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HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat
we hand those out to less fortunate children in my charity group, “tots for tots”

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Robot Made of Meat

Nice! That makes them more fortunate!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

HighwireAct posted:

we hand those out to less fortunate children in my charity group, “tots for tots”

Was cheese melted on top with chili

bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Penes make me happy too! Why, I even have one I keep with me all the time.

i'm not so happy with mine, in fact i have to beat it a lot

psychokitty

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

Was cheese melted on top with chili

mhot for those tots


AKOOCHEEMOYA YALL

SIDS Vicious


HighwireAct posted:

we hand those out to less fortunate children in my charity group, “tots for tots”

this is so much smarter than the nonprofit I tried to start "tits for tots" which other than a couple pageant mom's did not go over well

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

treasure bear posted:

theres only one law here


HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat

Celluloid Sam posted:

this is so much smarter than the nonprofit I tried to start "tits for tots" which other than a couple pageant mom's did not go over well

when i teamed up with a local parlor for my nonprofit org “tit for tat” it went a little bit better, so just change a vowel and you're good

SIDS Vicious


yeah im gonna have to take these kids back to the preschool i think

Darkman Fanpage
tats for tots might work better although i have a feeling the kids wont be that into the tattooing process.

SIDS Vicious


i can deal with screaming kids, they've been screaming since I got them, that's brilliant glad I didn't return them yet

guns for tits


I'm going to steal everyone's chili, and then I'm going to throw it all out

Smash it Smash hit

prettay, prettay
okay it's time for the weekly wedgie rounds come line up assholes

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shinmai

CHK Instruction

Smash it Smash hit posted:

okay it's time for the weekly wedgie rounds come line up assholes

um... I'm afraid I'm "going commando", as the kids say

shinmai

CHK Instruction
come to think of it, when I was a kid, wedgies weren't really a thing. We'd get swirlies and wooden legs and stuff like that at times, but mostly bullies would just legit gang up and beat your rear end. I kind of wish there'd been some of this panache of wedgies and noogies and whatnot.

Smash it Smash hit

prettay, prettay
listen guys I didn't ask go a history lesson if you don't have any underwear I'll just Native American rug burn ya

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shinmai

CHK Instruction
can you do it on my ankle instead, I have a tattoo appointment tomorrow?

Smash it Smash hit

prettay, prettay

shinmai posted:

can you do it on my ankle instead, I have a tattoo appointment tomorrow?

what are you getting

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Smash it Smash hit

prettay, prettay
sounds stupid I hate it

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shinmai

CHK Instruction
im getting an image of my forearm but 15% smaller on my forearm, so that my forearms will look skinnier

Smash it Smash hit

prettay, prettay

Smash it Smash hit posted:

sounds stupid I hate it

qqqq

shinmai

CHK Instruction
stupid like a fox!

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

shinmai posted:

come to think of it, when I was a kid, wedgies weren't really a thing. We'd get swirlies and wooden legs and stuff like that at times, but mostly bullies would just legit gang up and beat your rear end. I kind of wish there'd been some of this panache of wedgies and noogies and whatnot.

In high school we had "phone checks" where someone would yell out "phone check" and then punched you in the balls.

shinmai

CHK Instruction
idgi

Smash it Smash hit

prettay, prettay

Hector Beerlioz posted:

In high school we had "phone checks" where someone would yell out "phone check" and then punched you in the balls.

we called it playing 9/11

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Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

It made no sense yet there it was

Piso Mojado

Smash it Smash hit posted:

we called it playing 9/11

we called it 'puberty'

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

Smash it Smash hit posted:

we called it playing 9/11

Didn't know you went to high school with George Bush

Piso Mojado

if you were a high school boy and NOT punching/getting punched in the balls, you probably had zero friends.

Nolan Arenado

Actually I had three friends, same as the number of my balls.

bog pixie

llets get this thread to 420 pages

Piso Mojado

bog pixie posted:

llets get this thread to 420 pages

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
it's a finger flick, not a punch, and it hurts like hell

loving kids these days... :cripes:

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

bog pixie posted:

llets get this thread to 420 pages

can we just aim for 69?

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

bog pixie posted:

llets get this thread to 420 pages

I would appreciate a 5 rating as well

shinmai

CHK Instruction

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I would appreciate a 5 rating as well


thanks Matoi Ryuko :love:

a whole buncha crows

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where the hell am i -- what is going on???!!

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Nation posted:

where the hell am i -- what is going on???!!

you got stung by a jellyfish so we had to pee all over you


AKOOCHEEMOYA YALL

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

My heart grew two sizes to big today

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