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Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
How could she call me such a thing? Mawkish? Me? Such an insult takes me back to my schoolboy days, reminds me of my grandmother. Hold on while I wipe away this tear, it's just I'm thinking of the day when I came home crying and found my grandmother already there, waiting for me. She had come from the city to visit me a little early. There she was, wonderful woman, sitting on the couch, and she saw me enter like I was, crestfallen-- the weight of the world encumbering my shoulders.
"Dear child what happened?" my grandmother asked.
I choked back my tears and tried to report to her what happened with coherence: "The girls in home-ec class started laughing.... we were watching a video on manners on how to properly cut spotted dick....my nose makes funny squeaks when I inhale sometimes..and the girls they made fun of me for breathing funny..and I couldn't breath..nurse said I was hyperventilating they made me breath in a bag and now everyone in class thinks i'm a dork cuz they know I can't breath right.
"Well then deary, gently caress those bitches." my dear old grandmother said to me

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