STAR TREK: Picard's Assimilated Balls

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i made up lyrics to the voyager theme here goes

star trek voyager is the worst show ever
it's really dumb
it's stupid dumb
really dumb, it's bad

star trek voyager is star trek for retards
it really sucks
like really sucks, it's bad

it's really really really bad, oh it's bad
my god it's bad, it's so bad, so bad, so

star trek voyager is about to start now
so poo poo your pants
you stupid jerk, it's bad

# ¿ May 22, 2016 15:34

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 07:13

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im from sextion 69

# ¿ May 22, 2016 23:55

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it got canceled just as it was getting decent and then it was all just a fat riker dream

# ¿ May 23, 2016 17:48

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Chomp8645 posted:

Harry Kim destroyed the ship

yeah but they got another one

# ¿ May 23, 2016 19:25

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i don't know why they'd even want another harry but they kept it

# ¿ May 23, 2016 19:26

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Volcott posted:

Also, they were so garbage that the Borg didn't want them. That's gotta sting.

didn't they have trouble finding water? you know, the single most abundant chemical compound in the universe? fuckin morons. the writers.

# ¿ May 24, 2016 06:13

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clint howard should have been a pakled

or maybe he already is

# ¿ May 27, 2016 04:04

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shadow puppet of a posted:

649kb? Guess I need to piss off an admin enough to get this as an AV.

# ¿ May 27, 2016 04:55

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# ¿ May 27, 2016 21:25

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Fat Shat Sings posted:

The new models only have a 33% chance of exploding with rocks and fire into your face.

the rocks are the result of a safety feature. before that it was still molten when it hit you.

# ¿ May 29, 2016 03:54

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riker can win poker against an empath, an android, and a dude who can see through cards

# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 04:17

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shadow puppet of a posted:

Tom Paris was Nicholas Locarno in every aspect other than the legal obligation to pay royalties.

Let's see what happened to Nova Squadron-

the bad pilot: dead
Nick Locarno: became Tom Paris
Sito Jaxa: dead or spoonhead rapeslave
Wesley: being molested by the Traveler on the other side of time
the other girl: who the gently caress knows

# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 03:59

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

are people watching the show supposed to think Red Squad is cool and bad rear end or a bunch of douche bags? I mean my money is on on dbags, but when in context of how bad some of the writers were, I don't know if I can assume that was the intention.

red squad

red shirts

think about it

# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 06:33

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no. just stop now.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 21:45

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Crowsbeak posted:

I always thought that was bullshit in Generations "borderline battleship gets destroyed by a Klingon frigate ".

and not only did they reuse a shot from the immediately preceding film for the BoP exploding, in both you can clearly see a piece of debris bouncing off the floor

# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 09:07

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hey i was just reminded of this bad netflix caption

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 04:34

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Magic Hate Ball posted:

why is george costanza there

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Your move, Pussyface.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 08:30

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Automatic Slim posted:

Not everyone gets a bear or an eagle or a wolf.

I believe there's a little detail you might be overlooking.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 15:31

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im gonna name my next bong the Jeffery's Tube

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 01:44

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happyhippy posted:

That effect is so amazing they should have killed Odo every episode Kenny style.

Edit: And do you think Julian went to his Odo and said 'I know what happens when one of your kind gets phasered.

And imagine what if they phasered the Great Link from a ship.

every person shot by a phaser should blow up like that. besides being much more realistic, it's also totally loving metal.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 17:52

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criscodisco posted:

Why would they explode? Wouldn't it just burn a tunnel through them?

body water flash-boiling into steam would make a pretty good boom

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 18:32

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what's really goofy is when they vaporize a hundred tons of rock in an instant from ten feet away and inside a cave and all it does is just disappear.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 18:52

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for real, a sci-fi show with realistic depictions of the energies involved would be both awesome and boring at the same time. space battles would be an invisible gamma-ray beam hitting an invisible target in the pitch-black darkness of space and disintegrating it in a flash of light and the whole thing would be over in a fraction of a second.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 19:07

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the tng explanation was tritanium bulkheads that cannot be melted by their current technology. of course, working it into usable shapes was no biggie.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 19:20