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My cousin has a truck just like that but it's light grey and has a sticker on the back windows that says "It's lifted because fat girls can't jump"
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Windows 98 posted:My cousin has a truck just like that but it's light grey and has a sticker on the back windows that says "It's lifted because fat girls can't jump" idk ur mum jumped pretyy high hugahguhggjkl;mnjnbkjk;l;
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May 20, 2016 23:47
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the truck isn't that big that girl is just really small
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May 20, 2016 23:48
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Every time I do I want to gently caress
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Windows 98 posted:My cousin has a truck just like that but it's light grey and has a sticker on the back windows that says "It's lifted because fat girls can't jump" confirming that w98 and his family are trash idiots
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May 20, 2016 23:48
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why isn't there a cover on the bed, so you can gently caress back there. you could get all sorts of bumper stickers re: that.
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May 20, 2016 23:48
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Obviously compensating for micropenis.
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May 20, 2016 23:49
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May 20, 2016 23:49
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oh I thought we were making a nickelback parody sorry guys
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May 20, 2016 23:50
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where's the 86 blindingly bright floodlights
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May 20, 2016 23:51
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who raises a full size?? who puts after burners on a semi???
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May 20, 2016 23:51
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numberoneposter posted:who raises a full size?? i have now seen the emperor's throne after the coming apocalypse 
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May 20, 2016 23:53
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numberoneposter posted:who raises a full size?? Uh, probably someone with a huge dick
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May 20, 2016 23:53
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they should put the shockwave jet truck in transformers 5 and hes optimus primes really cool and chill cousin that wise cracks and parties down and then everyone realizes what kind of a huge dick optimus prime is and the other robots stop treating optimus with respect because hes a jerk
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May 20, 2016 23:55
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Transformers 5: Spring Break Forever
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TheShazbot posted:confirming that w98 and his family are trash idiots He also loves Joel Osteen and posts motivational quote things on Instagram every day about being kind to everyone and all that bullshit. He also has tribal tattoos.
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May 21, 2016 00:03
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He must look like a tiny little babby when he sits behind the wheel
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May 21, 2016 00:03
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i like to gently caress things
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May 21, 2016 00:04
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My car guzzles gas like the thirstiest whore alive and my bumper sticker sez "if youre going to ride my rear end at least pull my hair" 
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May 21, 2016 00:06
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Does anyone remember that billboard that said "have you seen this truck it may have been used in a crime" or something like that and the picture was like a clip art truck lol
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May 21, 2016 00:06
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Obviously compensating for micropenis. This is why I drive a smart car
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May 21, 2016 00:09
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gonna keep on truckin right past this thread and flip all of you the bird on my way past
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Gaunab posted:
Looks like she is compensating for something...
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May 21, 2016 00:35
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV9Uu2T0q0E can someone embed this I'm on a phone lol
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May 21, 2016 00:51
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Condolences to that guy on his absolutely miniscule acorn penis I hope he qualifies for disabled parking due to his deformity
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May 21, 2016 01:19
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If you looked at the truck first, you're a gay.
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May 21, 2016 01:20
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its actually not a big truck. That's just a really tiny lady.
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May 21, 2016 01:21
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV9Uu2T0q0E can someone embed this I'm on a phone lol That black chick is unfffffffffff
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSyy3RDiq9E
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May 21, 2016 01:27
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Gaunab posted:
Someones gettin' pregnant again tonight.
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May 21, 2016 01:43
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Gaunab posted:
I bet the guy that owns that truck has a big dick. His dick so big he need 3 feet of clearance
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May 21, 2016 01:50
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I've been thinking about it, and I think whenever anyone says, "Look at that X he is compensating for something" is pretty much guaranteed to have a small dick. You would never hear a man with a big dick say something like that.
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May 21, 2016 01:56
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I had a friend try to yell, "nice truck; sorry about your penis" to a big truck but instead yelled, "nice penis!"
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May 21, 2016 01:58
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More recent pics of that truck show the paint-job the owner got done on the side of it...  Strategic Tea posted:He must look like a tiny little babby when he sits behind the wheel He does; with any place he's sitting or anything he's doing though. They don't call him "Ol' Babyface McTroll" for nothing! Here he is having a few brewskis down the pub... 
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May 21, 2016 01:59
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:why isn't there a cover on the bed, so you can gently caress back there. you could get all sorts of bumper stickers re: that. if you're alpha enough to drive that truck you're alpha enough to gently caress in an open truckbed
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May 21, 2016 01:59
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Looks like worm-writing on the back window. Is this an ISIS recruiting drive? Is that a HiLux?
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GORDON posted:I've been thinking about it, and I think whenever anyone says, "Look at that X he is compensating for something" is pretty much guaranteed to have a small dick. You would never hear a man with a big dick say something like that. it takes one to know one - sun tzu
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