[CYOA] Let's Play - The Wizard of Warlock Tower

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I feel like an idiot for not realizing that Skull and SIB are the same guy just with an account name change.

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>Confront the man and offer your friendly-skeleton help

# ¿ May 28, 2016 17:11

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>Elven Dick Punch

# ¿ May 29, 2016 06:27

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Sword Equiped
Rat in Barrel

Go say "Hi" to the obvious Jr Necromancer and ask for a tutorial in basic Necromancy

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:30

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poisonpill posted:

Play the riddle game, wager all he knows about necromancy, and use the union card to force him to play with his life on the line.

Let's do it!

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 03:58

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Saint Isaias Boner posted:

so are we going to drop everything and do the fetch quest like a bunch of goony goons?

if so are we going to stay overnight or go immediately so that she knows we're keen?

Fetch Quest for epic lootz.

Do it now cause we don't need no sleep.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 10:06

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Saint Isaias Boner posted:

Aggie's crypt is somewhere to the south of the tower, a few days' walk away, and going directly there will mean ditching your union droogs and bypassing bilgeton altogether. I should have posted the map that came with this but it's been systematically ripped out of every copy of the book in existence for reasons I don't fathom.

Two Fisted Steve strikes again!

# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 14:07

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Loot the Howling Heartand a Dust Devil Digits to lose Decrepit.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 03:23

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spacejew posted:

I feel bad we didn't get our skeleton buddies unionized, they will never know a fair days work for a fair wage now.

Yeah we are fairly loving monstrous and will likely get kicked out of the union.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 15:52

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Do NOT cross the picket line.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 02:51

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Dinosaurmageddon posted:

We've got ranged minions* and an eye laser. Technically we could just

> Hail SKU Members and
> Provide Freelance Ranged Support

*going by the lore on the cards

I believe the cards say Ranged if they are ranged.

Re:

But we do have a Mage.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 04:46

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Also I lost my poo poo at 140

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 06:22

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I think you made a typo SIB.

18 says Turn to 164 to go to the Pit but you turned to 166

Edit:

Also we do the best thing we can do to a guy who looks like he may best us in a scuffle.

POCKET SAND

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Jun 13, 2016

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 00:53

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Spoilered for kayfabe

Just got in time:

Love your work SIB and really happy to support a fellow (if former) AusGoon

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Jun 13, 2016

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 01:45

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How is Two Fisted Steve now days SIB?

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 03:14

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I suggest kicking a bitch who tried to smite us.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 13:56

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Search for hidden fun stuff

# ¿ Jun 15, 2016 04:44

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Nyaa posted:

Play my favorite CYOA game for old time sake

# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 01:08

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Keep out current head
Grab Non-IP-Infringing Fused-Rib Sea-Marine Torso
Grab Monkey Paw

# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 02:34

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Paradox Man posted:

Just take the coolest arm and see if they have a Herman skull.

I believe you can find an item called Herman's Skull in the book; but it is hidden away in a really awkward to get to number. I think it's only accessible with the Ten Foot Necromantic Pole

# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 03:06

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Saint Isaias Boner posted:

We've carefully avoided civilised areas all game and now you want to play dressup?

Yes

# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 10:51

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We ask his mighty Lichyness

Where's the beef?

# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 12:26

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the_steve posted:

Help Hardmod out. Lose the shears (in an adventurer's dumb face)

And please let us never have skeleton sex again.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 02:56

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100 HOGS AGREE posted:

Perform a devastating team finisher attack with hardmod on the remaining heroes

Get em! More servants/body mods.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 03:31

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Saint Isaias Boner posted:

It's an australianism (fighting fantasy and their knockoffs were pretty popular Down Under)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinvIr-O1k8&t=107s
for the best use of "ropable"

(the whole thing is pretty great but that bit has the word in context)

King Parrot is just loving weird man.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 15:27

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I de-bonedand turn to 81.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 02:36

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You're not helping Bill!

# ¿ Jun 27, 2016 02:32

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>De-bone Bill

gently caress you Bill Hardmod was our buddy!

# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 02:04

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Star Bastards spoiler:

I started playing Star Bastards today and did my first "skeleton" reference with Bones at 153; so proud of myself great work SIB!

# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 03:07

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RIP Hardmod.

Losing a friend is hard even if we barely remember them; lets go to Bligeton and get pissed in his memory. EAST!

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 02:50

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How come only the Sentry has a fist?

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 15:57

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I'd like to replace our legs.

Horse legs are lame.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 16:24

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Come on people! Let's blow this garbage union and strike out on our own! We've been playing nice all game, I say it's time we go for broke and snap this book (not literally, last I saw at a con these were going for a few hundred even with missing pages and poo poo) over our knees! This is GBS for fucks sake! Let's goddamned act like it!

No way man. We stay with the Union till we can murder Skeleton Lenin and become Skeleton Stalin.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 16:53

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Solice Kirsk posted:

De-bone the witch. Wear her skin as a cloak.

This 100%

Also ditch the six fingered hand. I wanna use that monkey paw.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2016 05:33

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Take Part in Democracy

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