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regis: and now heres the $500,000 question. which one of these is most valuable in life? a. money b. power c. health d. family me: uh... gently caress
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May 25, 2016 00:04
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Sounds like a lot of pressure, OP. Can I just get paid like a millionaire or do I absolutely have to take the title too? |
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May 25, 2016 00:05
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I am The Fury posted:Sounds like a lot of pressure, OP. Can I just get paid like a millionaire or do I absolutely have to take the title too? whatever you like, you just have to answer one last question: when was the last time you called your mom? a. less than a week ago b. a week ago c. a month ago d. a year or more ago
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May 25, 2016 00:13
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TWIST FIST posted:whatever you like, you just have to answer one last question: when was the last time you called your mom? More than b less than c. Went with her and some other family to a jazz festival and then spent an afternoon with her and my dad for mothers day. |
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May 25, 2016 00:16
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i will buy a whole new family
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May 25, 2016 00:25
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I am The Fury posted:More than b less than c. Went with her and some other family to a jazz festival and then spent an afternoon with her and my dad for mothers day. hmm ok. congrats you win!!!! 
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May 25, 2016 00:28
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treasure bear posted:i will buy a whole new family https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIeuNZ0nCkg
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May 25, 2016 00:28
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you: Okay regis. I know my mom's out there watching.. I'm gonna go with... D. Family. final answer. Regis: you're unbelievable |
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May 25, 2016 00:28
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me: hmm this is a hard question but i think my answer is c regis: is that your final answer me: if you think about it what certainty is there really in life. whats here today may be gone tomorrow in an instant. all we can hope for in life is to keep moving forward, without regrets regis: drat
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May 25, 2016 00:30
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i'd like to ask the audience
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May 25, 2016 00:31
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regis: so you wanna be a millionaire? me: sure i guess. regis: eckssell-*clears throat* excellent! i just need you to sign a few things and answer a few questions me: but i already answered a question regis: *eyes flicker* what's a few more? me: is this one of the questions? regis: is that your final answer? |
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May 25, 2016 00:32
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HighwireAct posted:i'd like to ask the audience okay lets wait while the audience inputs their answers 78% of the audience says the moral of the story "the man the boy and the donkey" is..... b. do not bow down to peer pressure
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May 25, 2016 00:38
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TWIST FIST posted:78% of the audience says the moral of the story "the man the boy and the donkey" is..... i fell right into their trap and i have no one to blame but myself
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May 25, 2016 00:43
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Can I phone a friend? I'm out of minutes and really miss him 
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May 25, 2016 00:58
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I do. What's the million dollar question? I want to cut to the chase.
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May 25, 2016 01:03
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*me waiting for my turn on the show, my eyes scanning over my nervous family and friends, dollar amounts flashing in my mind as i look them over*
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May 25, 2016 02:11
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I'm going to just make my millions the old fashion way - by selling my fantastic line of It Works! beauty products |
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May 25, 2016 05:06
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Matoi Ryuko posted:I do. What's the million dollar question? I want to cut to the chase. there are 15 questions. the first question, for $100 is: Nan-in, a Japanese master during the Meiji era (1868-1912), received a university professor who came to inquire about Zen. Nan-in served tea. He poured his visitor's cup full, and then kept on pouring. The professor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. "It is overfull. No more will go in!" "Like this cup," Nan-in said, "you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?"
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May 25, 2016 07:29
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that nan-in dude sounds like a right dick |
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May 25, 2016 07:32
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I am The Fury posted:Can I phone a friend? I'm out of minutes and really miss him this guy gets it
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May 25, 2016 07:38
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me: im going to use my lifeline to phone a friend regis: okay who are you going to call me: im going to call my friend ben from middle school me: hahaha look at me now ben. you always picked on me in middle school but guess what: im going to be rich. haha looks like i was the more successful one in the end. bet you wish you didnt bully me now huh ben: uh great. thats really cool. can i hang up now i need to vacuum my house me: wait ben, whats the capital of norway
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May 25, 2016 07:38
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TWIST FIST posted:me: im going to use my lifeline to phone a friend
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May 25, 2016 08:13
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TWIST FIST posted:me: im going to use my lifeline to phone a friend I think it's Haagan Daas ---------------- |
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May 25, 2016 08:35
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TWIST FIST posted:there are 15 questions. the first question, for $100 is: Hmm, I've seen easier million dollar questions.
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May 25, 2016 08:40
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That question is so difficult I no longer want to be a millionaire.
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May 25, 2016 08:40
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Matoi Ryuko posted:That question is so difficult I no longer want to be a millionaire. you are enlightened cuntman.net fucked around with this message at 08:47 on May 25, 2016
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May 25, 2016 08:45
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Matoi Ryuko posted:That question is so difficult I no longer want to be a millionaire. This is amazing |
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May 25, 2016 09:49
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lmbo calrissian posted:This is amazing I was wrong, now I long for the simple life once more. To be free once more from the pitfalls of monetary desires!!
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May 25, 2016 10:09
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The life of the samurai is spent in honorable poverty, only in doing so are they rewarded. 
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May 25, 2016 10:09
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i'd like to start a new career as a well-paid rich person
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May 25, 2016 11:41
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TWIST FIST posted:me: im going to use my lifeline to phone a friend lol |
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May 25, 2016 12:32
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TWIST FIST posted:me: im going to use my lifeline to phone a friend
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May 25, 2016 12:38
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the show is cancelled now because once when Regis asksed "Who wants to be a millionaire" a person just yelled out "It's me! The answer is ME! I wanna be a millionaire!". thus exposing a gaping loophole in the show's premise. |
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May 25, 2016 12:41
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I would like to phone a friend, regis. The king of Norway. |
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May 25, 2016 12:42
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TWIST FIST posted:whatever you like, you just have to answer one last question: when was the last time you called your mom? Okay I'm going to use my 50/50 TWIST FIST posted:whatever you like, you just have to answer one last question: when was the last time you called your mom? :/ |
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May 25, 2016 13:28
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regis and me back stage after i win the big bux, aka the millions. regis: you must be quite excited to be a millionaire me: yes i am quite excited regis. regis: hehe i bet... *pulls a lever which opens a trap door under my feet. i fall into a pit of money where i am trapped for the rest of my life.* |
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May 26, 2016 05:11
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sorry that got dark |
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May 26, 2016 05:12
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i'm scared
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May 26, 2016 05:13
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TWIST FIST posted:there are 15 questions. the first question, for $100 is: i know the answer to this one and its to slap the monk for being clever, god hates that ---------------- |
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