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Ghost Leviathan posted:Cardassians are just all tsunderes. Also, the whole subtext of Garak's entire character and relationship with Bashir becomes amazing. After DS9 established that Cardassians flirt by acting irritated and yelling, it put that TNG scene where Jellico antagonizes them in the negotiations in a new light. I imagine those three Cardassians coming out of the room, wide-eyed, sweating and breathing hard, and one of them turns to the others and says "what the gently caress was that"
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happyhippy posted:Do Nemesis with Voyager crew. *Harry is replaced by his cousin Barry, who they found wandering around a mall Seven of Nine: Greetings, new Ensign Kim Barry Kim: you have boobies (At the wake) Chakotay: I remember, the first time I saw Harry, he was playing a song on his clarinet... God, what was it? Doctor: "Like a Virgin"
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This is my fanfic in which the noble Shrek are cousins of the Andorians (trigger warning: some light inflation, vore)
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Sep 21, 2019 09:47
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Final scene of Voyager should've been a shuttle popping out of nowhere and boarding Voyager. The hatch pops open, steam pours out. "I couldn't leave you guys behind!" says the pilot. "NEE-LIX..." everyone says in unison, rolling their eyes. "Wait," says B'Ellana, "how'd you get here so fast?" "Oh, my people can build safe Transwarp drives" says Neelix
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Sep 24, 2019 18:51
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Ben Nerevarine posted:Barclay's Shut Up and Jam! Off the holodeck, it's Barclay's I'm Terribly Sorry But Would You Mind Quieting D- No Forget I Said Anything
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Sep 25, 2019 06:28
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Hackers film 1995 posted:ive watched ds9 all the way through once before, but last night i decided to do it again. i remember the 1st time i watched it many years ago, i commented on one of these threads that avery brooks acting is loving weird. a poster said it was because i am racist lol. but it is loving nuts. watch that scene of him on the beach in episode one and tell me him squealing with this dead eyed robotic cadence isnt loving weird. he is still my fav "captain" after picard though. Imagine he is playing a piano with his mouth. It helps. OW! Do you have a-ny idea how incredible this is?
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Sep 25, 2019 19:57
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Hackers film 1995 posted:lol. it does help. he is also really handsy with people in the show (mostly jake) and it makes me squirm. please stop touching faces so much, sisko. Nooo, that's actually really good! He's a loving single parent who doesn't apologize for hugging and kissing. It's the realest parenting I've seen in Star Trek. *sigh* I miss my dad.
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Sep 25, 2019 20:09
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Can I just say that in the episode where Q was made human as punishment, he *definitely* pooped himself.
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Sep 28, 2019 20:30
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Johnny Aztec posted:His nose and end of his dick look 100% the same. That is his dick Neelix: Hey Kes, honk my "nose" Kes: why'd you say it like that
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Oct 1, 2019 12:50
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Tarkus posted:Voyager consistently made no sense. I lost it by the second episode or whatever when they introduced the Kazon, a race of people with fruit on their heads, a space-faring civilization, dangerous... scrabbling around to find water. Do you suppose a photo of Carmen Miranda accidentally made it into the Delta Quadrant through a wormhole?
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Oct 1, 2019 20:53
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:all this time we've been clowning on o'brien and he was hitting that Only twice
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Oct 10, 2019 07:09
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Sisko: How's it looking chief? O'Brien: *grimaces, kneeling at the foot of the bed with a hydrospanner*
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Oct 10, 2019 08:00
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Hot Gates
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Oct 11, 2019 07:12
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Tarkus posted:This is almost cathartic for me I wonder where that finger's been
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Oct 11, 2019 20:39
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Preston Waters posted:hydrospanner is SW, bud T... trap sprung! 
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Oct 12, 2019 11:15
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Admiralty Flag posted:Nope, Avery Brooks plays the role of Benny Russell, a mental patient she abuses and torments. Benny helps young Lon Suder lose his virginity, with disastrous results.
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Oct 17, 2019 18:03
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I always liked how the state of the ship in a battle ran perpendicular with how disheveled her tea cozy hair looked
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Oct 25, 2019 08:01
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I would love to see a spinoff series of teenage Worf getting up to dishonorabilities in Minsk. spinov
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Oct 26, 2019 18:49
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If there'd been another season, Chakotay would only be seen sitting in a golden chair, smoking cigars, wearing shades and drinking from a jeweled cup. His only line if someone adressed him would be a disgusted "ehh..." and a dismissive handwave.
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Oct 28, 2019 14:20
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I love that Teri Hatcher was like look, just don't put my name on this, okay?
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Nov 5, 2019 07:17
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Mulaney Power Move posted:this episode had the goofiest ending. last 10 seconds are the alien revealing himself and saying "my name is (weird alien name)" and then cut to credits Really wish every episode after that when Riker was in his quarters, it'd just have that alien kid sitting on the couch reading a comic book or playing with toy cars.
