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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > STAR TREK: Picard's Assimilated Balls
 
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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Wifi Toilet posted:

But the perfect pasta shape already exists



more or less the same as wagon wheels, which are an underappreciated pasta shape (high surface area including external grooves for improved sauce delivery, satisfying texture, small and modular), so I endorse this innovation

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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TuxedoOrca posted:

Paramount just really, desperately, wants to make Star Trek "cool".

step one: look at what ds9 did

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Like a symbiont for your dog so they become Porthos Bork and when they pass you get a new dog and transplant the symbiont to make Butler Bork and they remember you and know the same tricks?

Sitcom idea: a trill that bonded with a dog symbiont by mistake and must resist the urge to sniff butts and scratch with his leg
isn't that just post-Curzon Dax

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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redshirt posted:

Klingons are hypocrites to their core (when it comes to Klingon traditions and legends; I do believe MOST of them do highly value honor and one's word and such).

So there's no doubt hyper competitive Klingon medical schools but they make it seem like it's a warrior thing.

maybe it's like Roman military surgeons where you make your chops gluing people back together after they've been chopped into three separate pieces and then go back home for civvy work

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