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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

So uh, Alabama hiring Steve Sarkisian?

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Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

pillsburysoldier posted:

So uh, Alabama hiring Steve Sarkisian?

Is there a reason why Nick Saban hates USC so much

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
One of his few redeeming qualities.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Adun posted:

Is there a reason why Nick Saban hates USC so much

2003 maybe? But mostly I think he just likes having a ton of good recruiters on staff. If Bama is gonna pay for him hire 5,000 former head coaches as consultants why not?

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Lane demands all his usurpers be brought in to be his personal servants before he'll consider an extension

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
Does Kiffin still get paid out the rear end from USC like Coach O does?

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Spintzel posted:

Does Kiffin still get paid out the rear end from USC like Coach O does?

Yep! Alabama has barely paid him at all. Last year Alabama paid him 680k of the 3.4 million he earned as their OC.

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

A bit of old news, but Purdue AD Morgan Burke finally has been freed of giving a poo poo about football: http://www.hammerandrails.com/2016/8/31/12727582/goodbye-morgan-burke

I've been out of touch (largely because of Burke), but if Mike Bobinski ends up giving a poo poo about football and can hire a better coach (shouldn't be hard), 4-8 seasons could be possibilities. :shobon:

In short, Darrell Hazell is loving gone.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Minto Took posted:

A bit of old news, but Purdue AD Morgan Burke finally has been freed of giving a poo poo about football: http://www.hammerandrails.com/2016/8/31/12727582/goodbye-morgan-burke

I've been out of touch (largely because of Burke), but if Mike Bobinski ends up giving a poo poo about football and can hire a better coach (shouldn't be hard), 4-8 seasons could be possibilities. :shobon:

In short, Darrell Hazell is loving gone.

Wow, this...

quote:

“Football is a $5 million opportunity,” Burke said. “We will get it. It’s a matter of how quickly we can get the fans back. The fans are there. We’ve disappointed them for three years. It’s on us to shut up and produce.”

quote:

He sees the ceiling at $5 million more. That’s it. Nevermind that said additional $5 million, if it dropped into the bank out of the sky tomorrow, would still have Purdue dead last in the Big Ten in football profit (Rutgers, in 13th, made $6.8 million in 2014-15 WITHOUT the benefit of a full big Ten media rights share).

Is amazing. They made 1.5 million on football last year. How does someone this incompetent keep that job for 23 years? Like, I don't really expect Purdue to be a national power or anything but that's like losing money running a casino.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
One week in and we already have a coordinator casualty

https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/772564438310227968

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Benne posted:

One week in and we already have a coordinator casualty

https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/772564438310227968

holy hell there's got to be more to that than just one bad game

Metal Sonichu
May 18, 2013

DJExile posted:

holy hell there's got to be more to that than just one bad game

By that logic Charlotte and Bowling Green should hang their DCs by their scrotums after their respective "games".

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Metal Sonichu posted:

By that logic Charlotte and Bowling Green should hang their DCs by their scrotums after their respective "games".

Yeah, and we're an entirely new staff with a first time head coach and quite literally 71% of the offense graduated, transferred, or declared. I had a feeling yesterday was going to blow rear end.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Les Miles will be fired this year.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

NippleFloss posted:

Les Miles will be fired this year.

A year late.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

NippleFloss posted:

Les Miles will be fired this year.

Herman to LSU seems like a thing that could very well happen. I know he has a good thing going at Houston, but he could get rocketed to a big school quickly.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Les still has Cam Cameron to fire/blame for his woes.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
wont firing Les cost them a fortune

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

go3 posted:

wont firing Les cost them a fortune

Yeah, but they have a fortune to spend (or could beg it from boosters) if they should decide to do that.

I don't think it happens now if it didn't happen last year for the record.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

swickles posted:

Les still has Cam Cameron to fire/blame for his woes.

Can't blame the guy you lobbied to keep for your failures. And it's not like the offense was good before Cam.

go3 posted:

wont firing Les cost them a fortune

It'll be around 4 million by the end of the season, so no, not that much.

Grittybeard posted:

Yeah, but they have a fortune to spend (or could beg it from boosters) if they should decide to do that.

