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dont be im okay it was just a messed up joke i made. i dont think regis would ever trap somebody in a pit of money. |
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yeah regis would do something like put the money at one end of a collapsing hallway and the exit at the other end so the contestant has to choose between the money and their life
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May 26, 2016 05:32
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treasure bear posted:i will buy a whole new family Are you going to replace your family, or just have two families? |
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May 26, 2016 18:36
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May 26, 2016 18:38
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me: heh. who DOES want that? you can't take it with you, anyway. regis: now introducing, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire In Heaven-Bucks!! me: drat
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May 27, 2016 23:08
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me, lording it over everyone in the afterlife due to my millions in assorted afterlife currency: I told you my reward was in heaven, fuckers
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May 27, 2016 23:15
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I wanna be a millionaire... |
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May 28, 2016 02:19
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treasure bear posted:i will buy a whole new family Why not just sell your first one and be without a family? |
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May 28, 2016 03:20
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blaise rascal posted:me, lording it over everyone in the afterlife due to my millions in assorted afterlife currency: I told you my reward was in heaven, fuckers me: hmm i think the answer is c *earth shakes, clouds clear from the sky, room is filled with a fire that burns nothing and no one, a voice rings from the heavens*: IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER
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May 28, 2016 20:49
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"Okay Shaggy, now for the million dollar question! How do magnets work? Is it A.) The motion of ele-" "Let me stop you there Regis. Everyone knows that nobody knows how loving magnets work, this is unfair" "Oh geez, this is embarrassing, I didn't know it was an impossible question. I guess we can just skip it. Congratulations Mr. 2 Dope, you are now a millionaire!" |
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May 29, 2016 03:47
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GEExCEE posted:I wanna be a millionaire... Is that your final answer? |
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May 29, 2016 18:30
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Regis: Now, for $1,000,000, are you ready? Contestant: Yes. Regis: What would you do, with your $1,000,000? A. Spend it fighting the HIV epidemic in Africa? B. Help your cousins family who's overburdened with medical bills ever since your cousin started undergoing chemotherapy? C. Support your friends and family who helped engineer the circumstances that led to the opportunity presented to you today? D. Spend it greedily on personal belongings to live a lavish life while others suffer? Contestant: I'd like to use my phone a friend to call my priest. Regis: God can't save you now. |
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May 29, 2016 18:47
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regis: ok kevin, it's all happening. now for the $500000 question: you're missing your son's recital right now. what kind of recital is it? a: piano recital b: clarinet recital c: ballet recital d: baseball recital kevin: uh, i'd like to call his mother regis: ...well, we tried, kevin, but she said she wasn't sure you were friends even before the divorce ~sig~ |
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May 29, 2016 19:02
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:regis: ok kevin, it's all happening. now for the $500000 question: you're missing your son's recital right now. what kind of recital is it?
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May 29, 2016 19:03
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:regis: ok kevin, it's all happening. now for the $500000 question: you're missing your son's recital right now. what kind of recital is it?
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Ace of Baes posted:Regis: Now, for $1,000,000, are you ready? Heartbroken 2Twice posted:regis: ok kevin, it's all happening. now for the $500000 question: you're missing your son's recital right now. what kind of recital is it? |
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May 30, 2016 14:57
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:regis: ok kevin, it's all happening. now for the $500000 question: you're missing your son's recital right now. what kind of recital is it? |
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Regis: Alright Leon, here we are, the 500,000 dollar question and no lifelines left. Are you ready? Leon: Ready as I'll ever be! Regis: Alright. You're in a desert, walking along the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and you flip the tortois over on its back, Leon. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. A) I'm not helping B) Austro-Hungary C) My mother D) Alienation through proceduralism
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Jun 1, 2016 17:20
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mind-blowing fact: this show is still on TV and making new episodes
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Jun 3, 2016 16:33
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I'm a hundredaire! |
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Jun 3, 2016 17:41
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Ein cooler Typ posted:mind-blowing fact: this show is still on TV and making new episodes can confirm. the new season is going to tape in las vegas. ---------------- |
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Jun 9, 2016 03:44
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I heard one of the winners of this show went to jail for tax evasion oh wait that was survivor pay your taxes folks |
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Jun 11, 2016 05:26
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that was the nudist guy. guess he thought that because he didnt wear clothes he didnt have to pay taxes. i used to think that too. |
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Jun 11, 2016 07:34
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richard hatcher whose wikipedia page i am now reading appeared on the australian version of wwtbam but lost to the question "what is 11x12" which honestly is bullshit. who the gently caress throws a math question at you? |
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Jun 11, 2016 07:39
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TWIST FIST posted:me: hmm this is a hard question but i think my answer is c Heartbroken 2Twice posted:regis: ok kevin, it's all happening. now for the $500000 question: you're missing your son's recital right now. what kind of recital is it? CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Jun 12, 2016 03:18
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Ein cooler Typ posted:mind-blowing fact: this show is still on TV and making new episodes please dont troll |
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The Goatfather posted:please dont troll they ain't -- i was a contestant back in 2014. |
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Jun 14, 2016 01:27
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:they ain't -- i was a contestant back in 2014. whoa really did you win anything
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Jun 14, 2016 01:50
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TWIST FIST posted:whoa really walked out at the hundred-thousand dollar question because i didn't know what product used "i'm not a doctor, but i play one on tv." sixty grand plus change ain't nothing to sneeze at for roughly the same experience as waiting in line for a roller coaster. Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Jun 14, 2016 |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:walked out at the hundred-thousand dollar question because i didn't know what product used "i'm not a doctor, but i play one on tv." sixty grand plus change ain't nothing to sneeze at for roughly the same experience as waiting in line for a roller coaster. yeah thats pretty good, much better than the goon who won $1000 from jeopardy lol
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Jun 14, 2016 06:08
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what did you spend the money on
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Jun 14, 2016 18:13
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MrWillsauce posted:what did you spend the money on boring poo poo, mostly -- paid on my student loan, paid off my car, lived off of it while i was unemployed. i did buy a game show set, tho:  and a truck to haul it all in. |
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TWIST FIST posted:yeah thats pretty good, much better than the goon who won $1000 from jeopardy lol bah, i ain't gonna give them a hard time -- i've been trying to get on jeopardy since the teen tournament of 1996. |
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Jun 14, 2016 21:59
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I think you might just be my ticket to a date with drew carey or as he's now known skinny drew carey
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Jun 15, 2016 04:16
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My yearbook teacher in high school was on millionaire and got knocked out on the second or third question because neither he nor the audience knew when thanksgiving was. |
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yeah sounds like the type of person who would get relegated to "yearbook teacher"
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Jun 15, 2016 19:25
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how does someone get a bachelors in yearbooks and not even know one of the most important days of the year. man college is a joke
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wait drew careys skinny now? for some reason that makes me feel really old and I don't know why |
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Slugnoid posted:wait drew careys skinny now? for some reason that makes me feel really old and I don't know why You lost your innocence and grew old the day you learned that cleveland does not actually rock |
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drew carey being skinny has been a thing for so long now that I'm not sure he's even skinny anymore
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