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Alucard Nacirema
Apr 22, 2008

by exmarx
Traditional values

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



stompin' mudholes in thems what don't look right

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Having no job.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
We're going to like things in this thread. We're going to like so many things so much, you'll beg us to stop posting things you like. But we're going to keep posting. And you'll like it.

Look, I know a lot of people who don't like things. Great people, wonderful people, but they're idiots. America was built on liking things. You think Obama's here to like things? I'll tell you right now, he doesn't like anything. He's a loser, a complete loser. Sad!

Vote for Trump and he'll like things. He'll like things more than the entire history of things that were liked. So simple!

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

Bernie thread is.... oops I guess they gassed it sorry.

Don We Now
Apr 18, 2005

For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.




zimboe posts

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

zimboe posted:

For a change, a First Lady that doesn't look like a dump truck in drag.

I mean its been nigh on 65 years since the president's wife wasn't a raggedy lookin' old hosebag.
...

A good sign idea:

TRUMP 2016!
(Well at least we'll get a hot First Lady outta the deal)

An unexpectedly kind opinion of Bess Truman right here

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot
Thinking and speaking 'Bigly'
Big buildings
Broads with Big boobs
Filing for big bankruptcies
Big bigotry
Big betting
Big beer bottles
Big betrayals
Big bestiality
Big bratwursts
Big broad bragging bombastic bigoted buffoonery of the 'bigliest' order


'We're gonna do big things people, big things. The bigliest things you will ever see. Just watch. It will be so bigly it will knock your socks off...'

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

paul manafort

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
what does "globalisation" mean?
Does that mean I gotta have some third world diaper wearin' mutt that shits in the street have a crack at my job?
gently caress you.
...
And gently caress every liberal mutt-lovin' catlady types that never saw a rat in the gutter that wasn't as cute as a tiny puppy.
gently caress you too.
TRUMP 2016
He couldn't make it much worse.
...
There are about eight billion people on earth now, and about six billion of 'em are:
USELESS BUMS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER TO MAN EXCEPT THEIR BOTTOMLESS GULLETS AND LIMITLESS GONADS
loving self replicating Xerox machines.
...
Search Google for the poem "Citizen Bacillus."by John Brunner, you garbage -loving liberals.
Excerpt:
"The poo poo with which you clogged the drains."
...
Liberals have damaged garbage filters so their minds fill up with windblown trashy ideas like litter blowing into a corner.
You are so damaged logically that you can have no place in civil debate- as you are consumed with pathogenic mimetic disease and incapable of reasoned and functional thought.
You are Infected: you are without human reason. You might as well be zombies.
You certainly should not have the vote- anymore than a damaged schizophrenic should.

Hence my term for you lot: GARBAGEHEADS. YOU ARE GARBAGEHEADS.

You are not capable of self protective reasoning. You are incapable of recognizing those that would consume you.
You have rejected valuable Hate, which means you cannot recognize the Enemy. You are therefore no better than RABBITS and FOOD ANIMALS.

Wake up fools, back flush your horseshit filters. to do otherwise is at your peril.
And to mine, you clueless damaged cunts.

I will not join you in the predators jaws, you weaklings, you culls, you got no business breathing my valuable air.

E: yeh, I gotta good buzz on.
E:
I imagine I'll get some poo poo for this post: but refute my reasoning.
but Hell, this is Zimboe talkin'.
Don't wanna dissapoint yah, folks.

zimboe has issued a correction as of 20:09 on Jun 20, 2016

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Chokes McGee posted:

We're going to like things in this thread. We're going to like so many things so much, you'll beg us to stop posting things you like. But we're going to keep posting. And you'll like it.

Look, I know a lot of people who don't like things. Great people, wonderful people, but they're idiots. America was built on liking things. You think Obama's here to like things? I'll tell you right now, he doesn't like anything. He's a loser, a complete loser. Sad!

Vote for Trump and he'll like things. He'll like things more than the entire history of things that were liked. So simple!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Smoot-Hawley

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
I appreciate your optimism, it's nice, but these days I find more to dislike than like.
A hundred years from now, historians will call this the Stupid Ages.

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot
Classic cars on cement bricks in the yard

Vehicles that speak to them and counsel them to kill people

loving women they can't be seen as being romantically linked with in public, sisters, nieces, daughters, neighbors' daughters...

Living in isolated locations where this can escape notice and the intervention of law enforcement.

Internet screeds about the benefits of owning personal drones

Complete control of their womenfolk through extensive psychological and physical violence and abuse

Taking mugshots on their way to being sentenced as a registered sex offender

The "Red Pill" forum on Reddit

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
their friends holding them back in a bar fight

homoerotic humor with their bros

the X Pac crotch chop

oakleys around the back of their head

choking escorts

console gaming

tactical gear

bugout bags

bacon

sperrys

mike rowe

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Honkys.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Bacon.
Vast shitloads of bacon on everything.
Bacon donuts, bacon waffles, ham steak McMuffins with triple bacon, beans 'n bacon, bacon w' beans, bacon lattes, bacon flavored condoms for Betty Sue, the possibillities are endless.
...
Invest now.
Yah jes' can't go wrong with more bacon.

MORE BACON 2016!
MAKE AMERICA EVEN FATTER!

it's our best weapon against the Terrists.
We can just fall on 'em and crush 'em flat like Islamic meat pancakes.
WITH BACON!

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot
Mac N Cheese Filled Cheetos

Warm Gatorade

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot
Bacon wrapped shotguns

Mealy mouthed unqualified political candidates

Sunburns and the look of freshly peeled orange fruit they give you

Blotchy bloated leathery skin suits spouting half truths and aphorisms

Weak Hillary burns

The darkest corners of Reddit

Picking up hookers on a local street corner in Texas

Texit becoming a thing like Brexit did ( though to be fair we all want Texas to secede already)

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Splodey heads

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

sheriff clinton

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
not all trump fans like banging their sister, but everyone banging their sister likes trump

mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.
Keeping the Federal government away from their SSA benefits

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Spending more on truck accessories than they did on their actual truck

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


TBeats posted:

not all trump fans like banging their sister, but everyone banging their sister likes trump

a not necessary but sufficient condition! TRUMP!!

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot
Lawn mower commercials

Conspiracy theorist documentaries

Banging their sisters in law in addition to their biological sisters

Bigamy

Desolate motels in the middle of nowhere

Lost spring breakers

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

working

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Milo Yannimetropolis or whatever that Limey clown's name is.

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot
Failing to see any differences between Trump and Sanders

Forming political opinions on little or no information

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


taking the lead in swing states

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot
Unironic 5 year dissertations on the importance of emails

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
interracial pornography

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
spanking their children in public areas

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

Phobophilia posted:

interracial pornography

While actively and daily engaging in rants about the evils of 'miscegenation' with anyone willing to listen

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
TP

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

comes along bort posted:

spanking their children in public areas

So true!

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Fidel Castronaut posted:

their friends holding them back in a bar fight

homoerotic humor with their bros

the X Pac crotch chop

oakleys around the back of their head

choking escorts

console gaming

tactical gear

bugout bags

bacon

sperrys

mike rowe

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot
Leftist programs

Social programs

Unions

Labour Rights

:smugdon:

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The Trump AR

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StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
Vladimir Putin

Saddam Hussein

the Tiananmen Square crackdown

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