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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
What weird stuff have you run into in the woods?

Stuff I've found:

  • Old structural foundations/chimneys
  • Abandoned camps
  • LARPers
  • People hunting for some kind of plants or something. It wasn't pot, but I figured I'd give them a wide berth and leave them be.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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- 12 fresh cut roses stuck in the ground at the base of a tree.
- A bunch of old coal mining stuff including houses, machinery, and ventilation shafts
- a hole in a tree with Sqwerl Home written above it


I know there's others but I can't remember right now, have to think on it.

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
A disused outhouse with 'Confederate Bank' scrawled across the side

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
finding old stone foundations is pretty cool

a condom next to an orange peel maybe a whole 10 feet off a popular trail

two pileated woodpeckers (the largest woodpeckers left on earth, two feet tall)

one time a dank nug fell out of my pocket in a ziplock bag on another somewhat popular trail and a week later i forgot i dropped it and looked down and it was there

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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My memory was a bit off, here's a picture of the squirrel home



I've found a poo poo ton of fossils too, all marine invertebrates from mostly the Carboniferous and Devonian, and some Cambrian.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
toilet paper sticking out of the ground in the middle of the trail

Catatron Prime
Aug 23, 2010

IT ME



Toilet Rascal
Haven't found any yet, but there's still unexploded munitions in Dolly Sods from WWII artillery testing.

Old houses and artifacts are pretty neat, just found a recessed stone foundation pool with steps in Salt Fork the other week, I think it was a spring house:



One interesting way to tell if you've found an old homestead site is to look for non native flowers, such as tulips or daffodils.

Found forty pound drill bit heads and abandoned drills in Daniel Boone State Park.



Found an ancient USGS marker with corroded brass cap on an abandoned County road in Zaleski.

Abandoned wrecked cars, including a rusted out bulldozer:




Weirdest thing was a really nice Gerber knife laying in the middle of a stream, the glint caught my eye and thankfully not my foot as I was crossing.

Not so weird, but thought this was an interesting marker:



Also found some petroglyphs out in southeastern Ohio:


Sun Walker
Jul 20, 2001

I'm still looking for these angels in the snow...

Picnic Princess posted:

- 12 fresh cut roses stuck in the ground at the base of a tree.

i wonder if there's something to this beyond "in memoriam". i found a similar thing (just one rose) stuck at the base on a hike last week.

Catatron Prime
Aug 23, 2010

IT ME



Toilet Rascal

Sun Walker posted:

i wonder if there's something to this beyond "in memoriam". i found a similar thing (just one rose) stuck at the base on a hike last week.

That reminds me, one time I found a whole bouquet of flowers (tulips I think) scattered and floating in a creek off the side of a bridge in a metro park hiking trail, like someone had thrown them off the side in anger.

Bet that was an awkward walk back

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I like the hint about non native plants as evidence for an old homestead!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Three-Phase posted:

I like the hint about non native plants as evidence for an old homestead!

This reminds me, there's a park here in Calgary where there's a section cordoned off to try and reintroduce native species and to see how long it takes to reestablish native grasslands. On a field trip for a biogeography class we visited the site and someone had planted a sapling douglas fir right in the middle of it, which is not endemic to the area, but only grows 100km to the west in the mountains. My prof was pissed!

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Rusty 38 revolver, unloaded.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Potato Salad posted:

Rusty 38 revolver, unloaded.

did you give it a vinegar bath and see if you can fix her up and start practicing shooting from the hip in your bak yard

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Mostly woods porn around here op though I found some strange metal crap before.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

A beetle.



It also had a nice batch of grass growing out of the roof.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

I found a memorial to some kid that went missing and was found OD'd on the trail. Not too strange in and of itself, but the notion of "oh hey, there was a body sitting here for a bit" is somewhat unusual at least to me.

b0ner of doom
Mar 17, 2006
several caribou ad moose skulls/antlers suspended in the air by old metal wire from age old industrial project - they unfortunately get tangled in it and then die and just rot away in place leaving their skulls hanging behind.

