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Who will win the Summer Transfers
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Your dad's dick 46 21.50%
Manchesters 20 9.35%
ITK Taff 51 23.83%
What's his name 72 33.64%
London 25 11.68%
Total: 214 votes
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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Thirteenth Step posted:

I hope the windows slams shut on my dick and balls and i bleed to death op

Why are your dick and balls out the window?

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Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Meat Wagon posted:

Reminder that West Brom turned down two £20m+ bid for a player out of contract next season, was poo poo last season, doesn't want to be at the club and will now probably be played out of position for the rest of the season. :cawg:

:fap:

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


The Big Taff Man posted:

Really? I thought I'd heard Wenger was desperate to get Yerdadsdik up the Arsenal

nah, blood spinning at chelsea will increase the chance of yerdadsdik getting a stroke

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
https://twitter.com/GraemeBailey/status/771096919670198272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Now this is some top deadline day drama.

Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005

Lol Everton had the paperwork all drawn up, agreed terms with both Newcastle and player, and as soon as Spurs come in he starts ignoring their phone calls

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Steves Asleep posted:

Lol Everton had the paperwork all drawn up, agreed terms with both Newcastle and player, and as soon as Spurs come in he starts ignoring their phone calls

I hope he gets Nowt the little oval office

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Steves Asleep posted:

Lol Everton had the paperwork all drawn up, agreed terms with both Newcastle and player, and as soon as Spurs come in he starts ignoring their phone calls

How is that not an incorrect way to treat a club?

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
I would sure hate to be an Everton fan right now, having to watch Niall Quinn for 16 minutes telling you how owned you are for not signing loving Sissoko for 30 loving million.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

This is like us signing Hal Robson-Kanu after a couple of good games at the euros but only much, much, much worse.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Babelcopter, Sissokojet

orange sky
May 7, 2007

But what position exactly does Everton need? A winger?

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
To make things even worse for Everton, SSN have just confirmed that the loan deal (plus buy option) for Enner has gone through

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Ezequiel Garay to Valencia is a done deal.

.

GOD loving DAMMIT gently caress YOU VALENCIA gently caress YOU FOREVER

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Sissoko can gently caress off. He's already my least favorite player

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Didn't Berbatov pull the whole "not showing up for a plane to complete a transfer" thing a couple years ago?

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

We've still got 2 minutes to sign all the players we need

Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005

1 minute left on deadline day and Jim White still can't pronounce Sissoko correctly

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
https://twitter.com/MoussaSissoko/status/771104537453232128

Amazing

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gas thread, ban OP.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Loooooooool

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




blue footed boobie posted:

Didn't Berbatov pull the whole "not showing up for a plane to complete a transfer" thing a couple years ago?

Willian was supposed to be at a contract signing for Spurs and showed up at Stamford Bridge for a medical instead

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

jfc

quiet enjoyment
May 11, 2009

Shrapnig posted:

Gas thread, ban OP.

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

NTRabbit posted:

Willian was supposed to be at a contract signing for Spurs and showed up at Stamford Bridge for a medical instead

At least he didn't happily wear the shirt first



Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004


https://twitter.com/GallowgateShots/status/771105034616569858

best reply

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Insanely Sikh posted:

Babelcopter, Sissokojet

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

What a loving ridiculous day lmao

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Mind boggling.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
https://twitter.com/RichMennearJP/status/771104495128412161

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

lmao at everything

orange sky
May 7, 2007


Hahah what the gently caress who did he call? Did he like search the yellow pages and try to call that number?

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

R. Mute posted:

lmao at everything

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Sissoko is going to injured straight away I can feel it

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Would have been real nice to get a left back in but I'm pretty happy with that window. We brought in some quality and got rid of some trash.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

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Who did Liverpool sign

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Bovril Delight posted:

Sissoko is going to injured straight away I can feel it

We've got depth, mate

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Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

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