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regis: and now heres the $500,000 question. which one of these is most valuable in life? a. money b. power c. health d. family me: uh... gently caress
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May 25, 2016 00:04
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I am The Fury posted:Sounds like a lot of pressure, OP. Can I just get paid like a millionaire or do I absolutely have to take the title too? whatever you like, you just have to answer one last question: when was the last time you called your mom? a. less than a week ago b. a week ago c. a month ago d. a year or more ago
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May 25, 2016 00:13
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I am The Fury posted:More than b less than c. Went with her and some other family to a jazz festival and then spent an afternoon with her and my dad for mothers day. hmm ok. congrats you win!!!! 
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May 25, 2016 00:28
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treasure bear posted:i will buy a whole new family https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIeuNZ0nCkg
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May 25, 2016 00:28
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me: hmm this is a hard question but i think my answer is c regis: is that your final answer me: if you think about it what certainty is there really in life. whats here today may be gone tomorrow in an instant. all we can hope for in life is to keep moving forward, without regrets regis: drat
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May 25, 2016 00:30
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HighwireAct posted:i'd like to ask the audience okay lets wait while the audience inputs their answers 78% of the audience says the moral of the story "the man the boy and the donkey" is..... b. do not bow down to peer pressure
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May 25, 2016 00:38
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Matoi Ryuko posted:I do. What's the million dollar question? I want to cut to the chase. there are 15 questions. the first question, for $100 is: Nan-in, a Japanese master during the Meiji era (1868-1912), received a university professor who came to inquire about Zen. Nan-in served tea. He poured his visitor's cup full, and then kept on pouring. The professor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. "It is overfull. No more will go in!" "Like this cup," Nan-in said, "you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?"
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May 25, 2016 07:29
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I am The Fury posted:Can I phone a friend? I'm out of minutes and really miss him this guy gets it
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May 25, 2016 07:38
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me: im going to use my lifeline to phone a friend regis: okay who are you going to call me: im going to call my friend ben from middle school me: hahaha look at me now ben. you always picked on me in middle school but guess what: im going to be rich. haha looks like i was the more successful one in the end. bet you wish you didnt bully me now huh ben: uh great. thats really cool. can i hang up now i need to vacuum my house me: wait ben, whats the capital of norway
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May 25, 2016 07:38
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Matoi Ryuko posted:That question is so difficult I no longer want to be a millionaire. you are enlightened cuntman.net fucked around with this message at 08:47 on May 25, 2016
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May 25, 2016 08:45
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yeah regis would do something like put the money at one end of a collapsing hallway and the exit at the other end so the contestant has to choose between the money and their life
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May 26, 2016 05:32
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blaise rascal posted:me, lording it over everyone in the afterlife due to my millions in assorted afterlife currency: I told you my reward was in heaven, fuckers me: hmm i think the answer is c *earth shakes, clouds clear from the sky, room is filled with a fire that burns nothing and no one, a voice rings from the heavens*: IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER
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May 28, 2016 20:49
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:they ain't -- i was a contestant back in 2014. whoa really did you win anything
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Jun 14, 2016 01:50
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:walked out at the hundred-thousand dollar question because i didn't know what product used "i'm not a doctor, but i play one on tv." sixty grand plus change ain't nothing to sneeze at for roughly the same experience as waiting in line for a roller coaster. yeah thats pretty good, much better than the goon who won $1000 from jeopardy lol
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