by their airport which is also very clean. It is also known as "the Lion City" and if you go there please remember that to Asians it is apparently frowned upon to spit in the street, to ask a hotel maid if she likes you and to cry in the airport, if you are not discrete about it.
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Hamburg Airport, Germany

CRYING MACHT FREI! Ha ha, just a little twisted SA humor about Hitler and the holocaust, to lighten my review about crying in airport at Hamburg, Germany. Having in Hamburg for business for two weeks, I broke down in tears at Hamburg airport when a security guard asked me to step into the full body scanner and I saw an attractive german security lady smirk at the naked picture of me on her screen. Personel on site was extremely swift at escorting me away from the scanner after I started to cry, and one of them offered me a blanket and some advice in German. All in all I found that the old saying that germans are efficient, to be true. I also found that crying in a German airport is considered a sign of extreme weakness and I am pretty sure they put a mark in my passport about it. I would cry in Hamburg airport again, if I found myself there, but would not necessarily travel to Hamburg for that experience alone.
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John F. Kennedy International, NY US.

Haha oh boy this was a big one. I debated whether or not to even include ‘ole JFK in this thread, since technically I was already crying before even making it to this particular airport.In the airport, I noticed that all the little food and coffee places after security were all staffed by bored looking black girls. I, crying very hard at the time, attempted to engage with a couple of them in small talk while purchasing coffee and scones, but most of them were rudely formal with me, calling me “sir” and going to great lengths to avoid meeting my gaze when I handed them money. I think my experience in this US airport reflects a “macho” culture that is specific to America which, among other things, says that it is not “okay” for a crying man to ask for one of those fat people taxis. Had a real good cry at JFK and although I wanted to die at the time, for unrelated reasons, the coffee was very good none the less .
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Aug 14, 2010

Nooner posted:

I was JUST going to make a thread about this only making GBS threads my pants in the airport instead of crying!

These two kinds of incident may, while ontologically separate, to a certain extent be considered co-morbid or we may speak of certain degrees of correlation and co-occurrence between them in relation to a causal chain that needs not extend both ways (i.e. people may often cry at airports because of having soiled their pants, while it is less common to hear of people who soil their pants because of crying, in airports).

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Aug 14, 2010

Dr Cheeto posted:

Great stuff, OP. I was wondering if you had any general tips on crying @ the airport, I never feel like I can find the perfect spot.

Well it's an indivdual thing and really more art than science. I will say that for me, I usually "feel" the right crying spot when I get there, and well at that point I just let it rip.

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Aug 14, 2010

satanic splash-back posted:

Is this solely for crying experiences at the airport or can we include traumatic experiences aboard planes as weell?

The airplanes at some point presumably were in the airport, which makes it fitting for the Crying @ the airport MEGATHREAD :)

edit ^^^guy above me please don't post in my threads you are very bad.

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Aug 14, 2010

satanic splash-back posted:

Cleveland Hopkins International Airport
I was here briefly during a business trip. I found a good, comfortable chair in the middle of the waiting section and curled up to cry myself to sleep, but it was interrupted by a call from work: they were able to move my flight around and I no longer had to spend the night in the airport. This infuriated me, I saw stars through a sheen of tears, but alas, the HR person did not acquiesce to my demands. I was forced to sit in an aisle seat, next to two empty coach seats. I had hoped to vent my frustrations at the world in a pent-up fit of rage against the uncertainty of my schedule and my inability to affect any meaningful change in my life, but alas, I could not, and so I settled for quietly whimpering about how I had to go home early in a place where nobody could hear my cries.

The peanuts were pretty good for airline peanuts, but I got a little piece of shell stuck in the back of my throat, and when I tried to take a drink from my mini bottle of vodka it splashed right in my eyes and it stung so bad I couldn't help but cry. Despite my good fortune, I still managed to get a good cry in before I arrived home.

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Thank you for this and also, lol.

