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regis: ok kevin, it's all happening. now for the $500000 question: you're missing your son's recital right now. what kind of recital is it? a: piano recital b: clarinet recital c: ballet recital d: baseball recital kevin: uh, i'd like to call his mother regis: ...well, we tried, kevin, but she said she wasn't sure you were friends even before the divorce ~sig~ |
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congrats Hackman Fan. i'm proud that here in byob we have someone who is at least part millionaire.
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guy who won everything on 'millionaire': *picks up phone* hello? kidnapper: listen very carefully. we're not loving around this time. tell us where the money is or your daughter bites it guy: hmmm. well, regis, i'd like to phone a friend kidnapper: ...i'm sorry? guy: my lifeline. phone a friend kidnapper: ...i'll put her on i guess? daughter: daddy help i don't know where we are but i could swear i heard a rare native species of bir -- guy: now honey i know you're excited and it's a big moment, but gee, i just don't know how to answer this one. what do you think? daughter: what guy: where's the money? c'mon, we've only got... 10 seconds left. daughter: daddy no this isn't -- guy: oh gosh! rats. time's up. what a stumper kidnapper: the gently caress, guy? tell us where the loving money is guy: gee regis. i just don't know! 'ask the audience' kidnapper: jesus gently caress! ...hey bryce, come over here and tell him we're not loving around bryce: we said no names, jayden! no naaaaaames! jayden: gently caress! gently caress! look, we'll do this your way: a. you tell us where the money is, b. we shoot and kill your daughter. what is your final answer? guy: (heavy breathing) jayden: WELL? guy: ...50/50, regis! *sound of gunfire* ~sig~ |
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