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MiracleWhale posted:it takes one to know one - sun tzu Exactly right, because I have a large penis and a few big toys, and I don't see another large truck and suddenly feel intimidated and make pissy comments. :-D Someone call the burn ward.
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GORDON posted:Exactly right, because I have a large penis and a few big toys, and I don't see another large truck and suddenly feel intimidated and make pissy comments. :-D i was actually agreeing with you but maybe i'm burned anyway? not sure? or maybe you need me to call the burn ward for you? i don't know your address man i'm sorry real confused rn
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red_dirt posted:Looks like worm-writing on the back window. Is this an ISIS recruiting drive? Is that a HiLux? Look at this city bo who don't know about the Salt Life
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Wee Stubby Nublet posted:More recent pics of that truck show the paint-job the owner got done on the side of it... Robert Duval is surprised in the background.
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Hell Yeah posted:the truck isn't that big that girl is just really small That's how they do pornography to make a man's penis look larger.
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Lifted trucks that don't actually lift the rear diff are loving stupid because you can't even monster truck it cause you'll break it 
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is it wrong to get your midget declawed? 
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dont doxx me
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See the black spot between the back tires?? Hit a boulder with that in your lifted rig mother finger
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that truck is too big for my midget
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MechaFrogzilla posted:Condolences to that guy on his absolutely miniscule acorn penis I'd say about three atoms long. You need a scanning tunneling electron microscope to verify that it's there. The jet truck is perfect, however.
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JON POP??
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I read the thread as "Look at this trick" and was expecting a picture of your mom, OP.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I read the thread as "Look at this trick" and was expecting a picture of your mom, OP. goatse would have been more probable
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I want these truck chicks to wash one of these huge trucks and then when it's all soapy I wanna gently caress em right on the hood in the god drat driveway
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May 21, 2016 03:47
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MiracleWhale posted:it takes one to know one - sun tzu Actually, that was Confucius 
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is that pete dinklage?
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JiveHonky posted:gonna keep on truckin right past this thread and flip all of you the bird on my way past rude
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MiracleWhale posted:I want these truck chicks to wash one of these huge trucks and then when it's all soapy I wanna gently caress em right on the hood in the god drat driveway sounds like the truck is more important than the woman in your fantasy. why not just fantasize about loving an oversized pickup truck?
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Serious Frolicking posted:sounds like the truck is more important than the woman in your fantasy. why not just fantasize about loving an oversized pickup truck? loving oversized trucks is just boring as hell. You throw in the chick to spice it up. Do you freak out and hyperventilate at the ice cream store if they offer you sprinkles? Sheeit, hell no you eat those little fuckers too then wrestle one of your bros in the front yard.
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Serious Frolicking posted:sounds like the truck is more important than the woman in your fantasy. why not just fantasize about loving an oversized pickup truck? look it's like dining at a fine restaurant, you're there for the food sure but plating is important too
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what I'm saying is the truck is like a plate of spaghetti at Olive Garden and the women are the Parmesan cheese. the waiter looks at me, clearly flustered, but I tell him to keep on crankin
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Dave_Indeed posted:loving oversized trucks is just boring as hell. You throw in the chick to spice it up. Do you freak out and hyperventilate at the ice cream store if they offer you sprinkles? Sheeit, hell no you eat those little fuckers too then wrestle one of your bros in the front yard.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I read the thread as "Look at this trick" and was expecting a picture of your mom, OP. Bitch your mom wishes she was smart enough to be a trick
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MiracleWhale posted:[...]the women are the Parmesan cheese. the waiter looks at me, clearly flustered, but I tell him to keep on crankin Lol
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would you just look at it
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MiracleWhale posted:I want these truck chicks to wash one of these huge trucks and then when it's all soapy I wanna gently caress em right on the hood in the god drat driveway You'd need a step ladder jeez.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You'd need a step ladder jeez. I was thinkin more clear platform shoes with goldfish in em like a 70s pimp
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actually maybe they should just have whiskey in em, gently caress it. ahaha poo poo imagine a company that sells shoes that hold liquid in em and have a drinking tube and the brand name is "cameltoe"
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MiracleWhale posted:actually maybe they should just have whiskey in em, gently caress it. ahaha poo poo imagine a company that sells shoes that hold liquid in em and have a drinking tube and the brand name is "cameltoe" whasaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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MiracleWhale posted:actually maybe they should just have whiskey in em, gently caress it. ahaha poo poo imagine a company that sells shoes that hold liquid in em and have a drinking tube and the brand name is "cameltoe" Right, just gluggin on my foot fish whiskey. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Right, just gluggin on my foot fish whiskey. bottoms up! <puts feet on your coffee table>
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MiracleWhale posted:bottoms up! <puts feet on your coffee table> I taste Japanese fighting fish.  
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