[CYOA] Let's Play - The Wizard of Warlock Tower

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poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Ok, I've played this one before so I'm not going to spoil it or anything, but if we're trying to do a good run, we'll want to EXAMINE the space under the altar. Take the thing you find there because it comes in very "handy" later.

# ¿ May 27, 2016 06:16

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 14:11

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

The milk is a "better" choice, but it's funnier if you drink the wine store you go

# ¿ May 27, 2016 17:01

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

If this is the bend I'm thinking of (never went straight to the Capitol before), then one of those dudes is a necromancer and we can try to blend into his summoned thralls for a laugh. I might be wrong about the section we're in, though.

Creep toward the men

# ¿ May 28, 2016 01:40

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

So in you playthrough, if one of these choices is hypothetically an insta-death, how far can we rewind? Or will you just do the second most popular choice?

(Also I'm pretty sure there are at least two votes for creeping up on fools)

# ¿ May 28, 2016 16:55

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

I am fully in favor of trying to court the Admiral's fianc�e but we should have the elf's fancy hat to go with that cloak from later on if we want to be fashionable so let's attack the elves.

# ¿ May 29, 2016 01:37

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Demand to see the union card of the jerk in charge. I'll bet he doesn't even have one!

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:13

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Play the riddle game, wager all he knows about necromancy, and use the union card to force him to play with his life on the line.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 02:14

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Toughy posted:

Riddles, then shank him before he can answer, because it doesn't matter what he thinks

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 17:10

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

I don't have a scanner but I grabbed my old copy and it still has some of the cards, even! The skull is as follows:

quote:

Necromancer's Skull
Strange symbols carved in this skull give it a sinister look.
You are considered "skilled" when commanding undead. Elves distrust you.

I say we screw it on and try to rally the troops!

# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 02:22

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Changing my vote to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4kRQzZqSlI&t=5s

# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 05:57

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Equip the teakettle on your head and staff in your hand. Toss the robes and rattle the lady.

:11tea:

# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 01:47

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Take the witch to the bone zone, we can burn the place down after with a strategically thrown post coital cigarette

This. But walk slowly away from the explosion without turning around to look at it.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 18:46

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

"I carried this printing press all day for you."

# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 02:14

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

It's really funny tricking the pixies into buying your "elf coins" (just leaves off a tree) and then paying them back with their own money to launch a suicidal charge, but I haven't seen the goblin path, so I pick go toward the bog.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 03:17

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

We should hang back and send our minions across the picket lines, then "heroically" saunter up and kill them for scabs.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 02:14

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Add 17 to the current reference number. Should be 166 + 17 = 183.

In the rules, which I don't think were scanned, we can add 17 and see if it's time for our mandated break time. If the reference makes sense, we get to call in one of our rep buddies to do the job for us. I don't know if we want to use it here, though, because they usually are pretty weird encounters in their own rights.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 04:34

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 14:11

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Recruit and go further

# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 20:49

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