I don't think it happens now if it didn't happen last year for the record.

If the team keeps playing like that, particularly on offense, he's absolutely gone. And it will, because that's what Les Miles teams look like.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
TECHNICALLY WEEK ONE ISN'T OVER YET AND I'M STUCK AT WORK SO WHAT THE HELL LET'S DO THE INDEPENDENT COACHES

UNTOUCHABLE

None.

SOLID

Brian Kelly - Notre Dame. Even after yesterday's loss. In reality Kelly has Notre Dame nationally relevant again, with an appearance in the BCS Championship and coming within a couple plays of running the table again last year. As Twitter noted Notre Dame's last few losses have been one-possession affairs, so it's not like the Irish are getting crushed. What keeps him from being in Untouchable is that no one at Notre Dame is ever going to be Untouchable; Knute Rockne could come back from the dead and he'd get canned if he went 8-5. Moving on would be a mistake on either side, but Notre Dame being high on their own supply is what makes it a possibility no matter the recent record.

UNDETERMINED

Kalini Sitake - BYU. Beat Arizona at a neutral site to start the year, so far so good. Should continue the pipeline of deeply-religious Polynesians and grown-rear end married men coming off a Mormon mission suiting up for the Fightin' Ty Detmers.

Mark Whipple - UMass. The Minutemen got kicked out of the MAC for refusing to park their entire bus there, so they enter the wilderness to play for pennies. It's hard to get too mad at Whipple for whatever happens; best case is that the Big 12 raids the 'Murica and UMass gets to slide in, worst case is that no one wants the Minutemen and financials force them back down to the FCS level. In-between then, Whipple and Co. will travel the world and job for cash.

HEATING UP

Todd Monken - Army. Six wins in two years wasn't a good look entering the year. It's real easy to say that West Point's demands make it prohibitive to field a decent football team now that it's no longer the 1940's, but Navy/Air Force manage to have competitive teams so I'm curious as to what makes Army's situation that much more severe. That being said, they knocked off Temple this past weekend so things are trending up. One game at the beginning of the year isn't enough to undo all the negative things Charlie Strong, so we'll have to see if Monken can make the Cadets respectable again or if someone else will have to try and dethrone the Navy juggernaut.

HE'S ON FIRE!

None. Yet.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

C. Everett Koop posted:



Brian Kelly - Notre Dame. Even after yesterday's loss. In reality Kelly has Notre Dame nationally relevant again, with an appearance in the BCS Championship and coming within a couple plays of running the table again last year. As Twitter noted Notre Dame's last few losses have been one-possession affairs, so it's not like the Irish are getting crushed.





You mean other than last year's very enjoyable Fiesta Bowl.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


kittenmittons posted:

You mean other than last year's very enjoyable Fiesta Bowl.

In ND's defense (man that sounds weird to say) they had like half their roster injured and out for that game. There was basically no way OSU wasn't going to roll them.

BK's at ND for as long as he wants to be but that's a weird rear end place and I can see how coaches can get burned out being there.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Looking at the P5 coaches I put in the NBA Jam categories:

ACC: NC State creamed Williams & Mary, BC lost in Dublin but didn't look completely terrible, and Wake limited Tulane to three points, which is good, but only scored seven points, which is bad. No changes.

Big Ten: Indiana won at FIU which they should have, Nebraska crushed Fresno St., Penn State handled Kent State, and Purdue actually beat someone. No change.

Big 12: Tech demolished Stone Cold Stephen F. Austin, Baylor annihilated Northwestern State but on-field probably won't determine Grobe's fate, Strong got a much-needed win over Notre Dame, and WF'NVU took care of a Mizzou team that doesn't know what they're doing. Move Strong to Heating Up.

Pac-12: Oregon State lost a winnable game at Minnesota which the Gophers tried to gift to them with that Midwestern hospitality, Colorado didn't just win a big game but creamed Colorado State. No change but a swap is possible.