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Aug 14, 2010
A reminder to the general readership that this the Crying at the airport MEGATHREAD

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Aug 14, 2010

Celluloid Sam posted:

Really good thread OP I've never actually been to an airport but im definitely considering it now after learning how good it is to do

Let me say this: if you need a good cry, an airport may be the place for you.

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Aug 14, 2010

Chinatown posted:

i cried tears of happiness when i was leaving Phoenix.

These are the kinds of stories that we need, in the cyring @ the airport megathread.

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Aug 14, 2010

penis man posted:

u have issues

i just leave big buds of weed in my backpack and come back from buying 50 dollar 7 piece sushi meals to an unhappy blondette scowling at me after she spent 10 minutes n the bathroom cleaning out EVERY TRACE OF THE NARCOTICS THAT WILL SEND US TO PRISON FOREVER

she had no issues during a drunk triggering to send me to said hell prison so she could gently caress some tall handsome boy tho

That's insane but did you ever cry at an airport and if so, what was your crying @the airport experience? :)

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Aug 14, 2010

Mozi posted:

is discussion of crying while waiting at a taxi pickup station (whether at an airport, train station, etc) allowed?

because i feel as if that is fertile ground for a revelation of our basic human sorrow

I think you should go ahead - megathreads by nature are open to a bit of a "branching out" of the discussion over time.

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Aug 14, 2010
I'm going to cry at a new airport next week.

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Aug 14, 2010

Biomute posted:

I've been looking for a thread like this for a while. I don't travel that much, but I do have a few stories to share.

Oslo Airport (Gardemoen)



This small airport has a good atmosphere and I always look forward to a visit. The security staff are very polite, but also thorough and since most of my wardrobe and bags are military surplus they've never failed to pick me out of the line for a public pat-down at the security checkpoint. The locals generally just stare silently as I struggle to bend over and unlace my boots, which usually gets me going then and there. My experience is that you can go for a good 15 minutes before anyone says anything. The souvenir shop is quite expensive, but bringing home some of the delicious smoked salmon is well worth it. One time I managed to knock over a stand off troll figurines as I was looking through the cooler. I was surprised that the retail clerk simply watched me awkwardly while I tried rearranging them, and I could only cry a little bit before running for my plane.

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Dubrovnik Airport



Waited 5 hours at this airport for a flight back home after vacationing at Hvar Island. It was very warm and people kept holding seats for family members that were fetching drinks so I had to stand quite a bit, but my knees are pretty bad so halfway through I sat down on my backpack while messing around on the laptop until the batteries ran out. I could not find the correct converter for the power plug in any of the kiosks I went to so I ended up crying a bit while standing in line. The security control was a bit weird, as the staff looked a lot like police officers and they demanded that I actually start my laptop to prove that it was a real computer. Their English was very bad and so I started crying pretty hard as I tried explaining the situation. In the end they just sent my laptop through the scanner twice so I'm not sure what that was all about.

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Sounds like you had some decent cry'es at these airports.

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Aug 14, 2010

Companion Cube posted:

Stockton Metropolitan Airport


While returning from getting a sandwich at the airport's Subway I encountered this gentleman who seemed in despair and asked him if anything was wrong. "Everything," he said, "and it can never be made right again." In his pale gaze, dulled by loss, I saw a sorrow which transcended the mere individual to speak for all humanity, a plaintive cry against the cruelty of the vast black cosmos. His profound grief, both noble and pathetic, expressed a howl from the deeps of time, like a chained beast which knows only pain. My spirit was captured in that eye, as the murderer's grim visage is imprinted in his victim's eye. I fell into the seat beside him; I wept quietly, grieving for the doom that comes to all that breathes, and the ultimate failure of all who strive. Also, I ordered a "Spicy Italian" and received an "Italian B.M.T.," so I have to subtract a star for the oversight.
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Uh wow, this is awkard, because that man was actually me, crying at the Stockton Metropolitan;

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Aug 14, 2010

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Let's say August 27 at 5:30 pm PST - be there.

I'm going to freaking cry there.

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