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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Look at all these trucks that are now the ex-wives property.

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Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Macrowave Oven posted:

I had a friend try to yell, "nice truck; sorry about your penis" to a big truck but instead yelled, "nice penis!"

This didn't get enough love. I laughed heartily.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



I want an old Chevy S-10 or a Mazda B3000 tiny fukkin truck to be washed by an enormous woman. Like 6'4" and fukkin ripped and she takes me on the hood.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
hello the rage

naem
May 29, 2011

The Rage posted:

I want an old Chevy S-10 or a Mazda B3000 tiny fukkin truck to be washed by an enormous woman. Like 6'4" and fukkin ripped and she takes me on the hood.

I wish anyone still made small trucks even

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

naem posted:

I wish anyone still made small trucks even

Whats now a small truck used to be a normal size truck, what's now a normal size truck has the hood 5 feet off the ground. The new V6 Rams have this giant void between the radiator fan and the engine where you could fit an extra passenger and you have to climb up on the bumper and reach across this chasm to check the oil. They also have a dial shifter lol, why would anyone buy them.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

The Rage posted:

I want an old Chevy S-10 or a Mazda B3000 tiny fukkin truck to be washed by an enormous woman. Like 6'4" and fukkin ripped and she takes me on the hood.

now we're talkin'

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



awwww poo poo

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



ooooh baby

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



what small child left they tonka truck here in the middle of the road

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

MiracleWhale posted:

what I'm saying is the truck is like a plate of spaghetti at Olive Garden and the women are the Parmesan cheese. the waiter looks at me, clearly flustered, but I tell him to keep on crankin

Haha

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

The Rage posted:

I want an old Chevy S-10 or a Mazda B3000 tiny fukkin truck to be washed by an enormous woman. Like 6'4" and fukkin ripped and she takes me on the hood.

My wif is 6 4, the other sisters are 6 6 +

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

Darth123123 posted:

My wif is 6 4, the other sisters are 6 6 +

I've got a Ranger let's buy a domain and make some ca$h bro

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV9Uu2T0q0E can someone embed this I'm on a phone lol

jeez u guys

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Macrowave Oven posted:

I've got a Ranger let's buy a domain and make some ca$h bro

Pm me the domain name and we'll talk

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better



For when you need the aerodynamics of a brick and the storage capacity of a shoebox for the sake of burning down the highway at 70 MPH

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
I really dont understand why anyone would want a lowrider truck

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

amusinginquiry posted:

I really dont understand why anyone would want a lowrider truck

that's the main reason

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
if your wife doesn't have a big suv, she WILL probably die in a car crash

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

VectorSigma posted:

awwww poo poo




paging gbs poster "1982 Subaru Brat"

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Macrowave Oven posted:

I've got a Ranger let's buy a domain and make some ca$h bro

I would pay for a subscription to that site

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Gaunab posted:

if your wife doesn't have a big suv, she WILL probably die in a car crash

More like if your wife doesn't have a big suv, she WILL probably leave you for someone who does

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
anyone know any good porno with trucks in them nothing weird please

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

amusinginquiry posted:

I really dont understand why anyone would want a lowrider truck

not kidding: two of my mom's friends bought those S10 "extreme" pickups that were lowered by the factory because the lower bed height makes it easier for them to get their gardening poo poo in and out of the truck, every once in a while I drive past my mom's house and there's a red and a yellow "extreme" S10 in the driveway lol

apparently since they've been discontinued for a few years these things are in high demand on the used market by old ladies that are hardcore into gardening

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
a 1985 notion of a 'monster truck'

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Jonny 290 posted:

a 1985 notion of a 'monster truck'



no that's a 'bitchin truck' big difference

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Jonny 290 posted:

a 1985 notion of a 'monster truck'



Back the future right? No that's more like a "cool whitebread truck".

GopherFlats
Mar 16, 2011

Jonny 290 posted:

a 1985 notion of a 'monster truck'



Uh no my friend, that's actually a sweet lookin taco'. Nothing monster truck about it, just a sweet offroad desert truck. Got the KC's up high on the rear roll bar, nice little tube bumper up front, and what look to be some goodyear mud terrains.

Speaking of old Toyotas, have some highlights from Ivan "Ironman" Stewart mobbing his toyota Trophy truck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poo7JuYDthk

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Jonny 290 posted:

a 1985 notion of a 'monster truck'



nice parking job mcfly

*knocks on skull* is anybody home mcfly

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
choose your vehicles based on how helpful they would hypothetically be during a highly unlikely zombie outbreak

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Gaunab posted:

choose your vehicles based on how helpful they would hypothetically be during a highly unlikely zombie outbreak

this is why i live in an RV

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Pro loving trick, long tap, go to video, paste and it'll embed

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

City of Tampa posted:

not kidding: two of my mom's friends bought those S10 "extreme" pickups that were lowered by the factory because the lower bed height makes it easier for them to get their gardening poo poo in and out of the truck, every once in a while I drive past my mom's house and there's a red and a yellow "extreme" S10 in the driveway lol

apparently since they've been discontinued for a few years these things are in high demand on the used market by old ladies that are hardcore into gardening

That's actually a really cool story. Tyvm

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Jonny 290 posted:

a 1985 notion of a 'monster truck'



still owns bones 30yr later



bar room hero 1943

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

naem posted:

I wish anyone still made small trucks even

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





This would be rad as hell if she pressure washed "micro-dick" into the paint.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its a jeep thing you wouldnt undetrstand

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


bump

naem
May 29, 2011

Mariana Horchata posted:

still owns bones 30yr later

:agreed:

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amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

City of Tampa posted:

not kidding: two of my mom's friends bought those S10 "extreme" pickups that were lowered by the factory because the lower bed height makes it easier for them to get their gardening poo poo in and out of the truck, every once in a while I drive past my mom's house and there's a red and a yellow "extreme" S10 in the driveway lol

apparently since they've been discontinued for a few years these things are in high demand on the used market by old ladies that are hardcore into gardening

I can respect this

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