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FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

pointlessone posted:

I picked it up this weekend, the hardcore whiners are the same people who complain about super smash brothers not being final destination, no items, fox only. This game is stupid fun, and I'm not even mad about getting absolutely wrecked sometimes when the team matchups end badly, or the maps that have just a little too tight of choke points. I am a little annoyed at how long the run back to defense and attack is on some of the maps when you don't have a vertical movement option.

If you don't like spending too much time running to the point, hire a Lucio to escort you with his funky fresh tunes.

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FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Iron Prince posted:

you mostly watch asses

As a Lucio player, I can actually scope out asses while skating along the walls. Sometimes I just gently caress off from the main match for a while so I can go skate behind a widowmaker. Will my team lose? Yeah, but I'm feelin' good about my decision.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

GenericOverusedName posted:

And then when they notice you you doot them off the ledge!

I'm assuming it's the enemy widowmaker.

I don't discriminate - I have enough love for Windowmakers both enemy and friendly.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

GenericOverusedName posted:

Dooting doesn't push your own team around though.

Yeah but it can still give them tinnitus, which is exactly what I tell them after I do it.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Germstore posted:

Do not play competitive. Competitive is a self imposed leper colony for wankers.

The best part about competitive is that all us rejects in quickplay can laugh at people who care and say 'go back to competitive you tryhard bitch'.

I just wanna fly around and heal people with a sparkly stick. Don't gently caress with my chill.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Drunken Baker posted:

You can get dupe items that pay you out half of what they're worth, I think.


And you get currency from boxes too.

Yeah I only really want fancy colours for my mains in each category, but it's just in the nature of a saddo to want to unlock everything.

It's also important to have really flashy emotes and voice clips for when you have time to get a taunt into your opponents kill-cam.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
This morning I was playing Mercy on Hollywood defense and ended up getting teamed up with the world's most stoned Hanzo who kept telling me I was beautiful and amazing on teamchat every time I healed him. You better believe I kept that motherfucker topped off the entire game.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Zorodius posted:

could Overwatch ever be a good game? say, if they removed every ultimate ability, cut the team sizes to 5v5, and added Gwent?

Your first two points are the stupidest poo poo I've ever seen in the history of the written language but the game really could use Gwent.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

I AM THE TOILET posted:

why is everyone drawing overwatch characters as constantly loving each other yet living in a conventional nuclear family dynamic

The Aristocrats

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FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Internaut! posted:

tracer is fantastic to play though? do people not like her from an aesthetic perspective or something?

I think people hate her dumb loving accent, which is fair.

Not me though, I love Tracer.

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