Cookies are really fun and easy to make and delicious

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

There's a cookie thread in gbs right now.

# ¿ May 26, 2016 03:46

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:12

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

The Bananana posted:

Snickerdoodle cookies rock.

...and so, in conclusion, you have my blessings, OP

# ¿ May 26, 2016 03:46

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I'd like to contribute a pro tip to this thread aswell:

•dip your cookie in chilled whole milk

# ¿ May 28, 2016 04:07

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I'm doing it, guys... I'm baking cookies right. Mother loving. Now.

# ¿ May 28, 2016 15:39

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I made a mistake.... :eng99:

# ¿ May 28, 2016 16:36

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

# ¿ May 28, 2016 16:38

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Noted.

In my defense, I really wanted some cookies.

# ¿ May 28, 2016 16:45

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Learn from my mistakes, redweird

# ¿ May 28, 2016 17:57

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Control Volume posted:

I finally made the snickerdoodles.

Nice.

Let us know how they are.

I'm gonna try a mulligan, via chocolate chip cookies this Saturday.

# ¿ May 30, 2016 04:16

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Chocolate Chip cookies I sort of burnt!

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 03:54

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Peaches

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 20:02

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Trebuchet King posted:

once I have money again I have to do this. I'll trip report, I promise.

Where are our cookies?!

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 15:44

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Trebuchet King posted:

after payday

edit: more precisely, probably friday. I get paid tomorrow but also have a bunch of medical stuff on the horizon so we'll see. I'm trying to look up some food chemistry stuff to figure out what degree the pH difference between peaches and blueberries might require further tweaks.

In solidarity, I will try to bake on sunday.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 20:44

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Trebuchet King posted:

I got a free gift card when I filled a prescription at the grocery store so I went and got cookie supplies.

Dough is chilling in the fridge now.

edit:

Peach?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 03:35

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

AnonSpore posted:

I felt odd guilt as I devoured them in shame.

Is that not the default state when devouring ones own baking creations?

It is mine. :shrug:

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 12:49

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I'm baking butter cookies right the gently caress now!

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 05:13

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Making cookies.

Can anyone tell me what will happen if I use a whole stick of bitter instead of half, like the recipe says? Because I did.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 01:38

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

It is. They're in the oven...

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 01:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cooling...

May God have mercy on my soul.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 02:02

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Your posts convinced me to make some sugar cookies.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 02:58

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

RandomPauI posted:

I didn't think the two were related but that makes sense.

Just go ahead and take credit for having invented palmiers

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 12:36

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Antoine Silvere posted:

Just tried making french macarons for the billionth time:

gently caress these dumb cookies the worst part is i have no idea what went wrong with this batch. I'm guessing the batter was overmixed?? but they were hollow so maybe undermixed???

Mail me the macaroons; make my mouth mirthful and merry!

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 15:07

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Boywhiz88 posted:

Just made some great M&M cookies! 2nd time doing them. I think I've got the timing nailed down. And they're so big!

Looks good

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 17:00

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

When cookie's on a cookie, you can have cookies anytime!

# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 00:30

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cookie team, ASSEMBLE:

What's the best way to turn this mix I got,

https://www.krusteaz.com/products/cookies/butter-vanilla-sugar-cookie-mix

Into a vanilla chai sugar cookie?

# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 23:31

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I need a little direction.

I'm not a baking wiz

# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 02:46

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Toss that stuff into the mix, or should I just roll the as intended balls of cookie dough in the chai mixture just before baking?

# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 10:22

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cardboard

# ¿ Dec 2, 2018 15:01

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Are cookies a remedy for bronchitis?

# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 01:30

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sex Hobbit posted:

Wake up, thread!

I went to a housewarming potluck where several attendees had Dietary Needs and thus, vegan gluten free chocolate cake happened.

Choice review: "This could like... FOOL SOMEONE."

(the frosting is just vanilla buttercream with Earth Balance vegan butter and almond milk.)

that is a very large cookie.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 18:39

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cute

# ¿ May 12, 2019 13:31

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Looks tasty

The Hungarian "kalacs" remind me of Rugulach or babka.

I love both of those, so i bet the kalac would be stellar

# ¿ Dec 20, 2019 02:40

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Made some impromptu cookies with the wife this weekend, with the new stand mixer i got her for Christmas. "We-a not berry good at dis yet!"
But practice makes perfect.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2019 00:48

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:12

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Hello old thread.. just wanted to say: making cookies today.

Ok, peace.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 23:38

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