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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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davidspackage posted:

They never show it, but any time someone uses the transporter to leave, there's a long slow rippling fart noise as the air rushes into place.

It's what the buffer is for

Fart buffer

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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I'm catching up on SNW, I like that it's keeping the Trek tradition of stupid flashlights.

What good are shoulder mounted lights?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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The boatswains whistle every time Pike enters the command deck is goofy and I love it.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Spock, I want to try the human sex move called 6 9

Spock, I have heard much about this human penis puppetry, I wish to see it

Spock, I have been researching a human known as the "goatman"

Regular Wario fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Jun 21, 2022

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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This episode is loving goofy

The dog is wearing a dress

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Latest episode continuing the stupid flashlights


Ed: maaaan they couldn't have introduced another nameless person?

Regular Wario fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Jul 1, 2022

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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I'd like a Trek show that's set on a ship that isn't the recognisable Trek ship shape.

Like give me a show with that medical ship that has a giant orb instead of the disc, or a ship with 3 nacelles in a Y config.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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The General posted:

Picard already did this.

a good Trek show

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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where do gorn get their clothes if they are parasite monsters?

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Mar 27, 2010

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New bad guys should be the subspace aliens that abducted riker and speak in clicks

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Mar 27, 2010

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The General posted:

First time they did the Gorn clicking sounds I was hoping for a metal table.

Me too, instead we got parasite monsters

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Captain, deck 12 has transformed into an aqueduct

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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MikeJF posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzkxv6DhkPo

Animations don't look great but it's probably not huge budget, and it's certainly got the look down. We'll see how it plays, this video only shows a few narrative moments.

At least the Vulcan says sen-SORS.

The vulcan sounds like Myron Reducto.

Also are the corridor walls cushions or like beige future plastic?

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Mar 27, 2010

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Cthulu Carl posted:

Cooking Mama, but it's with Joseph Sisko

cooking neelix

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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I hope SNW does a mirror universe episode, I want to see evil universe Pike with a moustache and goatee.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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DJ_Mindboggler posted:

Eh, Reddit archives would basically be the 21st century equivalent of Pompeiian graffiti. Picard would be all over them.

Riker, this is an artifact from a long dead gay forum. *Picard is holding get out frog*

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Mar 27, 2010

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

My god, look at this ancient photograph of human anatomy! :stare:

Riker: Yes, Troi was speaking of this "Goat Man" the other night

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Mar 27, 2010

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https://twitter.com/StarTrekOnPPlus/status/1567984406425370625?t=jdTabph8UpA-OARbjDI4qg&s=19

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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You hosed the wrong milf Picard!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Can we talk about Sulus outfit in the search for spock?

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Mar 27, 2010

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Barry Foster posted:

How much it kicks rear end, you mean?

So good they keep it for the next movie

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Mar 27, 2010

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Mar 27, 2010

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https://twitter.com/jonathansfrakes/status/1607049281415806977

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Mar 27, 2010

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https://twitter.com/geekysteven/status/1325867359777808384?t=ucsxHI7lqYiaV7peBkN4LA&s=19

Janeway: There's coffee in that hair

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Mar 27, 2010

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Blowing up a Borg cube by asking them "Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?"

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Mar 27, 2010

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Mar 27, 2010

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Big Beef City posted:

I'd like to know what those helmets were supposed to protect against

they actually help contain their raw sexual energy

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Mar 27, 2010

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Riker, having ravaged his way through all the people of Risa, has set his sexual sights onto the Federation, starting with an old friend.

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Mar 27, 2010

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https://twitter.com/swear_trek/status/1620799366217736192?t=1pNhPhPeOA4o5lZ1JMV5yA&s=19

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Male Klingons are renowned for their sounding competitions

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Is Picards robot body fully functional or is it just a smooth plate down there

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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i thought warp travel being destroyed by a childs tantrum was the worst new trek could get

how wrong i was

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Oh god the last episode is called "The Last Generation"

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Mar 27, 2010

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I've always liked Worfs "I am not a Merry Man!"

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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I wonder how Walter Koenig is going, you don't hear from him as much as you do Shatner or Takei

I hope he's having a nice retirement

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Weird they went with the TNG Klingons and not the TOS original space russians

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Mar 27, 2010

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Lol terry matalas paid for twitter blue

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Mar 27, 2010

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What are these? Just computer bits?

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Mar 27, 2010

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I know the holodeck kinda defeats the purpose but are there any arboretums or gardens on any federation ship?

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Mar 27, 2010

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The Last Call posted:



For those curious.

The F looks like a shoe, like high heels

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