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Lord Humongus posted:kill jester Jester? nah, always kill Goose.
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May 31, 2016 06:21
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Join the other skeletons as if we were one of them and see where this loser is going
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May 31, 2016 07:00
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See if you can join the ranks and blend in. I had no idea you were such a fan of two fisted fantasy St. Boner
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May 31, 2016 07:05
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Also this guy might have some exposition on the warlock or something, they could be in the same fraternity
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May 31, 2016 09:02
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The skeletons will be Union, try to quietly rattle your way into the group, flash your union card, and hang out with them for a while. It's been lonely since our congregation stopped coming to church
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May 31, 2016 09:08
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:you have to get to Aelfsburg to really get into the singing, so I'll put that down as a vote for Aelfsburg I got a laugh out of and appreciated you managing to translate a Dare post and interpret it into a vote and hope you keep doing so! For my vote I say infiltrate the group.
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May 31, 2016 11:10
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Who What Now posted:Equip Sword - The entire reason we spent the essence in the arm was to use it, after all. I like this.
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May 31, 2016 11:33
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Eat the rat skeleton mouth
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May 31, 2016 12:07
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Ahundredbux posted:Eat the rat skeleton mouth Skelton eat the mouth
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May 31, 2016 12:35
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isn't this the part where we become literal arms (and legs) dealers???
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May 31, 2016 12:38
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Necromancy is cool and good and a hit with the kids these days also skeletons are my friends
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May 31, 2016 12:40
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Ahundredbux posted:Necromancy is cool and good and a hit with the kids these days also skeletons are my friends I'm not a vitalitist, I have lots of skeleton friends
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May 31, 2016 12:43
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Looks like we're going to equip the sword, keep the shears in the barrel and eat the rat. sorry rat.Microwaves Mom posted:How does a skeleton consume a rat? Honestly it should be kept to produce rat milk. The milk is far more useful. just sort of break it open like a quail and grind it up. Outrail posted:How much essence do we get from eating one of our followers? Theoretically I mean. They don't want to be eaten! They think of themselves as more your buddies than your slaves. Currently voting stands at 9 for every variation of openly following them/going up for a chat (we can select our attitude to them once they've given us their excuse). Most people want to have a talk to the skeles in skelecode, leaving the robed guy out of it if he's not able to understand. 2 for creeping up/around them 1 for sending your goon to distract them So we'll keep walking at our current pace and catch up with them real soon, and then we'll find out if they're with the Union or not. I'll keep things open though because it's going to be a few hours before I get to the update. Two-Fisted Steve has a copy of this book that's not missing so many pages, and he's being a total bastard about the courier fees as usual.
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May 31, 2016 12:44
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i also vote goon distract
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May 31, 2016 16:19
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Go up and talk to them and try way to hard to be friends so that you end up putting them off.
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Jun 1, 2016 00:04
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Well, we're going to go up to them. Our decrepit status could potentially help here: Last page complete:  Turning to 247:  and wouldn't you know it... it looks like the batch of pages Two-Fisted Steve sent me have the same problem as the ones I already own. Anyway, we've wandered in, the skellies don't want to talk but the dude wants a chat. What do we do? E: whoops, uploaded wrong version of the page before! Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Jun 1, 2016 |
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Jun 1, 2016 00:53
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I wanted to get a little further in but ran out of time tonight. We should be approaching Bilgeton fairly soon and everything will go sideways from there, as anyone who's read this book before will be able to tell you. Consider this first stretch a warm-ups0m3 guy posted:isn't this the part where we become literal arms (and legs) dealers??? that is one of the things you can do with these guys, for sure Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Jun 1, 2016 |
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Jun 1, 2016 01:00
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Hand the man your business card. He's clearly abusing these poor skeletal compatriots, and if we can arrange an exchange of business cards we can identify him to the union and help free these poor souls from their working conditions.
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Jun 1, 2016 01:15
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I guess all the spooky skeletons we see at night work the night shift.
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Jun 1, 2016 01:17
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Some up jumped kid abusing our hard collectively bargained for rights. Lee at him with our twin horse powered hooves and shank him in the neck with the shears.
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Jun 1, 2016 01:30
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Ignore the bourgeois scum, rally to unionize our skeleton brethren! Together we shall rise up and seize the means of production of skeles!
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Jun 1, 2016 01:42
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Who What Now posted:Ignore the bourgeois scum, rally to unionize our skeleton brethren! Together we shall rise up and seize the means of production of skeles! This and shank the guy in the throat with our sword
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Jun 1, 2016 01:55
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Who What Now posted:Ignore the bourgeois scum, rally to unionize our skeleton brethren! Together we shall rise up and seize the means of production of skeles! In order to get to that option, I think you have to answers the dirty capitalist pig's riddles first.
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Jun 1, 2016 01:58
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Hand him our business card and strike up a conversation about the weird purple light in the warlocks tower, that poo poo messes with the undead so he's at least gotta be interested in it too!! Once we know if he's a jerk we can stab him. Or even if he's not one I guess
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Jun 1, 2016 02:02
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challenge him into a game of riddles and bet your skeleguard
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Jun 1, 2016 02:05
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Play the riddle game, wager all he knows about necromancy, and use the union card to force him to play with his life on the line.
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Jun 1, 2016 02:14
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Hogge Wild posted:challenge him into a With our superior knowledge of bone-related rhymes we can't lose Edit: the gently caress, auto-correct?? Who What Now fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Jun 1, 2016 |
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Jun 1, 2016 02:20
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Who What Now posted:With our superior knowledge of bone-related Wayne's we can't lose Pun his face in
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Jun 1, 2016 02:56
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poisonpill posted:Play the riddle game, wager all he knows about necromancy, and use the union card to force him to play with his life on the line.  Let's do it!
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Jun 1, 2016 03:58
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Head over, talk about purple light, give business card, as we leave
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Jun 1, 2016 05:39
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Begin playing your torso like a drum, not breaking eye (socket?) contact. Encourage your union bros to join in.
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Jun 1, 2016 07:00
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Put on some theme music https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsHC9OQfXqKEd2ziML2azR_cd3wnDhyNX
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Jun 1, 2016 07:02
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Learn some good skeleton tricks from the hooded man
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Jun 1, 2016 10:52
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Walk up confidently, and demand that he rubs our barrel. Show him we aren't some bitch skeleton like he has working for him.
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Jun 1, 2016 13:55
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Three for straight-up shanking the dude, three for engaging him in riddles/rhymes, four for a chat (including demanding that he rubs your barrel, gotta assert your dominance over these pimple-faced creeps). It's pretty close.I'll give it an hour or two then go dig around for the pages to make the thing happen. By the way it's good that we're decrepit for this encounter, rolling in while you're in good condition would put the guy on edge.
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Jun 1, 2016 14:12
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I hope you counted mine as talk
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Jun 1, 2016 14:14
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I don't want you to think we're trying to find ourselves a pimp. were a classy skeleton
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Jun 1, 2016 14:15
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RIDDLES
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Jun 1, 2016 14:16
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i re-counted and got 5 for talk, 3 for shanking, 5 (now 6) for riddles/rhyming, and 3 for rousing the skeletons to overthrow their bourgeois oppressor. I'm not good at counting, sorry
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