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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Why are the dancers wearing jorts over their leotards

Why is any of this

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Benne posted:

Why are the dancers wearing jorts over their leotards

Why is any of this

jorts are an important part of american culture that the rest of the world must know about

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007

Benne posted:

Why are the dancers wearing jorts over their leotards

Why is any of this

God forbid a young child witness a sliver of rear end meat.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I hate this hype man

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Mr. Mambold posted:

Sorry, I gotta mute this gay poo poo.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




with the exception of Diana Ross' penalty, opening ceremonies have always been poo poo and needless

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
they tried really hard to convince me derulo is somebody

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

can't wait for the USA to coast to an easy victory after James tears his ACL planting his foot in a divot created by the asinine pregame show

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

can't wait for the USA to coast to an easy victory after James tears his ACL planting his foot in a divot created by the asinine pregame show

that'd be good

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Tonight's referee is Roberto Garcia Orozco from Mexico. Garcia did the USA's 1-1 draw with Panama in the group stage at the Gold Cup last summer.

Crowd looked very pro Colombia from what I could see, so that's cool

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

chaoslord posted:

Tonight's referee is Roberto Garcia Orozco from Mexico. Garcia did the USA's 1-1 draw with Panama in the group stage at the Gold Cup last summer.

Crowd looked very pro Colombia from what I could see, so that's cool

American fans outnumbered by fans of a Spanish speaking country? Why I never!

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

American fans outnumbered by fans of a Spanish speaking country? Why I never!

It's not surprising, no, but I keep hoping that one day it'll stop happening

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Bedoya in the tunnel- dweebface in the house

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

this music needs some work

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Mr. Mambold posted:

Bedoya in the tunnel- dweebface in the house

Beckerman isn't starting so at least nobody has to worry about catching lice

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007

I feel like James is going to wreck poo poo.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Josh Lyman posted:

I am upset this tournament exists and it makes me wish Euros started today instead.

gently caress off

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



A terrible adidas kit??!!? I can't believe it!

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Simone Poodoin posted:

A terrible adidas kit??!!? I can't believe it!

face it, Nike's insistence that everyone use the same mediocre template isn't exactly much better

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I'm ready for some good old America getting crushed futbol.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Copa Centenario owns imo

Kiger_Soze
Feb 1, 2005
Just noticed i get FS2 but not FS1, wtf dish network?

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
The USA is going to lose and it will be for the best.

I hope James scores at least 5.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

straight up brolic posted:

Copa Centenario owns imo

it's not a real tournament imo

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Kiger_Soze posted:

Just noticed i get FS2 but not FS1, wtf dish network?

your fault for picking a poo poo and fail tv provider

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
unless we win it

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Colombia going to lose 3-0 but at least we get to peep some colombia titties

Kiger_Soze
Feb 1, 2005
Columbia wins the "hot girls in the crowd" game

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Paddyb posted:

gently caress off

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Polidoro posted:

it's not a real tournament imo
that makes it even better. As long as it's full strength lineups it's cool

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
God Bless America and all of our fake German players.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Troy Queef posted:

face it, Nike's insistence that everyone use the same mediocre template isn't exactly much better

They're both garbage OP

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Bernie sanders going to eject from one of those fighters right onto the pitch

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Joe Biden is cool.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
the FS1 announcers aren't doing a good job pretending this tournament isn't worth fuckall

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Kiger_Soze posted:

Columbia wins the "hot girls in the crowd" game

but the US just won excon looking dudes in the crowd game

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Go Biden! Go USA!

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

i like usa

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

saem. ive liked them since they beat argentina in 95

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

GeneX posted:

the FS1 announcers aren't doing a good job pretending this tournament isn't worth fuckall

No kidding. No excitement to the broadcast at all.

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