Kangra
May 7, 2012

A disused but nearly intact telephone pole, many miles from any possible habitation.

A little Hobbit/Gnome village, with a lot of tiny houses mostly made of natural materials.

The remains of a campsite that was at least 20 years old if not more. It contained old coffee cans, parts of a grill, beer cans with old-style pull tabs, and the like.

wait a minute honey
May 12, 2006
A farm I hunted on has an old bed frame in the middle of nowhere - it covers the remains of the Chinese cook who was burnt alive there 100 years ago

sky shark
Jun 9, 2004

CHILD RAPE IS FINE WHEN I LIKE THE RAPIST
bin full of porn

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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I feel that woods porn is common enough that it's difficult to call it "weird".

Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

A steam engine!

The story goes, it was being hauled overland to be the centrepiece of a remote sawmill. It is .. not an area conducive to hauling much of anything (mostly swamp and rock), and apparently when the cook threw in the towel, the crew all gave up and left, abandoning it.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

ricepaddydaddy posted:

it covers the remains of the Chinese cook who was burnt alive there 100 years ago

If there's more to that story I want to hear it.

wait a minute honey
May 12, 2006

Warbird posted:

If there's more to that story I want to hear it.

As far as i'm aware there really isn't. Probably a sleeping quarters fire or something. The farm is also far enough away from the closest town now, back in horse and cart days it would take ages to transport a body to a cemetery. And I guess early-20th century Australia didn't really care about him either.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Picnic Princess posted:

I feel that woods porn is common enough that it's difficult to call it "weird".

same, it seems very common


Kangra posted:

A little Hobbit/Gnome village, with a lot of tiny houses mostly made of natural materials.

i leave these a lot of places that i set up camp. These two are from last year, built a couple days apart:



retirned to find the first one gone so i built a new one:



usually leave a few little bits of food too like cashews or peanuts thrown in the four cardinal directions from where i'm sitting, always leave something for the little people, especially if your spending a lot of time at their site and inconveniencing them



and like others have said i've found lots of foundations and some intact but obviously no longer used houses and cabins, always a strange feeling, wish i still had pictures of those to share :(

Catatron Prime
Aug 23, 2010

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Toilet Rascal

Luvcow posted:



i leave these a lot of places that i set up camp. These two are from last year, built a couple days apart:



retirned to find the first one gone so i built a new one:




This is just completely :3:

I'm going to start doing the same thing

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Luvcow posted:

same, it seems very common


i leave these a lot of places that i set up camp. These two are from last year, built a couple days apart:



retirned to find the first one gone so i built a new one:



usually leave a few little bits of food too like cashews or peanuts thrown in the four cardinal directions from where i'm sitting, always leave something for the little people, especially if your spending a lot of time at their site and inconveniencing them



and like others have said i've found lots of foundations and some intact but obviously no longer used houses and cabins, always a strange feeling, wish i still had pictures of those to share :(



Is this like a Scandinavian tradition? It is pretty cute.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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As much as I dedicate my practices to Leave No Trace, I am in love with those tiny camps and want to do it too.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Warbird posted:

If there's more to that story I want to hear it.

His punishment for giving up hauling the steam engine

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
I was reading some stories of some guy who was supposedly a search and rescue officer and he kept mentioning finding staircases miles away from trails. I've been off the beaten path a lot and have yet to see anything as close as weird as that, but the more I thought about it the more I came to realize it was probably a bunch of bullshit.

