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May 25, 2016 18:33
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I mean if they do another trek ever it's just going to be strippers with alien makeup lotioning each other for 40 minutes
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May 25, 2016 18:46
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The warp core is just going to be a stripper pole with some Christmas lights
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May 25, 2016 18:49
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What's with all the forehead crinkles? Everybody looks like a human only with one weird obvious facial deformity plus their shirt is made of oven mitts
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May 28, 2016 05:23
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Jun 1, 2016 00:47
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Jun 1, 2016 18:44
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shadow puppet of a posted:That magazine reads like an inverse of the Fake Cosmopolitan photoshops. Is that real? 2002 was early enough that Internet porn hadn't reached 100% 24/7 cultural saturation yet, and maybe there was only one computer with Internet access in the house, probably in the living room so there was a big market for bikini magazines where aspiring B actresses could crouch sexily in a porno pose with the words "oh yeah 3somes crouch humping uuuuunnnngh sexual EXXTREEEEME"
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Jun 1, 2016 19:59
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How has there never been an snl skit that crossed cardassian with kardashien
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Jun 3, 2016 14:56
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cheerfullydrab posted:My short history of Star Trek fandom. 
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Jun 4, 2016 20:08
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I'm pretty sure there's a transporter's Union, like the job pays really well and is hard to get into, solid benefits, and they pretty much can't fire you ever. Like it's boring and unglamorous but even the captain has to tiptoe around obrian to avoid a really nasty lawsuit if he doesn't get his breaks or a paycheck is incorrect
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Jun 5, 2016 09:29
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I just noticed that the carpet on tng is that high maintenance 1980's grandma style and that there are vacuum lines showing and wear from feet visible. Somebody has to replicate carpet tiles and replace them regularly, that stuff wouldn't last more and a couple years. Like an office building people spend 8 hours in gets run down looking pretty quick, people spend their whole lives on this boat 24/7
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Jun 6, 2016 17:47
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The transporters, security, and a maintenance crew have a union and all hang out in an empty shuttle bay playing cards most of the time since it's the future and everything is automated
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Jun 6, 2016 18:00
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Obrian is a typical blue collar exmilitary guy turned contractor, he's the shop Forman and the local union rep, and he's running a protection racket on the side where snitches have a "transporter malfunction" and all evidence vanishes
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Jun 6, 2016 22:04
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Is it problematic that both the black guys have to wear plastic things on their face on that show?
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Jun 7, 2016 21:39
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JediTalentAgent posted:Why don't they just beam intruders into space? Seal all decks and release knockout gas through atmospheric controls. Why not combine the transporter and replicator into a terror weapon that transmutes enemy ship's atmosphere to a writhing mass of screaming sentient flesh and drown them Why not just have your own dilithium crystal powered holodeck and bury it on an ocean floor, crawl in, and nail the door shut
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Jun 9, 2016 04:13
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criscodisco posted:I think something pretty close to that happened in Insurrection and with the big hunter aliens on Voyager You could just teleport over lots and lots of cheese "Omg stop, with the cheese" (romulans) "Seriously stop, it's not even funny guys it really stinks in here GAAAAH" (buried in cheese, flounders)
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Jun 9, 2016 04:56
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Happily ever after made me feel like I'd slipped into an alternate dimension where the only difference was a new cast of married with children
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Jun 14, 2016 02:08
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Klingons, cardassians, bajorans, retiring to their quarters after a long day, spending an hour or so scrubbing out their forehead crinkles with q-tips and rubbing alcohol
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Jun 16, 2016 19:05
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Cthulu Carl posted:Now I'm like "Unemployment ghettos and labor riots is a really optimistic portrayal of the US in eight years." 
