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*gets accused of making a small hands joke.* *gets hands cut off by the Trumpquisition*
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*toils for years in the darkness of the Trumpmines* *finally earns enough to watch a gladiatorial match, and by a small miracle, it's between that meddlesome wanderer with the mysterious pendant, and BONECRUSHER THE CRUEL* *the melee unfolds in cinematic fashion, the wanderer defying certain death time and again* *somehow, the wanderer disarms BONECRUSHER THE CRUEL of his hydraulic buzzsaw gauntlet* *the gauntlet hurtles into the crowd* *is decapitated by the buzzsaw gauntlet as it slams into the flimsy bleachers, which collapses from the impact* *the wanderer smiles and makes a witty one liner*
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May 23, 2016 20:31
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*loads the last bushel of wheat onto the oxcart and begins the long trek to the Trumpyramid to store the grain for winter*
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May 23, 2016 21:59
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*stumbles upon the Book of Jeb, finds passages that cast doubts on the mythos of Trump's rise to power* *is eventually beheaded in front of a cheering crowd*
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May 24, 2016 00:44
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*wipes sweat off brow before shoveling more books onto the book-pyre* *trump brand trumpshovel snaps under strain* *forced to buy a new trumpshovel from the worker store, on credit* *six more years of debt peonage*
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