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May 27, 2016 16:57
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poo poo this is that loving encounter with the reverse centaurs isn't it. gently caress those guys
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May 28, 2016 02:33
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Punch an elf in the dick
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May 29, 2016 00:31
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JiveHonky posted:I already retired from this adventure it never do what I say Punch this guy in the dick
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May 29, 2016 00:34
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The elves are huge douchebag hippies and are trying to save the bear and they probably hate skeletons. I mean skeletons remind them of death and instead of dying they get on a cruise ship to elf Florida so it makes them uncomfortable at best. Beyond shots to the junk their next greatest weakness is puns so I think we got them covered no matter what at this point. No bones about it.
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May 29, 2016 06:24
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Gridlocked posted:>Elven Dick Pun
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May 29, 2016 06:35
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Join the other skeletons as if we were one of them and see where this loser is going
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May 31, 2016 07:00
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Also this guy might have some exposition on the warlock or something, they could be in the same fraternity
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May 31, 2016 09:02
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Ahundredbux posted:Eat the rat skeleton mouth Skelton eat the mouth
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May 31, 2016 12:35
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Ahundredbux posted:Necromancy is cool and good and a hit with the kids these days also skeletons are my friends I'm not a vitalitist, I have lots of skeleton friends
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May 31, 2016 12:43
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Hand him our business card and strike up a conversation about the weird purple light in the warlocks tower, that poo poo messes with the undead so he's at least gotta be interested in it too!! Once we know if he's a jerk we can stab him. Or even if he's not one I guess
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Jun 1, 2016 02:02
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Who What Now posted:With our superior knowledge of bone-related Wayne's we can't lose Pun his face in
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Jun 1, 2016 02:56
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I'm voting for riddles now because it's funnier and may get what we want out of talking anyway. Plus it may show off we were made by the warlock and not some podunk guy like this
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Jun 1, 2016 15:20
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Toughy posted:Riddles, then shank him before he can answer, because "being shanked" is the answer to the riddle
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Jun 1, 2016 16:39
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The answer to the riddle was "your mom"
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Jun 2, 2016 04:22
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Let's get this skeleton laid
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Jun 3, 2016 18:46
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There Bias Two posted:Guess we can't make it happen. Hey it's not like we have osteoporosis or something we can do this (This book had a weird amount of romantic subplot for a story about being a skeleton)
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Jun 5, 2016 02:33
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Question: Does this hut's chicken legs go all the way up
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Jun 5, 2016 07:31
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Twenty Four posted:I am guessing that this new form might be the illusion and the typical old hag witch is the real deal but I'm all for a skeleton going for it either way so Page 150! Are you saying she might be dry as a.....bone?
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Jun 5, 2016 21:50
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Oddly this is the best possible outcome for this scenario so go us! If we'd gotten laid that would have been it, no bonus but the satisfaction of boning a witch. Still great tho
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Jun 6, 2016 00:25
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We should get on that fetch quest to take our minds off being friendboned. After all, those union skeletons are patiently waiting for us!
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:(with a super-sick dis) "Your aunt did always say you had trouble raising bones"
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Jun 6, 2016 09:24
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Well even if we don't complete the fetch quest we can still meet up with auntie whassername. Besides maybe the cauldron makes a cool torso
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Jun 6, 2016 10:21
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I think if you go to bilgeton later anyway things are... different so this could get interesting. Plus who knows, maybe we'll see our union buddies somewhere else!
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we should go to the swamp and say hey been trying to meet you to the pixies (skeletons are big fans of pixies) Wait we already saw the pixies in a previous adventure gently caress 'em let's gob some lins
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I dont know posted:[b] I remember he said how glad he was that he had it when he reached the DracoMummy. It also significantly improves our virility, whatever that means. Local dragon mom's one weird tip to improved skeleton performance. Warlocks HATE her !
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Goblin arm and shield , raise the rest, turn in the dues
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Miner? I barely know er
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THROW THE STICK and call him a good boy maybe he'll join us to fight the Bobs or whatever
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ask him, "Who's a good boy?!" While he ponders this deep question scratch him behind the ear and ask him if he wants to go for a ride?! Recruit the dog Edit: with skeleton puns about the struggle of the working class skeleton
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Green glows usually mean either elf bullshit or kickin rad undead/demon dudes so go for it, we'll either kick some rear end or find some allies
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Jun 16, 2016 10:08
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Seduce hardmod "Where'd you get that hard bod, hardmod" is a seductive thing we could say
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Who What Now posted:You know this adventure was really quite progressive for its time considering it allowed you to pursue bisexual relationships like this. Yeah I think this is one of the first bromance sidequests
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djwetmouse posted:I think it was already established that the main character is female and possible a princess. Bromance transcends all boundaries of gender
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Jun 20, 2016 19:10
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Help him and save our sad sack companion
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Jun 21, 2016 03:43
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DOUBLE SUPLEX DOUBLE SUPLEX
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Jeez hardmod they're hired labor don't be a dick Remember that time you screamed at the bartender and all the other liches stopped hanging out for like a century? Yeah I bet you do Wait I remember too, holy poo poo*begin flashback sequence*
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81 and deboning
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"The only boss I see around here is you, Bill. I hate tibia prick but unless you want the SKU running this op I suggest you offer my friend a contract or go bone yourself. I'm sure your compatriots would hate to be ribbed of the opportunity to work because you had to swing your pelvis around like you owned the place." Edit: I'm all for beating the poo poo out of this guy but let's at least try not to gently caress up our success in the flashback I guess pick a fight but in a way that we just have to fight this guy Poland Spring fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jun 27, 2016 |
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