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Didn't Chakotay turn into a super bitter rear end in a top hat after the show went off the air?
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Blistex posted:How much long-lasting mental damage do you think would occur if you let Avery Brooks babysit your 3 year old for the day? Well, they would clearly have some hearing damage by the end of the day.
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blowfish posted:Actually, it was salamander sex Scientifically it was Amphibian Anal.
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Couldn't stop thinking 'bout that Brahms quim.
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girth brooks part 2 posted:Bones walking out of the teleporter looking like he's been fuckin for the last ten years straight is one of my favorite star trek moments 
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FrensaGeran posted:That dude wants 40 bucks for an autograph I'm not made of money Could you pay him less if you only wanted him to autograph a picture of Meg Mucklebones?
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Cthulu Carl posted:Ay chihuahua Classic Riker.
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*sprints down corridor* Gotta create a new Holodeck program while I still got dem images in my head.
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Barclay was a for-real genius, even before he did that compu-meld thing in the holodeck. And then wasn't he a pretty normal guy during one the movies? Like he had a little cameo role where he was all "I'm all better now, ladies. Come get deez nuts." And then he transported his runabout into Troi's wormhole.
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Oh, you can turn at warp, it just makes everyone on the ship poo poo their pants. Those poop auto-transporters get a workout during warp turns.
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Do you think Worf gets embarrassed when he shows his dog-dick in front of Jadzia? Sorry if this offends anyone, but I thought it was a funny thing haha. And I would like to know if any of you have any pics of Worf pulling out his dick while he looks nervous or embarrassed I just want to see it for a few laughs. Another thing I am wondering is what do you think his dick smells like haha I'm just curious for laughs haha I would like to smell it.
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Volcott posted:"Hey, why don't they use the transporter to do cool stuff?" Where's the edit of this where they lose them on the Enterprise side, and then cut to the dog-creature from The Thing greasily slopping around on the floor.
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Those early backdrops were such crap. Set Dresser - "Uhhhhh.... just throw up a sheet and a gradient light on it."
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Jun 7, 2016 23:06
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Hector Beerlioz posted:worked for 3 years of tos That's because a sheet and a light was high loving technology back during TOS.
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Blistex posted:If you are up for some cringe-comedy, watch Trekkies! It's one of those movies where you have to pause and take a sympathy-embarrassment break every 10 minutes. Denise Crosby is the "tour guide" and her and Brent Spiner looking at fan art in her garage is hilarious. The main nerd dude they focused on in that documentary, the one who lived at home and made Battlestar Galactica CGI models, he actually ended up fairly normal. He eventually parlayed all that time in his bedroom on the computer into being one of the lead FX guys on the new BSG series.
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happyhippy posted:I would kill to see a dolphin borg. 
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I love Hollywoods dumbshit reasoning for things, i.e. "concern over presenting too many new elements to the audience". Yeah, cause people are gonna be confused off their asses if they see new uniforms. ".... wait, are we sure we bought tickets to the new Star Trek film? Did we walk into the wrong theatre? Cause I see the Enterprise, but these characters are wearing slightly different uniforms and I just can't figure this poo poo out."
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Automatic Slim posted:LeVar Burton's first screen tests for Geordi had him look like Eazy E wearing a Cosby sweater. I'm glad they went with the more natural look. VISOR not withstanding of course. That wasn't LeVar in the test footage.
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Just remembered that the proto-Borg bug wasn't the only character on Star Trek to get exploded.
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Tuba-Frisbee is a better VR game than anything on the Oculus or the Vive.
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Wesley gave up Space Tubas for Ashley Judd's Space Pubis.
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'Scuse me, I got a delivery for a Gene-Luck Pickard.
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Yep, forgot to turn loop on when I first did it. Fixed. For your pleasure.
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criscodisco posted:*assplay finger deploying* 
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Due to his inexperience with humanoid life forms, Odo had some trouble replicating the nips at first.
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Centripetal Horse posted:Those loving pants. "Garett, we want you to wear something that looks like someone peed on an abalone. You did? Excellent. Now, spread your legs. Wider. Wider. Perfect." T'aint Misbehavin'.
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FilthyImp posted:Computer, create a foe clever enough to get Data high as gently caress. 
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naem posted:I think it was the one where they alien planet looks a lot like a Canadian pine forest aka EVERY EPISODE Star Trek: Voyageur
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No, you fool. Starfleet used the Dildo system when creating force fields. Holodocks employ the "Silver Bullet" strength force-fields. A cheerful dildo-strength that anyone can enjoy. Brig force fields use a "Big Black Veiny King" strength force field, a dildo so overpowering and strong that only the most experienced and desensitized person could ever touch it without being "shocked". I mean, do you even read the technical manuals, bro?
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I'll take the TOS double-punch over the TNG leg-sweep.
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We can't build cloaking devices for our ships, because that would hurt the Romulans feelings.
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naem posted:shovel corpses down the poop chute Ahhh, Rikers favorite sex position.
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Baka-nin posted:My favourite thing about that is that he still looks like Gul Dukat just with a krinkly bajoran nose. Yeah, but Kai Winn was paying more attention to the outline of his dick. Nurse Ratched wanted some of that spoon-dick somethin' fierce.
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You don't gently caress with Janeway when it's that stardate of the month.
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Automatic Slim posted:Makes me wonder where Roddenberry was on the Kinsey scale. 
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