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alnilam

TWIST FIST posted:

whatever you like, you just have to answer one last question: when was the last time you called your mom?
a. less than a week ago
b. a week ago
c. a month ago
d. a year or more ago

Okay I'm going to use my 50/50

TWIST FIST posted:

whatever you like, you just have to answer one last question: when was the last time you called your mom?


c. a month ago
d. a year or more ago

:/

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alnilam

Ace of Baes posted:

Regis: Now, for $1,000,000, are you ready?

Contestant: Yes.

Regis: What would you do, with your $1,000,000?

A. Spend it fighting the HIV epidemic in Africa?

B. Help your cousins family who's overburdened with medical bills ever since your cousin started undergoing chemotherapy?

C. Support your friends and family who helped engineer the circumstances that led to the opportunity presented to you today?

D. Spend it greedily on personal belongings to live a lavish life while others suffer?


Contestant: I'd like to use my phone a friend to call my priest.

Regis: God can't save you now.

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

regis: ok kevin, it's all happening. now for the $500000 question: you're missing your son's recital right now. what kind of recital is it?
a: piano recital
b: clarinet recital
c: ballet recital
d: baseball recital
kevin: uh, i'd like to call his mother
regis: ...well, we tried, kevin, but she said she wasn't sure you were friends even before the divorce

alnilam

Regis: Alright Leon, here we are, the 500,000 dollar question and no lifelines left. Are you ready?
Leon: Ready as I'll ever be!

Regis: Alright. You're in a desert, walking along the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and you flip the tortois over on its back, Leon. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help.

A) I'm not helping
B) Austro-Hungary
C) My mother
D) Alienation through proceduralism



ty manifisto

alnilam

Slugnoid posted:

wait drew careys skinny now? for some reason that makes me feel really old and I don't know why

You lost your innocence and grew old the day you learned that cleveland does not actually rock

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