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Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

African AIDS cum posted:

He thought she was a burglar!

Still too soon.

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EC10
Jan 17, 2005

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straight up brolic posted:

lmao that failing at this fake tournament made messi and mascherano retire internationally before the world cup. Insanely good.

before the world cups in... Qatar and Russia?

checks out actually.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Of course, Maradona tumbles in - http://sports.yahoo.com/news/maradona-urges-messi-shelve-plans-quit-argentina-105833035--sow.html

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
It's obvious they don't get along so well in that dressing room, they get to finals because they have so much quality and the rivals they get are usually really poor but that pic of them in the dressing room all staring at their phones after beating Venezuela says it all.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Maradona is poo poo and dumb.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

El Hefe posted:

It's obvious they don't get along so well in that dressing room, they get to finals because they have so much quality and the rivals they get are usually really poor but that pic of them in the dressing room all staring at their phones after beating Venezuela says it all.

probably because beating Venezuela isn't any kind of special achievement and is actually expected from nearly all international teams in god's green earth

KFBR392
Jan 21, 2016

by Cowcaster

Mean Bean Machine posted:

probably because beating Venezuela isn't any kind of special achievement and is actually expected from nearly all international teams in god's green earth

Or they were all eager to get back on Grindr in an America city with lots of sexy gay rear end, but really who's to say, we're all just making educated guesses.

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Mean Bean Machine posted:

probably because beating Venezuela isn't any kind of special achievement and is actually expected from nearly all international teams in god's green earth

Much like when Portugal beat Iceland in the Euro

Oh wait

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
uefa supremacy!!!!!

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
This was a good tournament

-Uruguay getting bounced in groups
-Brazil getting bounced in groups because of a handball goal
-golazos
-USA topping their group
-Mexico losing 7-0
-The entire Argentine team quitting after higuain missed a tournament winner for the 100th time and messi missed a penalty shot
-Orozco slapping a Colombian for being a bitch

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Seltzer posted:

This was a good tournament

-Uruguay getting bounced in groups
-Brazil getting bounced in groups because of a handball goal
-golazos
-USA topping their group
-Mexico losing 7-0
-The entire Argentine team quitting after higuain missed a tournament winner for the 100th time and messi missed a penalty shot
-Orozco slapping a Colombian for being a bitch

Good job on topping your group in the fake Copa America and only getting eliminated by 4-0 instead of those losers Mexicans who somehow managed to lose 7-0, a whole 3 more goals. Quite the achievement, I tip my hat to you, good sir. Mayhap a trophy is in order?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Good job on topping your group in the fake Copa America and only getting eliminated by 4-0 instead of those losers Mexicans who somehow managed to lose 7-0, a whole 3 more goals. Quite the achievement, I tip my hat to you, good sir. Mayhap a trophy is in order?

Um, maybe you've heard of the 4th place trophy? Idiot.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
Other good things the hosts of this tournament the USMNT has done- bounce the Portuguese golden generation out of the 2002 WC, bounce Portugal with "the worlds best player" out of the the 2014 world cup.

Shrapnig posted:

Um, maybe you've heard of the 4th place trophy? Idiot.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
I don't understand why everyone is talking about Portugal here. Portugal is in Europe, you ignorant Americans!

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

advanced statsman posted:

I don't understand why everyone is talking about Portugal here. Portugal is in Europe, you ignorant Americans!

Is it OK to talk about England then?

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
if England joined concacaf they'd win the gold cup every time imo

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

advanced statsman posted:

if England joined concacaf they'd win the gold cup every time imo

Not to be shown up in shittery, England would definitely get worse and still lose every tournament hilariously.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



advanced statsman posted:

I don't understand why everyone is talking about Portugal here. Portugal is in Europe, you ignorant Americans!

One of these posters is a bitchmade portagee. When I figure out which one it is, :bahgawd:


advanced statsman posted:

if England joined concacaf they'd win the gold cup every time imo

Lessee....Costa Rica bounced England, who never got out of their group last World Cup. Checks out!

KFBR392
Jan 21, 2016

by Cowcaster
I'm sorry I made fun of the fact that members of the Argentinian use Grindr after games. Even though it's true and funny it really didn't add much too this thread and I'll work on contributing more relevant material when and if I post.

Thanks.

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Portugal is the Iberian West Virginia.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Mods gas thread, ban OP and KFBR392

in the meantime check out Alexis' ankle today



tbh looking at the stomp it could have been way worse

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Arsenal DNA.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:

Simone Poodoin posted:

Mods gas thread, ban OP and KFBR392

in the meantime check out Alexis' ankle today



tbh looking at the stomp it could have been way worse

welp he's out for the remainder of this year. jeez

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

you can ban PITUAE as much as you like, he'll just keep coming back.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Vinestalk posted:

you can ban PITUAE as much as you like, he'll just keep coming back.

We like to call this a revenue stream.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Vinestalk posted:

you can ban PITUAE as much as you like, he'll just keep coming back.

He was drat civil as that guy, I gotta say. It's like buddhist reincarnation, he's gonna be a bodhisattva in another couple regs. :jerry:

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
free pituae!


uefa supremacy!!!

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



advanced statsman posted:

free pituae!


uefa is boring and sucks!!!

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
mambo no... !

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

I'm still celebrating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni6YeKlKIZk

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

Gigi Galli posted:

We like to call this a revenue stream.

please change his next re-reg's name to this

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Aug 31, 2004


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Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

But he quit because of the Olympic Games?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
He quit because he called 55 players to play the olympics and he only had 8 available because teams didn't want to release their players, plus the whole losing two finals and getting Messi to quit...

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Aug 31, 2004


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Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Weaponized Cum posted:

he quit because he's a bitch. real men get fired

are you immortal technique?

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