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Jun 18, 2016 18:49
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Temper Trudeau posted:*Then dies 2 days later like a fruit fly, becomes a glowing ball, and Troi is all "I'll never forget you" as it phases through tritanium hull, never to be spoken of again? Just a magic space sparkle who lives to fly around ruining women's vaginas with child birth
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Jun 23, 2016 06:44
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Sunswipe posted:The series would have been great (or at least a lot better) if they'd actually stuck to the premise of Voyager being on its own. Unnamed crew getting killed in other shows didn't matter because it was believable that Starfleet just sent some new red/yellow shirt grunts to replace them. On Voyager it should have been a big deal. Not only on a personal level, but the work that person did now has to be divided amongst the remaining crew. After a few deaths, things are going to be getting pretty tense just because everyone's overworked. "Yeah, I'd love to help you analyse that strange star, Captain, but I've got to repair our inexplicable biological circuits, clean the spooge out of the holodeck and arrest the seventh person today who's tried to kill Neelix." Also everyone onboard has dated everyone else onboard by season 3 at the latest and now everyone is really burnt out and tense and surrounded by ex's like the waitstaff at a small town Applebee's
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Jun 27, 2016 03:09
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chaosbreather posted:the other side that people don't tend to consider is that federation society, being post-scarcity, is intrinsically novelty-seeking. you can see a bit of a preview of that on the internet: people constantly look for 'new stuff' and profit is made off novelty 'going viral'. that's why the most valuable resources, starships, are deployed in missions of exploration. 
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Jun 28, 2016 07:24
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criscodisco posted:You still can't make jizz out of force fields and have it knock a chick up. That's why even in Starfleet everyone treats Data and the doctor nice, but they still knows they're better than them. I'm pretty sure this is how we discovered warp drive
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Jul 1, 2016 02:01
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People in parts of the Midwest just pick a decade and stick to it for life it's hilarious
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Jul 8, 2016 04:10
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https://youtu.be/2AkQX5wdpeo
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Jul 10, 2016 03:10
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:speaking of stargate sg-1, for that special episode where they parody a bunch of other sci-fi shows at once, what is the one that is really confusing a parody of? I think it was the one where they alien planet looks a lot like a Canadian pine forest aka EVERY EPISODE
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Jul 12, 2016 22:28
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criscodisco posted:If you're going to go that far, you may as well have every room be a holodeck. It's been shown that it's not an issue to patch holographic terminals into the ship's controls, and you could be in your quarters but also be on duty by having the computer simulate the rest of the bridge crew in real time around you, and you in real time around them. Computer, bring up holo-bridge, now run protocol "nude Tane"
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Jul 13, 2016 08:55
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criscodisco posted:When I started college my computer was the only one in the house with the internet, and my dad used to use it to look up Uhura porn and never deleted his history. Dad straight so what
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Jul 13, 2016 15:32
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Cthulu Carl posted:That actually sounds like a good way to unwind after the stresses of the day until you get to the point where you can't actually eat them. Maybe you can chew and swallow the holo-mass and then make some holopoop
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Jul 13, 2016 20:12
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What if someone locked you in a holodeck and you lived a full, rich, varied life and then it turns out to be a holo-lie and everything you ever loved is long dead and gone
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Jul 13, 2016 20:17
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Cthulu Carl posted:Am I clean-wiping all my poops? Yes and you and counselor Troy and seven of nine and 2001 era Jolene blalock are all happily married and they all wear high heels and bikinis all the time and make you big plates of chicken wings and like make out with each other an everything
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Jul 13, 2016 20:24
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Cthulu Carl posted:You could put me in a Married With Children sim as Al or even Bud - long as I get my clean wipe poops, I'm good. Al owns a very nice two level ranch brick home, has an easy sales job, married to a hot big boobed woman who wants to have sex like all the time, and has two beautiful children who both grow up to be happy and sucessful
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Jul 13, 2016 20:39
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shadow puppet of a posted:Or Mila Jovovitch before she looked exactly the same for the next few decades. vampire
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Jul 13, 2016 23:40
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shadow puppet of a posted:Sleeve is awful, having to look down before you bellow at what you hope is an ensign. Pips should be a thing out in the real world right now. Like so you can know who is the head barista or if you are speaking to someone who was a valedictorian or instead a mere salutatorian. I want maester chains for my masters degree like in GoT
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Jul 15, 2016 05:20
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Squizzle posted:Do you think Picard spells it "transportre" in all of his reports? le transporteur
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Jul 17, 2016 06:48
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I'd pay a $1 an episode for unlimited streaming, so $20 something a season
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Jul 19, 2016 00:29
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criscodisco posted:Haha, they really don't understand how this works, do they? CBS really is the network for old people. Some bunch of 60 year old executives had to really be sold hard on this "internet" fad they'd only just heard about They probably want to charge extra to fit all those shows down a series of tubes
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Jul 19, 2016 00:51
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Maybe we should get this hot young 47 yr old Internet computer wiz on the case  **dial up modem noises**
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Gloom and grim is hot and in Can't wait for the grimdark fight scene where every single character looks at each other and yells MARTHA???
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