who wants to be a millionaire

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HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

i'd like to ask the audience

# ¿ May 25, 2016 00:31

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 00:20

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

TWIST FIST posted:

78% of the audience says the moral of the story "the man the boy and the donkey" is.....
b. do not bow down to peer pressure

i fell right into their trap and i have no one to blame but myself

# ¿ May 25, 2016 00:43

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

TWIST FIST posted:

me: im going to use my lifeline to phone a friend

regis: okay who are you going to call

me: im going to call my friend ben from middle school

me: hahaha look at me now ben. you always picked on me in middle school but guess what: im going to be rich. haha looks like i was the more successful one in the end. bet you wish you didnt bully me now huh

ben: uh great. thats really cool. can i hang up now i need to vacuum my house

me: wait ben, whats the capital of norway

# ¿ May 25, 2016 08:13

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

i'm scared

# ¿ May 26, 2016 05:13

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

regis: ok kevin, it's all happening. now for the $500000 question: you're missing your son's recital right now. what kind of recital is it?
a: piano recital
b: clarinet recital
c: ballet recital
d: baseball recital
kevin: uh, i'd like to call his mother
regis: ...well, we tried, kevin, but she said she wasn't sure you were friends even before the divorce

# ¿ May 29, 2016 20:47

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