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Jun 1, 2016 01:35
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taking the family to colonial williamsburg and getting into screaming arguments with the re-enactors about what the founding fathers thought
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writing off their dodge durango's depreciation every year using the section 179 loophole
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Big throbbing Mexican cock.
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Complaining about Obama phones while having an Obama phone.
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scamming tens of thousands of people trying to get an education to better themselves out of their money with absolutely no sign of reflection or remorse oh and waffles I guess
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Food. Water. Shelter. Tall Buildings.
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Tiny hand jobs.
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Tex-Mex and margaritas with the girls from work Later, a drunken karaoke event with said girls, punctuated with a late night cocaine run They return later that night to the trailer park and father of their kids for quick loveless casual sex That morning they return to work as your mom's medical assistant from raciststan, racistland.
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Money Has anyone said money yet Because I'm pretty sure Trump supporters like it
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Chilli's e: Also, Guy Fieri Princess Di has issued a correction as of 21:31 on Jun 5, 2016 |
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Arby's Nice
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Pork cracklin's drowned in Tabasco sauce with a Mason jar o' shine on the side while sittin on an old couch in the front yaad talkin about how to be gettin' that old Galaxy 500 to run agin. Now that's the high life. zimboe has issued a correction as of 22:36 on Jun 10, 2016 |
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zimboe posted:Pork cracklin's drowned in Tabasco sauce with a Mason jar o' shine on the side while sittin on an old couch in the front yaad talkin about how to be gettin' that old Galaxy 500 to run agin. BBQ festivals during ramadan   
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For a change, a First Lady that doesn't look like a dump truck in drag. I mean its been nigh on 65 years since the president's wife wasn't a raggedy lookin' old hosebag. ... A good sign idea: TRUMP 2016! (Well at least we'll get a hot First Lady outta the deal) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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1 - Middle aged men with smoking hot wives. 2 - Towers with own improved surnames. 3 - Infinite Poweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! *Imagine Palpatine's accent*.
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The smell of a burning Qur'an
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Our new First Lady IN A GLAZE OF VASELINE
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Muhammad (PBUH)
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PBR (Before the hipsters liked it)
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zimboe posted:Pork cracklin's drowned in Tabasco sauce with a Mason jar o' shine on the side while sittin on an old couch in the front yaad talkin about how to be gettin' that old Galaxy 500 to run agin. poo poo Joe, les' jes stick that old tractor battery you got innit an pour some alky in the carb, we'll get that ol' whore a runnin' like a bitch in heat and take 'er on down to the Demo Derby over by Gatlinburg. Them old Ford gunboats are mighty strong muthafuckers. Joe: AMURRICA, gently caress YEAH*hick*! zimboe has issued a correction as of 20:35 on Jun 16, 2016 |
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Armbands and dressing really sharply.
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Rollin' coal.
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Having an actual job.
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Having multiple jobs.
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Rapidly contracting echo chambers. And The Nuuuuuge!
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Real story: I was on a job in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, better known as the hometown of the female Elvis, Dolly Parton. I met her in person once, she's such a cute teeny little graceful thing, like a life-size Tinkerbell. Came up to my shoulder about. But I thinx she has the best voice in America. ... Soo, as a dedicated drunk, I wants booze, but it's a dry county. I'm a standin' in the store bitching about it and this guy behind me in full Hillbilly drag sez, "Yew can get all the booze yah want down in Gatlinburg!" There was a God-Damned four-lane highway from Pigeon forge to G-town. And the very first building I see at the border was- A fucken church. The second was a "Package Store". I goes in. Huge place, completely dedicated to booze. not one square inch for snacks, key-chains, hillbilly totches, booze booze and only booze. The pure capitalist purity of the efficiency of the use of the real estate touched my heart. ... Trump supporters love Dolly Parton. Really. If you badmouth Dolly in Pigeon Forge, you're gonna get stomped flat.
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