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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Threat Level Six

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Sex Falcon
Jun 4, 2013

:parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
hong kong baroque :coolfish:

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Asperger Assvalanche

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Franco-esque.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Bust a Flimflam Imam Jam

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
mod infuriating

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

No, beta-sama, please don't :sweatdrop:

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
Shart Attack

Captain Video
Apr 4, 2016
"Verbose Bullshit", thank you for asking

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Moist

archetype_games
May 27, 2016

by zen death robot
=)

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



My posting style?

Blue Steel.



(Working on a new posting style, which I will be revealing soon; I'm gonna call it: Magnum.)

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
How could she call me such a thing? Mawkish? Me? Such an insult takes me back to my schoolboy days, reminds me of my grandmother. Hold on while I wipe away this tear, it's just I'm thinking of the day when I came home crying and found my grandmother already there, waiting for me. She had come from the city to visit me a little early. There she was, wonderful woman, sitting on the couch, and she saw me enter like I was, crestfallen-- the weight of the world encumbering my shoulders.
"Dear child what happened?" my grandmother asked.
I choked back my tears and tried to report to her what happened with coherence: "The girls in home-ec class started laughing.... we were watching a video on manners on how to properly cut spotted dick....my nose makes funny squeaks when I inhale sometimes..and the girls they made fun of me for breathing funny..and I couldn't breath..nurse said I was hyperventilating they made me breath in a bag and now everyone in class thinks i'm a dork cuz they know I can't breath right.
"Well then deary, gently caress those bitches." my dear old grandmother said to me

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Hobo jerkin it behind a dumpster

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

Medium rare

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
Trying to be funny and failing

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I only make good posts

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Abundant unfocused.

I post way too much :negative:

dogmother1776
Apr 16, 2016

Dog mom for fun

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost
Anything but late to dinner :tipshat:

archetype_games
May 27, 2016

by zen death robot
terrified, terrorized, _____??

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Fresh to death.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

archetype_games posted:

terrified, terrorized, _____??

I'm pretty sure that your style is "rapist"

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
scrunt with internet access

archetype_games
May 27, 2016

by zen death robot

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm pretty sure that your style is "rapist"

if uve been dating nero for longer than a few months im sure urs is too

Schurik
Sep 13, 2008


I'm also in my blue phase currently.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

"the long con"

Chronic Reagan
Oct 13, 2000

pictures of plastic men
Fun Shoe
infrequent

supernatural blonde
Mar 15, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
Dull with a hint of mean

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Monkey King's Power Pole Extension Mode

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

ancient sacred ball slap style

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

numberoneposter posted:

shaolin shitposting

wutang trolling

edit: shitpost killah

SOME PIG fucked around with this message at 22:28 on May 27, 2016

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Avante poo poo

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Terrible

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Blue Steel

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Im Gonna sue you for copyright infringement

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
flow

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


i dont have a name for it, but its surely something awful

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
bad

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

The Bananana posted:

Im Gonna sue you for copyright infringement

Oh poo poo

Change me to Ferrari

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