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Nov 6, 2019 07:55
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EvilTaytoMan posted:The decon gel scenes with Jeffrey Combs sensually slathering gel onto Jeffrey Combs. Aaand I'm done.
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Nov 13, 2019 19:10
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GolfHole posted:cant wait for someone to get racist at my funeral too Of my friend, Gabriel Bell, I can only say this: inside, he was a white guy. *choke* *kazoo plays while body is lobbed by a catapult*
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Nov 20, 2019 08:14
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WilWheaton posted:wonder what setting they were using in that episode of tng with the bug creatures taking over starfleet when they make that guys head explode Set phasers to "let's hope the censors are asleep"
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Nov 24, 2019 11:17
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Khanstant posted:Who would be more viral, baby data or baby worf? Maybe they'll do baby quark or odo. What star trek character or species is best suited for hyper neoteny? Star Trek has always been lacking for puppets. Baby Exocomp
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Dec 2, 2019 09:13
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Ritznit posted:Archer: "Maybe we're not just out here to scan comets and meet new species ... maybe we're out here to prove that humanity is ready to sit at the big boy table" Archer: I hate this ship! *runs off bridge, tries to slam door*
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Dec 3, 2019 11:55
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sweet geek swag posted:Kasidy wasn't convicted of treason for goodness sakes. She was convicted of smuggling. The Federation had declared a trade boycott against the Maquis in an attempt to get them to disarm, and Casidy violated it. And even in TOS or TNG that would result in a prison sentence. They had prisons for breaking the law. Just not horrible rape and torture factories. *Kasidy's lying on a lounge chair on a beach wearing big sunglasses, drinking a cocktail while a big buff dude massages her and a girl gives her a manicure* Kasidy: hate put me in here, love's gonna set me free
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LRADIKAL posted:That's what I think too, was a little surprised no one mentioned it. New season out now, right? Gonna fire it up this weekend 
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Dec 14, 2019 08:15
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drilldo squirt posted:Also turns out Seska lied about stealing Chakotay's seed or something because the baby wasn't his. Chakotay spontaneously starts dancing on the bridge, moonwalks out a door as everyone stares
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Dec 16, 2019 08:03
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Of course the man has plenty of soul *mimes trombone*
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Dec 16, 2019 11:50
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Glory to you And your hoooles
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Dec 16, 2019 21:44
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Tighclops posted:Given that Seven was assimilated as a child and only recently de-borg'd at the time it was probably good that Harry didn't bone her Seven: we will now do sex. I know all about this. Proceed to urinate in my navel. Harry: what
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Dec 21, 2019 20:25
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The MUMPSorceress posted:WHY YOU ONLY GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE BLACK VULCAN HUH? in his pants
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Dec 22, 2019 07:36
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I think women were expected to have a Rob Liefeld style body at the time. Concave belly, giant fake tits, matchstick arms and legs.
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*Voyager runs into remote colony of Talaxians* Talaxian: oh hey, you have Neelix on your ship? You haven't left him alone with any kids, have you? Cause, there's a court order...
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Bucswabe posted:I'm guessing you mean the Caretaker, but it also reminded me of the episode when they found the space station with Species 8472 playing "Star Fleet" What Species 8472 were embarrassed to admit was, their encounter with humanoids let to an underground fetish culture and Voyager had stumbled upon their holoporn roleplaying colony.
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HD DAD posted:It feels like a first draft script that they super rushed at the very end. Kate Mulgrew told a story at a convention of how, as she was filming the last scene for the finale, they were already breaking down the set around her. Then it was just "cut -- thanks Kate." and lights out, leaving her practically crying. Then someone clapped for her and it was Robert Picardo, who whisked her away to a bar to get drunk with the other actors 
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HD DAD posted:EaF is easily the worst Trek pilot. I actually find it pretty unwatchable these days. Watching it feels like you're looking at a bit of crossover fanart. "What if they made TOS with TNG's cast?"
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Ritznit posted:Season 1 is overall weak and boring as hell, plus most characters haven't really come into their own yet. Picard is weirdly assholeish and Riker is just smug and not all that charming yet. poo poo starts getting genuinely decent in season 2 and properly good in season 3. I don't regret having seen season 1, mind you, it's not bad the way Voyager or Enterprise are, but it still ranges from just kinda lame to outright offensive so be prepared for that. It's weird how in the first 1 or 2 seasons, whenever meeting an unconventional person or anomaly, everyone's got a look of concern or disapproval, but Riker's giving it a wide-eyed grin. You can see straight into his mind where he's just ticking off another box, "oh yeah, I am in to this."
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GolfHole posted:*andy dick appears before your eyes* *he immediately starts emptying hyposprays into his neck*
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