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Hide in the barrel and pop out at them, cackling loudly.
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# ¿ May 28, 2016 06:43 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 09:28 |
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Outrail posted:Vv: Can someone translate this please? It's Dare. Anyway, >Use the garden shears to trim the hedges into rude shapes.
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# ¿ May 28, 2016 18:24 |
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Pop out of the barrel, cackling madly. Wave your arms and bob back and forth, swinging your shears haphazardly at any nearby targets.
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# ¿ May 28, 2016 23:53 |
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Pop out of the barrel just long enough to throw a single bone and have it travel very slowly through the air in the general direction of your targets. Do this once per second.
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 00:24 |
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Outrail posted:Wait for an opportune moment while the Elves and Hippandros are busy and Unleash our enslaved brethren! From a certain point of view, our "enslaved brethren" are actually the skeletons of the men and elves trapped within living flesh. We have an obligation to free all of them.
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 00:34 |
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Whatever you do, make sure to make a skeleton pun like "roll them bones!" if we decide to roll at them in our barrel and bowl them over like ninepins. Or "I guess you're boned!" (general application)
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 00:37 |
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Every update that passes without a skeleton pun is a disgrace.
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 00:38 |
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"SOCKET to me!" (shouted while launching a dagger from one of our empty eye sockets)
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 00:43 |
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"Hey buddy, you've got a BONE CALL!" *Wallops guy with club made of own femur*
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 00:52 |
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*kills man using a hammer, an anvil and a stirrup*
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 00:54 |
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I hope we get to meet some super gay elf skeletons.
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 01:40 |
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Who What Now posted:So you want us to meet some perfectly average elf skeletons? Yes that is exactly my meaning.
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 02:54 |
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ChrisHansen posted:Is there a max number of arms we can attach to the skeleton body? Any more than two and we lose our union membership.
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 05:22 |
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Attack! And be sure to say something witty like "here today, BONE tomorrow!" when you wallop him. Also take his weapon.
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# ¿ May 30, 2016 01:57 |
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Raise both hippandros and one guard. Harvest the other for his sword arm. Cackle madly.
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# ¿ May 30, 2016 14:48 |
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Go up and talk to them and try way to hard to be friends so that you end up putting them off.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 00:04 |
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I guess all the spooky skeletons we see at night work the night shift.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 01:17 |
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Toughy posted:Riddles, then shank him before he can answer, because it doesn't matter what he thinks
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 16:36 |
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Let's union the place up. Decapitate the dude and use his head to make a crude steam whistle from the campfire, his canteen, and a spot of magic. Blow the whistle and inform the crew that as it is past dusk they are off for the day, then give them overtime pay from our purse. Rest until morning.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 04:15 |
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Cathulhu posted:Refuse to speak with this breaker of union policy. Also steal his green fire.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 23:28 |