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Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
Clearly we need to wait for the elves to kill the bear then replace are own limbs with the right two bear arms.

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Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014

Arkanomen posted:

Don't get RATTLED when things get rough!

Until we get a special sword (if we get it), this is just good advice.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
The foul monsters name is Craig. But, idiot necromancer boy here only remembered the wizard end of this, he didn't fill form c-19 so he could do this with a union skeleton! This constitutes as a Collective Bargaining Agreement! So,

Mojo Threepwood posted:

Let's union the place up. Decapitate the dude and use his head to make a crude steam whistle from the campfire, his canteen, and a spot of magic. Blow the whistle and inform the crew that as it is past dusk they are off for the day, then give them overtime pay from our purse. Rest until morning.

Fellbat fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Jun 2, 2016

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
Cannibalize him for all parts Let's take our first steps towards being a union boss, in other words, live (death?) it up rich as a lich!

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014

Who What Now posted:

Rattle her vagina

Boner? I 'ardly know her!

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
Of course she doesn't want to screw us, she already has a skeleton in her. Speaking of, we should liberate it from it's fleshy prison and date that.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014

Beastyfella posted:

recruit the kobold

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
Recall fondly a giant chain that said THUG 4 DEATH.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014

December Octopodes posted:

I got sent to 133 and got diddly squat.

This is what we get for trying to be decent in a two fisted fantasy, almost as if Skull had/has a grudge against everything.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

> Harvest Big Bill

> Check Hardmod for signs of un-life

> Recruit your old SWU buddies

> Recruit Rho'Barr and Adventurers willingly or upon pain of skeletonizing

> Attach EVERYTHING ELSE AVAILABLE to yourself (Harvest dead fighter in hall, loot Hardmod's home, etc)

> Form the Grand Re-Union Party (GRUP) and roll out! :hb::margeball::hb:

(e: we're coming for you Wizard/Warlock/Goblin King!)

This seems to cover everything.

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Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
As always, thank you.

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