SEC; Miles is now out of Undecided and straight up in He's On Fire! Auburn lost to Clemson despite Clemson trying to Clemson, Georgia handled UNC, SC farted their way to a win over Vandy, Tennessee deserved to lose to App State, Kentucky completely poo poo themselves against Southern Miss, A&M is the only team with a decent win and even that came after a collapse. He's On Fire! is now Miles, Malzahn, Jones, Mason, Stoops, and Sumlin, and there might be consideration for bert with his lousy win. It's not inconceivable that the SEC might turn over half of their coaches, which would be fitting for the worst P5 conference.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

C. Everett Koop posted:

He's On Fire! is now Miles, Malzahn, Jones, Mason, Stoops, and Sumlin,

Sumlin gets a boost from that win even if they almost blew it, because of dumb preseason rankings.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Grittybeard posted:

Sumlin gets a boost from that win even if they almost blew it, because of dumb preseason rankings.

It's also not impossible that UCLA is still actually good

Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
Can USC afford to fire the coach they just hired?

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

General Dog posted:

It's also not impossible that UCLA is still actually good

Well, they still look like the best Pac south team )=

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


C. Everett Koop posted:

Looking at the P5 coaches I put in the NBA Jam categories:

ACC: NC State creamed Williams & Mary, BC lost in Dublin but didn't look completely terrible, and Wake limited Tulane to three points, which is good, but only scored seven points, which is bad. No changes.

Dave Clawson himself is likely OK this season, but man I'd be surprised if his OC Warren Ruggiero survived the season. Their defense looks fine and did a hell of a job considering Tulane had 35 minutes of possession. I know they basically had nothing in terms of recruits until a bit starting last year, but good lord that offense has literally not improved at all.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


This deserves its own post. Most coaches have contracts saying "hey, don't say dumb poo poo about the school" and such. Relatively standard stuff. Barry Odom's all but puts a gun to his head if he so much as thinks of stepping out of line with Mizzou.

quote:

One is related to the tone of Odom’s public statements, the other to his treatment of players. The details of the provisions are distinct not only from those in former Missouri coach Gary Pinkel’s contract, but also from those in most — if not all — contracts for head coaches at public schools in the NCAA’s Football Bowl Subdivision.

Lack of compliance with either provision could result in Odom being fired for cause, without further compensation from a five-plus-year contract currently worth $2.35 million annually, plus more than $1.5 million in potential incentives.
...
Among 17 specific job responsibilities, Odom must: “Keep public statements complimentary to the athletic program and to the University and not engage in any business transaction or commerce, appear on any radio or television program, or in any public forum, or make statements to the media or in any public forum that is likely to bring undue criticism or discredit to the University, its curators, officers, employees or students”.

The equivalent portion of Pinkel’s contract said only that he must “Keep public statements complimentary to the athletic program and to the University”.

Odom’s failure to perform his job responsibilities would give the university the right to fire him for cause.

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

NippleFloss posted:

Les Miles will be fired this year.

In 1994, Southern Miss was the last straw that lead to Curly Hallman's firing. In 2016, they will repeat that with Les Miles.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
I'm prepared to argue on the basis of "undue" in that clause.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
BTW Kirk Ferentz extended through 2026. There will never be Iowa Football without Kirk Ferentz. There will never be Iowa without Kirk Ferentz. We will rename the state Ferentz. All hail the Ferentz State Cyclones.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

C. Everett Koop posted:

BTW Kirk Ferentz extended through 2026. There will never be Iowa Football without Kirk Ferentz. There will never be Iowa without Kirk Ferentz. We will rename the state Ferentz. All hail the Ferentz State Cyclones.

2025 but otherwise this is true

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
University of Ferentz Fighting Ferentzii

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Has any other school gone half a century with only 2 coaches?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
If we're talking NCAA, Chicago went 32 years with zero coaches

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Thoguh posted:

Has any other school gone half a century with only 2 coaches?

Penn State maybe? How long was the guy there before Paterno?

e: Yeah, Rip Engle was there for 16 years pre-Paterno.

Florida State has a chance if Jimbo's there for another 10 years.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Sep 6, 2016

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Yeah Paterno and Rip Engle.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Thoguh posted:

Has any other school gone half a century with only 2 coaches?

FSU is getting pretty close. Bowden for 33 years, now Jimbo for 7 years and counting.

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