I can't say I've found any really weird stuff outside of the ordinary mining ruins, but I did bury some silly air force award I got in some hard to get remote spot 10000 feet up in Idaho. I should go back years from now and retrieve it with someone without telling them what we're doing and I'll blow their mind.

meselfs
Sep 26, 2015

The body may die, but the soul is always rotten
Whole website about weird stuff in the desert:

http://www.otherhand.org/

Notably, a long dead family of German tourists:

http://www.otherhand.org/home-page/search-and-rescue/the-hunt-for-the-death-valley-germans/

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

I found a pomelo tree! Smelled amazing and tasted good too. Probably the site of an old household but I guess it could have been wild or feral or something

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!
I was off trail hiking with a friend around 2002. We were on some very remote old logging trails in Oregon. We're both very seasoned hikers, and he is a certified forest ranger. The trail (if you could call it that) lead us way out intot the wilderness. At the time we had to be at least 15 miles from the nearest road in a very rough area. We had just crested a hill when we saw this tree stump covered in shoes. They were all tied together by the laces then wrapped around this old tree stump that stood maybe three feet tall. The most interesting thing about the shoes were that they got newer the higher up the stump they went. The first pair at the bottom looked to be from the 1920 then as you went up the got progressively more modern. At the top was what looked like a fairly new pair of basketball shoes. No idea what it was about but it was bizarre in a cool way. Seemed like a strange outsider art project, or maybe some crazy elaborate prank. It was a pretty neat find. It'd be interesting to go back now and see if its still there all these years later..

Verman
Jul 4, 2005
Third time is a charm right?
A few years ago while I was in the pasayten wilderness in North Central washington I found a rusted out hatchet head near an old shelter at devils park on the way through to jackita ridge. I roughly honed the edge and left it behind. Part of me wanted to bring it home and refinish it.

SubMerged
Jan 14, 2003

SALT POTATOES

love cal, dave, and jordi
stone hatchet heads, perfectly shaped presumably indian in north california fields

I Brake For MILFs
Jan 9, 2007

:syoon:


One time me and my brother discovered an unmarked graveyard from the 1700s wondering around the woods near our apartments in Rhode Island. I wish we had a camera at the time, but this was around 1994~ and we were just kids.

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

A Kpro posted:

I was reading some stories of some guy who was supposedly a search and rescue officer and he kept mentioning finding staircases miles away from trails. I've been off the beaten path a lot and have yet to see anything as close as weird as that, but the more I thought about it the more I came to realize it was probably a bunch of bullshit.

I can't say I've found any really weird stuff outside of the ordinary mining ruins, but I did bury some silly air force award I got in some hard to get remote spot 10000 feet up in Idaho. I should go back years from now and retrieve it with someone without telling them what we're doing and I'll blow their mind.

Those stories are some of the most upvoted posts on the subreddit r/nosleep which is where people post 'scary stories' and everyone in the subreddit has to act as if they're real. Interesting stories but definitely bullshit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!

Aphex- posted:

Those stories are some of the most upvoted posts on the subreddit r/nosleep which is where people post 'scary stories' and everyone in the subreddit has to act as if they're real. Interesting stories but definitely bullshit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/

No idea about the wilderness staircase stories, because I refuse to read anything in nosleep. Not because its scary, but because its a massive waste of time. Anyway I've actually found a staircase in the middle of the woods. Well not really, it was a pit with a rusty metal ladder that went down about 30 feet at the bottom was a concrete structure with a steel door and a pad lock It was way out in the middle of nowhere on my uncles property. He owns a massive amount of undeveloped land in the northwest. Me, and my friends wanted to break in, but we decided to go back and tell my uncle about it. Turns out it was a lovely homemade bomb shelter his brother in law had built back in the mid 60s, He said he totally forgot about it till we brought it up. Later me and my uncle went out on a 6 wheeler, and covered the open pit with a piece of steel, so some poor hunter wouldn't fall in on accident.

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
Found what could only be described as a bomb (war? nuclear?) shelter bunker built into a forested hill. Concrete construction. Proximity to Offutt AFB which makes sense on many levels. Interior was undoored and I couldn't see deep into it.

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meselfs
Sep 26, 2015

The body may die, but the soul is always rotten
I found this today, off trail just a bit:



I have no idea what it was but I thought it was really weird. I wanted to eat it too.

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