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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

The Skeleton King posted:

You guys should all just play Quake, which will always be better.

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
what about bulletstorm?

honest question, just remembered that existed as a synaptic misfire cascaded between quake and... now

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

CrashCat posted:

it was a good game

not much help anymore though is it?

uh, I mean... it could be, maybe? like in the sense of having a dece fps to play, I guess?

but no I suppose in the grand scheme it won't do much to hold off the cold embrace of death

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
butthole puckerability really is an overlooked gold standard for gauging enjoyment

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

thathonkey posted:

How is hero based fundamentally different from class based

Phonetically

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
demoman was most mobile class tyvm

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

vug posted:


god. what the gently caress happened to me

this'll be a strong marker for future pogroms

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

the great deceiver posted:

he says its good

how does it further your personal walk with the j-man?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

CrashCat posted:

But I get bad games. See: The Division, Watch Dogs, Destiny

please stop this

stop doing this please

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Edgar posted:

I play as only mercy now. Because I want to feel important.

nothing that happens in owatch is important on any conceivable scale

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

nigga crab pollock posted:

reaper is the player character from the video game 'hatred' and the only people who play him have names like "XXDARKNESSXX" and "PROKILLA"

please dont shame my gaming alterego

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
game would be good if junkrat could chuck out 8 or so remote bombs at a time

e; wait i mean junkrat would be good, in a bad game

The Protagonist fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Jun 16, 2016

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i like how they got rid of scoreboards, dominations, and psot-round humiliations rendering it down into an inoffensive pablum for today's talentless proles

e; oh yeah and making aimbots and wallhacks a feature

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i'm am ambivalent

but i give you a pass for liking this game made for babies for taking a big steaming dump in the tviv got thread thathonkey

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
I think I can clear this up everyone, the principle misconception is that if you enjoy something, it must be good. Not true!

It okay enjoy bad things though, like point break or overwatch

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

this emote?

real bad

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
junkrat is packing though

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

thathonkey posted:

i play on console. cant aim for poo poo but we have fun :thumbsup:

the game aims fr you honkey

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
(because its bad)

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
a much lower level

like garbage bag water level

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Snatch Duster posted:

Drugs are good. When you do them people think that you are cool.

:agreed:

there are four(?) characters with autoaim, one with team-wallhacks, everyone has infinite ammo and there is not kill-count, dominations, or post-round humiliation

it's a bad game dudes, enjoy it

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i would say it must suck to have victory engineered in for you, but if you've never tasted the real thing thing overwatch is for you, and if you have overwatch is not so they won't play it

everything works out in the end

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
anyone who just sticks to a single class is worse than the game itself

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
One thing that's sure, no one will play this for longer than tf2

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
bads dont deserve to play with goods, goods deserve to live in their own self-inflicted purgatory

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

not really

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
some people just aren't ready for The Truth, but the lie they live may be preferable

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

thathonkey posted:

:colbert: actually some of us paid them $60 although im still not sure what the gently caress origins edition entailed

weed bastion

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
can you imagine someone getting really steamed and intense about the outcome of a round of overwatch? haha drat

screaming gently caress real loud when they get sniped

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
People wasting their lives for shiny textures is the future we live in.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMpqouQkY9w smh

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Zorodius posted:

Overwatch is big into its characters, and they're bad.

They're all high octane parodies of optimally merchandisable amalgamations

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
battlestorm or bulletborn or whatever has a penguin! in a mech!!

isn't that zany?!

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Philthy posted:

This game is fun as hell.

CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:

This game is okay

Grody posted:

this game is complete trash


Hmm, yes, compelling stances all. To end this discord, let's consult the Universal AC.

*furiously calibrates a vast panoply of switches and levers*

*steam whistle blows*

*printout is delivered via pneumatic tube*

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Nanomashoes posted:

Oh, so it's a bad game?

Indubitably

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

nigga crab pollock posted:

i played the defensive sniper character in a game with twenty one characters. i only camped the same area each round. yeah this game sucks :smugdog:

player played how he wants and didn't have a good time: the players fault

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
maybe :shrug: we'll never know tho because its bad

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

nigga crab pollock posted:

:justpost: except play it is all this game was meant for

no you see everything is now a megaverse superobsession and if you don't dedicate the totality of yourself to the consumption and enjoyment of this new interactive media experience you aren't really living

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
are children still playing this?

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